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Challenge #05056-M307: Necessary Lesson

"Yes I am Pax Humanis. Yes I am dangerous. But as long as I'm just teaching you to hunt animals here on this world, we're cool. Besides, my prey is far more interesting with far more security. All you're doing is helping me make sure the local deer population doesn't get too numerous." -- BKF

Puhshuff was plenty young, but they knew what those colours meant. Black, red, and yellow - sure to kill a fellow. They dropped their sad excuse for a knife and put their hands on their head. "I dint see nuthin'," they declared.

The killer in Pax Humanis coloured camouflage looked them over. She said, "What are you? Eight? Ten?"

They could only shrug. The killer didn't seem to want to kill, so Puhshuff relaxed a little.

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Tuesday: A Quick One Before Summer Blast

Summer has hit like a ton of bricks and it likes to do most of its abuse in the middle of the day. So. Before I invest in a fully lychnobitical[1] lifestyle for the season, my main goal is to get the majority of my writing done before I drown in a pool of my own sweat.

Therefore, I'm avoiding most of the big distractions and getting on with getting on with things.

Wish me luck because I'm already in chat

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Challenge #05055-M306: Unplanned Demolition

They awakened to having two looking over them wearing bright colors, red and yellow with some black along the edging. They hurt, badly. They remembered pushing two beings out of the way as the quake caused the shelters to collapse and being hit by debris, but that's about it. -- BKF

Philosophers of the past have discovered various unpleasant ways to awaken after concussive unconsciousness. Among the top ten are the priming of weapons aimed at the waker's head, someone offering to

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Monday, Shopping, NaNoWriMo, and Economy Bullshit

So. It's November and a lot of Authors are locking in, locking their doors, and aiming to get 3K words per diem... this nerd is merely aiming to get "something" in on the rewrite of ADT per day. If I finish a chapter, I give myself a star.

Day 2 on this, I have one star. Let's go!

Still battling the Morbs and attempting to maintain diet and exercise. A little bit of sugar helps cheer my spirits. Too much is breaking

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Challenge #05054-M305: Please Take One

When I passed, I did so helping others, and begged the gods to let me continue. I am now an eternal, living, fireproof, self-repairing, house that can teleport to where I'm most needed. I can care for those within me, and expel those with cruelty and violence in their hearts. So, I'm content. -- BKF

Some Devilborn live with the names they're given. It's rare, but it happens. The rest of us choose names that match our demonic nature or fit an

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Sunday, Stream Shenanigans Once More

Today is an Unsuitable Food Day. Because there's "Halloween Salad" on offer and I'm battling depression and fuck it, I want treatos.

Results for this past week of food monitoring indicate that I need more protein and less fat. So I shall be looking for cheaper sources of the stuff with a plan for Summer Biotic Protein Smoothies.

BTW "Halloween Salad" is a lot like "Easter Egg Salad" where all of the treats are in a communal bowl and everyone takes what

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Challenge #05053-M304: Up to the Challenge

National delicacy. That includes Local favorites. -- Knitnan

Newcomers to the Everdark are always surprised to learn how easily beasts can become Dire down there. Most commonly, the slugs often become Dire in the deeper caves and caverns. There's bats, too. Amongst many other creatures not also common on the surface.

There's just something about the fungi the grows down there. It does things to animals. And bugs. And other invertebrates. Oddly, though, the intelligent creatures are immune.

It might be luck.

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Saturday, Stream Stuff and Nonsense

The Promptcast is doing another Booked For Friday. I actually have too much breakfast for breakfast this morning. A trial not helped by the Morbs weighing me down

I might end up throwing my toast to the birds.

Blargh.

I shall try nonetheless.

I finished the storyline of Dressmaker yesterday, so now I am compelled to fill out all the achievements. I also want to do well on the one dress I fucked up, so I will be playing the storyline again.

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Challenge #05052-M303: Underground Business

Being a human that moved into an underground city of teufellen and other races that other humans treat as unwanted, I thought I was going to be mistreated as they are above ground. But they have treated me more kindly, more humanely, than any of my own race ever have my entire life. -- BKF

[AN: Spelling corrected for one species]

Here, away from the sun, I am just a skilled crafter of fine objects. Silver, gold, copper... I will make things

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Friday, Battling the Morbs

The Weight(tm) came over me as I was arranging coffee and pills this morning. I wish I knew what was dragging me down so I could make certain it was going to fuck off.

And this was before I found out that Patrick Stewart has passed on.

I will be seeing to my stupid fucking ankle and doing the daily tale, and a few household tasks... but I'm already fighting gravity while doing it.

I'm trying to get fitter. Curing this

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Challenge #05051-M302: From Rags...

No noble blood have I- no kin to the blue devils of Whitekeep. But still, I will be a knight, and act as one as nobly as I can. -- Weirdlet

Chivalry's earliest memory was watching the knights training. If ze was lucky, there'd be food ze could filch without coming to harm. They were magnificent. They were amazing. They were wealthy beyond young Chivalry's dreams... and ze was an orphan tolerated by the local roadhaus because ze cleaned up all the

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Thursday, On top of things?

I have the Promptcast thing done. I have a schedule to maintain my stupid fucking ankle. I still have creeping Morbs weighing me down but I am convincing myself that getting things done a smidge quicker might give me playing-around time.

Zoning out on distractions is not helping with that agenda.

Trying to get a story done before I need to treat my stupid fucking ankle again. Hopefully, I shall have time to play some Dressmaker.

Let's get on with that.

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Challenge #05050-M301: Odd Justice

The world judges a person by their appearance. I've stopped apologizing about mine a long time ago. -- BKF

"There are old Teufellen and there are bold Teufellen. There are very few old, bold Teufellen," lectured the old Hellkin to Risk, who he had caught trying to pickpocket. "As far as I know, I'm the only one who's both. So. Before I call the Watch about you..."

Risk didn't let him get any further. Ze put on the mummer's tears and sobbed,

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Wednesday, Physio and other PLNs

I have a Promptcast thing to edit, physio today, and a blog post to at least attempt to arrange. Because of Promptcast shenanigans, I have to move my future appointments around. Small beans in the grand scheme of things.

But now my Wednesdays are fully booked out. I can move the Physio to Tuesdays and not worry too hard.

But today... I will not have time for breakfast until it's closer to lunch.

'Tis the way of things, alas.

One day, I

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Challenge #05049-M300: Must Love Cats

The helpful fae of the house mourned when the elderly resident passed. They, however, had the three young cats that the person had deeply loved to take care of. And a house to tend. -- BKF

The house was as still and quiet as the dead. Which made sense, since the person who owned it had died, leaving it vacant. Well. Vacant if you didn't count her beloved cats. They slept on her bed, hunted the mice and pests, and were very

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