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I have one lump of dough is both proofing and defrosting. Another set of dough-in-potentia is waiting for Wilson to rise to the occasion. There's one new case in the books, keeping the total at twelve.

Twelve is better than twenty-five. I gotta say it. It's still not as cool as six or less.

It's feast day, so I have nebulous plns to indulge in the carbs. All whilst making breads.

In the news:

• Continuing hilarity as Redditors and common folk firkin wreck the stock market and therefore the economy
• Australia has a Plan B for a vaccine crisis and it is: Grab the Novavax
• The term "anal swab test" is now a thing, and it's apparently a better way to detect the plague? It's also the hottest new phrase in the late nite talk show circuit
• QAnon minions think the California fires were started by Jewish-owned space lasers. I shit you not
• PETA wants people to stop using animal terms when insulting people, accusing everyone of 'speciesism' 9_9 Just admit you're all moonmelon vegans and go home
• Tiniest shop worth the most per square foot because tourist dollar. Shocking
• AusPost posties caught on camera being lazy flakks
• Restaurant puts reviews on their menu flyer. Including BAD reviews
• Johnson&Johnson famous makers of bandaids, have come up with a vaccine you only need to put in the fridge. It's looking real good
• Diverse alarms as plague detected in sewerage all over Queensland
• World totes jealous about images of Aussie Open crowds
• Muppet surfaces from the swamp to take aim at a lady who voted against him in the impeachment nonsense
• Google's annoying ad about not paying people for their searches prompts people to switch to Bing and Duckduckgo. People. Don't use Bing. Go to Duckduck or Ecosia. Pls
• Leet room painting skillz go viral on TikTok

The starter is almost at the crucial point for bread nonsense, so let's try and get a story out of me.

There are zero loaves in the freezer as of this morning. One new case and a total of active cases coming in at twelve.

I'm making four loafs with a side-pln to make more bread on Wednesday.

The single biggest and most joyful news of the day is that about 200 redditors decided to unanimously wreck the fuck out of the market by doing what rich people keep telling poor people to do - invest in stocks. Now billionaires are losing their

One new case today, and the total's at twenty-three. One patient in the ICU, which is worrying me a bit.

Restrictions are easing, and the most important part, government sponsored daycare schools are allowed to remain open. Huzzah. Even better news from my perspective - I scrolled most of the way down my phone's news feed this AM and only saw that saggy orange canker sore once. Bonus - he didn't look happy.

I'm still breathing sighs of relief over here. It's

Four new cases, taking the count to twenty-seven. They're all overseas cases and the authorities are looking for the daughter of a case who may have been infected during a hospital visit. She might have somehow missed all the PSA's all over the place with pictograms and simple language as part of their design features.

The Repugnicans left their spines at home during the Impeachment vote. Only ten of them actually stood up and admitted their alleged leader was a sack of