Dear Diary

A 3685-post collection

Educational Moment

I like learning new things. And since I'm turning forty-five this year, that means that I'm well beyond Douglas Adams' statement that anything invented after I'm thirty-five is strange and scary. I'm one of those annoying people who act like a new thing should have always been like that.

Just ask Beloved. I'm always unimpressed by their programming of a new thing. No "yes, this is just what I wanted." It's all "why didn't they do this earlier?" Much frustrate. Very wearing.

But, regardless, I am learning a New Thing(tm). I am attempting to schedule my posts on Streemit.

My last effort at this was complete failure, because I could not get the calendar/time setting to mesh with my own temporal space. I suspect the new year might have interfered.

This time, even with time zones as a factor, I should be okay. I think. Regardless of what happens, I've scheduled my posts to happen two hours apart1 in just a few minutes from now, so we shall see.

Once I have a baseline for comparison, hopefully I'll be able to wrangle things properly. Today is an Experiment Day.

And now for some Science and LCHF/Keto!

What I put up yesterday was how and why LCHF freakin' works. Keep in mind that that post was a "most of the time" scenario. There are very rare sorts who have to be really careful about their fat intake and which fats they use. Those are people who've had their gall bladder removed, people taking Spiro or other hormonal balancing agents, and the extremely rare people for whom LCHF doesn't work in practice. If you're one of those number, seek a Medic who knows their LCHF stuff.

Now, onto some really key parts of LCHF. Proper nutrients.

We all know there's very little in the way of proper nutrition in modern-day cereal crops. They've all been bred for yield, and not for vitamins. Therefore, there's very little that happens to you if you flip that out for some nice, healthy fats.

What you might not know is how the Industrial Model messed things up for everyone.

Before the Industrial Revolution, they used to have a thing called Crop Rotation. Wheat, beans, and whatever would swap places on a plot of land, and a fourth segment would be allowed to lie 'fallow'. Translated, the farmers would let their cattle and poultry go out there and graze. And poop.

This put all sorts of micronutrients in the soil, and it put other micronutrients into the animals. The food was more varied, and the leading causes of death were (a) war and (b) filthy living conditions.

The industrial revolution was the thing that made everything a factory. Growing animals, growing grain. You committed to one and that was it. Small wonder, then, that places that didn't get seafood also got goiters and other signs of iodine deficiency.

Pro tip: if you can't have seafood, and you don't want the dextrose in table salt, get yourself some sea salt. It should have plenty in it without the hidden carbs.

So, one hundred and fifty years ago, some genius realised it was the lack of iodine that caused all these landlocked families trouble, and introduced iodized table salt. Hooray!

But that's just one thing you can get out of pasture-fed animal products. Ever wonder why the Western World keeps getting sicker? It's because more and more of our food comes out of a chemical factory.

Feed the cows grain in fattening pens. They get bacterial infections in their guts. Give them huge amounts of antibiotics and growth hormones for extra yield. But that's still not fast enough. Butcher them faster, and hang the cleanliness standards. Whoops, all that meat is covered in poo! I know, let's just soak it in fucking bleach2 and other chemicals to make sure those poo volatiles are absolutely gone.

Children drinking "healthy" skim cow's milk grow faster because Bovine Growth Hormone. They get mental issues because Bovine Growth Hormone. Bacterial infections are stronger than ever.

So Modern Medicine looks at all of this, shrugs, and says, "Whoops, I guess meat is bad for you now." And all the militant Vegans or Vegetarians are all about that, so there's more noise than ever about how evil meats are.

Meanwhile, lack of crop rotation is making certain all of our GMODed monoculture crops are getting pretty sick, too. Nevermind that! Monsan-toe-rags to the rescue! They can stuff our soils full of petrochemically-derived fertilisers and make everything right! And be sure to use Monsan-toe-rag branded bug spray, now with less neonicontids. Not that it was those that were killing bees. Honest. We're good for you. Better living through chemistry(tm)...

And then people turn around and wonder how there's such great rises in all these mental disorders. Must be those darn vaccines, right?

In case you couldn't tell, that was sarcasm.

Australia actually has a brain and doesn't do most of this, but Monsanto still has a foothold here with GMOD wheat and other crops. They're bound to try and gain more influence.

All because industries expect nature to act like a factory.

Now I'm not saying that all this is horrible. Many of these advancements made modern life possible. BUT - it's also caused more troubles than it's solved.

And this is why Beloved and I seek out organic whole foods [nothing processed in a factory] and pasture-fed animal products. Micronutrients in healthy food, raised so that it is healthy, makes you healthy.

Mums all over the world have been saying it for centuries. You are what you eat. And if you eat sick food, you get sick yourself.

Which is also why we're planning to grow our own. Only way to be certain.

  1. Because the program/website used to schedule won't let me do them one hour apart, the bugger.

  2. America, the unhealthiest nation in the world, does this regularly.

Progress?

MeMum asked me about the ins and outs of Keto or LCHF, this morning. For her doctor to read. And I am glad to provide any information about it at all.

Not only am I a writer who does research for fun, but I am also a nerd who loves sciencey things.

I admit. I am neither a doctor nor a dietician, but I have listened to enough of them to get the basic gist of how ketogenics works, and retell that

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How do I deal?

