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A 2117-post collection

Saturday, Day 0, PLNs Upset

Plague news: TWENTY new cases, nine local, eleven imports. There's eighty-four total active cases, forty-two of them are in hospital. Australia's at 93.7% first vax, 90% fully vaxxed. Queensland's still mingled in last place with WA at 89% first vax, 83.6% fully vaxxed.

I got a date for Beloved booked today so I can't go visit MeMum like I planned. Mea culpa, I forgot the date was on. Thankfully, MeMum undstands. Also, still ready for the assorted nonsense come the morrow.

I will be installing speakers and making certain MeMum's vax certificate is appropriately apped.

GOSH my English is getting weird.

In the news:

  • Criticism over the reaction to the latest chain of outbreaks. If I was the media, I'd criticise the biggest "bedwetters" of them all - the Knomira Snowflakes who think that working to protect everyone is beneath them
  • Jumping castles banned following the Tassie tragedy
  • If you have a persistent cough, a high temp, and a loss of taste or smell, it's the plague. Anything else is just another rhinovirus
  • Unexpected volcanic geology on Mars
  • Pedos are grooming kids on Fortnight
  • Experts tell us which Crypto to invest in
  • Australia about to become a blast furnace
  • Want to buy a FOOTPATH? Only $400K...

The world descends into madness. I descend into fiction.

Friday, Day 0, FUUUUUCK...

Plague news: TWENTY-TWO new FUCKING cases. Seven local. Fifteen imports. SIXTY-SEVEN total active cases, Thirty are in hospital. This is what happens when you just give up on public safety in favour of profit. Australia's at 93.6% first vax, 89.9% fully vaxxed. Queensland's still sharing last place in the vax race with WA, at 89% first vax, 83% fully vaxxed.

Omicron is everywhere and there's more hot spots all over the fucking place. Masks are back. AGAIN. I never gave

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Thursday, Day 0, Dentist

Plague News: Six new cases, all imports. There's fifty total active cases, with twenty-eight of those in hospital. Australia's at 93.5% first vax, 89% fully vaxxed. Queensland's still doddling along in last place with WA at 88.8% first vax, and 82.6% fully vaxxed.

I have a dental appointment today and I know damn well I've been neglecting my teeth.

I have to get on my arse about looking after myself. Maybe enlist Beloved to help me stay on task

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Wednesday, Day 0, Wordpress

Plague news: Four new cases, all imports. There's fifty-six total active cases, twenty-five of them are in hospital. Australia's at 93% first vax, 89.5% fully vaxxed. Queensland is still doddling along in last place with WA, at 88.6% first vax, 82% fully vaxxed.

I may or may not be headed towards MeMum's for tech support and buying her Crimbolio gift in the one place that firkin has it. Sigh.

If not today, then Saturday. I see the dentist tomorrow and

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Tuesday, Day 0, Patreon

Plague News: TEN new cases, one local, nine imports. There's fifty-six total active cases, twenty-eight of those are in hospital. Australia's at 93% first vax, 89% fully vaxxed. Queensland's at 88% first vax, 81% fully vaxxed.

I am posting Patreon nonsense today, and since I now have some money - I also have PLNs to get some stuff. Yay.

The mower guy attacking our yard has yet to return, leaving his busted mower in situ whilst -I presume- he goes and finds

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Monday, Day 0, Endurance

Plague News: One new case, an import. There's forty-seven total active cases, twenty-eight of those are in hospital. Australia's at 93% first vax, 89% fully vaxxed. Queensland's still sort'a tied with WA, at 88% first vax, 81% fully vaxxed.

It's long Monday, so I'm taking a nap five seconds after I post today's story. If I write anything else today, it shall count as a miracle.

Such a miracle is this week's Tale Foundry entry. Began yesterday, and finished this morning whilst

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Sunday, Day 0, Shenanigans

Plague news: One new case, a local. There's forty-six total active cases, twenty-nine of those are in hospital. Australia's at 93% first vax, 89% fully vaxxed. Queensland's back in its semi-tie with WA, at 88% first vax, and 81% fully vaxxed.