I managed to scare my mother with the threat of science. And when MeMum gets scared, she gets hostile. And since I don't want her to shut me down entirely, I must relent.

I have to maintain the avenues of communication.

I have to be the one making the tough decisions when those decisions are out of MeMum's reach. And that's a possibility that I didn't want to be looming, just yet.

And once Mum's put her foot down about a thing,

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Unexpected Improvements

What I learned to expect from doing a LCHF diet was a general improvement to my health. What I didn't expect was a reversal of ageing indicators. I already mentioned in an earlier blog how my knees have come to function more properly than they have in two decades.

So along with the arthritis reversal, we've also noted: a slowing down and an ebbing of unwanted facial hair, a general improvement in skin conditions, stubble where there once was balding, an increase

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Hidden Toxins

Okay. Now I'm pissed off. Beloved and I, and the mother-in-law, have discovered by complete accident that there's one place they put sugar, and you'd never suspect it at all.

Table salt.

It seems impossible. How can they add sugar to salt, right? You'd notice, wouldn't you. Well. Not so much.

Rewind to yesterday, we were having what we thought of as a nice, keto friendly broth and veg, and everything seemed to be fine. Until Beloved took their blood sugar reading

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New Starts All Over

I bullied my beloved into going for a walk in last evening. Turns out that I'm still tasty to mosquitoes despite my daily dose of vegemite soup with extra salt.

Yes. On LCHF, vegemite soup is not salty enough.

And this morning, we went on our walk before the heat kicked in for the day. Allegedly. The sun was sharp, the walk was hot. We went for the 'figure eight' around both blocks and I managed to keep pace with my love

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It's 2017, time for change

I confess, I fell over sick and Yuletide happened, and the house... went to crap. Waiting for everyone else to get their tail in gear and help remove the mess they made has been an abominable failure.

So the first thing I did this AM was going around the house and emptying all the little litter bins. Now Chaos has one less avenue to be lazy about cleaning the heck up.

New surprise policy for my little darlings: First kid awake gets

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At the closing of the year

It's New Years Eve and I don't have many plans to stay up until midnight. I have little choice as to when my batteries need charging, but when I go down, I go down.

Resolutions
  • Work to improve my writing
  • Work to improve mine and my Beloved's health
  • Do what I can for MeMum

People who make too many resolutions end up keeping none of them, so I keep it to three.

And there's a story in the third one. Those dear

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Moanna and personal white noise

Saw Moanna. It's firkin brilliant. I'm loving that they paid attention to Pacific Island culture in general and lots of the art style too.

Things we can take away from Moanna:

  1. It's possible to do a movie about POC without getting into semi-racist stereotyping [Looking at you "Please Bring Honour to Us All" in Mulan]
  2. It's possible to have an animated female heroine who looks more like a real human and less like an alien [Looking at Tangled and all her weird,
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International cuisine

Like all wisdom, some of the best food comes from outside of what we know. Beloved is determined to get this family away from western-themed bland monotony and ignorance of spices.

I miss Sweet Mustard Pickles, so Beloved has suggested a Korean version of Sauerkraut as a substitute. This version doesn't use sugar as a part of the pickling process, so I'm down with that.

We have lots of other options from all over the world. Some of which have ingredients that

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Post-Yule

The good news is that I didn't bounce back out of Ketosis, nor did I gain more than I've lost. I'm still in the 84-kilo zone. Just... a little higher up in there.

Our cheese-cup-cakes were an immense success. The strawberry ones were way more delicious than the original flavour. I think we're going to go Genuine Fruit Flavour each time we make these things in future.

So, of course, I have to share the recipe.

Cheesecake the Easy Way

Implements
  • Electric
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Season's Greetings

It's Christmas Day in my household, and so far, everyone else is asleep. The fridge is overloaded with Feast Fare, including homemade chocolates, cheese-cup-cakes, a lo-carb pizza, and one of Beloved's own creations that I'm calling Salmon Bread in lieu of something better.

It's a sort of low-carb bread kind of deal, but as you can guess, it has loads of salmon in it. And it's tasty as hell. I'm encouraging Beloved to formalize the recipe so I can share it with

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Christmas eve!

We've done all our shopping (I hope!) and got all our things for the glorious morrow.

And as an extra bonus, this Yule happens on a weekend, so I don't need to worry about my novel's word count. And I really don't need to worry about an Instant, either, since it's my day off.

And I especially don't need to worry about the gap between the Instant count and the days of the year... because of all the double prompts I've been

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Quietly dying

The good news is: LCHF isn't killing me. The bad news is that dehydration got in the way first.

Not helped by the Lurgi and the infection it brought along for the ride.

When you're doing Keto, or LCHF, one of the big problems is getting enough liquids into you. The old sugary stuff could go down quick, for sure, but as you may recall, sugars are off the menu.

I don't know why so much liquid is needed... Maybe it's because

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Very slightly annoyed

Following yesterday's rant about Modern Medicine and how it likes patients being sick, I got a little bit more information about how things went.

The only alternatives available in the early 70's were (a) powdered formula that was probably mostly sugars or the wrong kinds of fats, and (b) canned milk. Neither of these did me any good. And, as far as I'm aware, the knowledge about the benefits of goat's milk came by random happenstance.

One article in the Lancet can

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