Mower guy started yesterday despite my warnings. Got bogged. Busted a fan belt. Trying again today. Yay?

He's also threatened to leafblow the immense amounts of grass debris. I'm going out there with my sunhat and a rake and some bags.

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Saturday, Day 0, Feast and Mowing!

Plague News: EIGHT fucking new cases. EIGHT. Kraz frakkin dangit. Four local, five imports??? That totals as NINE, dear government site where I get my info. There's allegedly forty-four active cases, twenty-five of those are in hospital. [Maybe tomorrow, the government website will learn BASIC MATH] Australia's at 93% first vax, 88.9% fully vaxxed. Queensland's barely edged out of last place in the great fully vaxxed race at 88% first vax, 80.6% fully vaxxed.

I am now a little bit

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Friday, Day 1, Bikkie Day

Plague news: No new cases! There's thirty-eight total active cases, twenty-seven of those are in hospital. Australia's at 93% first vax, 88.7% fully vaxxed. Queensland's still tied with WA for last place in the vax race at 87.9% first vax, 80% fully vaxxed. Because Omicron, we're all going to need a booster. I shall be discussing that with my quack at a later time.

I have starters to feed, bikkie to make, Catbox to change and maybe a task or

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Thursday, Day 0, Shenanigans!

Plague Diary: Two new cases, both imports. There's forty-one total active cases, thirty-four of those are in hospital. Australia's at 93% first vax, and 88.5% fully vaxxed. Queensland's still tied for last with WA at 87.7% first vax, 79.6% fully vaxed. TAZMANIA has hit >95% first vax. Good onyer Tazzie!

I have to round up Pippi for vaccine later on today. Fortunately, Pip is easy to catch. Easier than Jolie, anyway.

I aim to get one chamber a day

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Wednesday, Day 0, Wordpress

Plague news: One new case, a local transmission. There's thirty-nine total active cases, thirty-three of those are in hospital. Australia's at 93% first vax, 88% fully vaxxed. Queensland's still roughly tied for last place in the vax race with 87.5% first vax, 79% fully vaxxed.

I have some ranting to do in Wordpress this week, and I may go off about conspiracy theories and how to disarm them. Either with "so you agree" or with "that's what they want you to

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Tuesday, Day 0, Patreon

Plague news: Three new cases, all imports. There's thirty-eight total active cases, twenty-nine of those are in hospital. Australia's at 92.9% first vax, 88% fully vaxxed. Queensland's kind of tied with WA still, at 87% first vax, and 78.7% fully vaxxed.

I woke up at 3AM because bullshit internal alarm clock issues. BUT I got more of my Koshdelia story put into words. I have two things from Tale Foundry to share at Patreon and ever more nonsense to put

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Monday, Day 0, Loooonnnng Monday

Plague News: Six new cases, all imports. There's thirty-six total active cases, twenty-five of them are in hospital. Australia's at 92.8% first vax, 88% fully vaxxed. Queensland's still tied for last with WA at 87% first vax, 78% fully vaxxed.

I have few plans for today bar catching up on my sleep -_- I woke up two hours ahead of D&D last night and I am wearing the heck out :P

If I write anything else today, it

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Sunday, Day 0, Madness Soon

Plague News: Seven new cases, five local, two imports. Australia's at 92.8% first vax, 88% neat for fully vaxxed. Queensland's tied in last place for the race to 95%... for shame. We're at 87% first vax, 78% fully vaxxed.

Omicron's loose all over the world and I blame Capitalism and Selfishness. This is a disease that hits kids HARD and it's all because Humanity failed to unite and beat the first version over the head all over the world.

I am

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Saturday, Day 0, Feast Day

Plague News: Six new cases, all imports. There's twenty-four total active cases, sixteen of those are in hospital. Australia's at 92.7% first vax, 87.7% fully vaxxed. Queensland's kind of neck-and-neck for last place with WA. We have 87.0% first vax, 77.7% fully vaxxed, while WA is at 87.2% first vax, 77.2% fully vaxxed.

I have carbs to consume today, part of a map to build in TaleSpire (ugh), and some delightful farting about to do today.

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