Realm of the InterNutter

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youmightbeamisogynist: currentuser: milkteasympathy: CLOTHING LIFE HACKS My mother taught me all of this, I then promptly forgot....

youmightbeamisogynist:

currentuser:

milkteasympathy:

CLOTHING LIFE HACKS

My mother taught me all of this, I then promptly forgot. 
Reblogging because im a fucking adult & need this information.

Personally reblogging because the drawer idea is genius. Generally reblogging because I can’t count the number of people I’ve tied a tie for or walked through their first load of laundry from hamper to drawer. 

sketchypandagames: https-trancy: sketchypandagames: It's official! The video game with 50s housewives fighting zombies finally has a...

sketchypandagames:

https-trancy:

sketchypandagames:

It’s official! The video game with 50s housewives fighting zombies finally has a Kickstarter date!

Aberford will be Kickstarting on September 15th! Spread the word!

Thank you all for you patience and support! This would not be possible without all of you. We took a risk when we pushed everything back to work on the art, but you trusted us and I think the results speak for themselves. The parts are all finally in place and we’ll

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autistichellspawn: disguisedfreedom: A California police officer has been fired for NOT using violence Seaside, CA -- A 20 year veteran...

autistichellspawn:

disguisedfreedom:

A California police officer has been fired for NOT using violence

Seaside, CA — A 20 year veteran of the CSU Monterey Bay police force, was given a notice of termination this week for choosing NOT to immediately resort to violent escalation during a confrontation with a suicidal student.

The unidentified officer was the first one on the scene when responding to an incident involving a suicidal college student in his CSUMB dorm room in February of this year. The officer

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Day 12 of mail-watching

…still no sign of Vice Quadrant…

Spoilers abound in many forms. Gifs. Art. Fic. Speculation. Confirmation and denial from the creators.

I can’t block the tags, so I have to retreat from Tumblr. Good thing I have a novel to write.

depression has me in its grasp. I am increasingly listless, because I know that I have another two days to wait until the mail returns.

The mail courier is a stealthy sort with no regular schedule besides “sometime

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Challenge #00952-B221: Innovative Resource Management

They outsourced a surprising amount of their ship building (that is, they had a habit of using ships captured in battle).

People think low-gravvers are weak. Let me tell you something. A deathworlder adapted to a low-G environment is still a deathworlder.

And when there’s a hive of them in chained asteroids… you do not throw rocks at the nest.

I saw it from a safe distance and under a definite amnesty. I’m not stupid enough to cross with

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magnius159:Police Killing of Unarmed Native American Continues To Receive Little Media AttentionThe tragic case of Corey Kanosh, 35, has...

magnius159:

Police Killing of Unarmed Native American Continues To Receive Little Media Attention

The tragic case of Corey Kanosh, 35, has received very little media attention, in spite of the growing outrage over police shootings of unarmed, innocent citizens. In Corey’s case, we are not dealing with an African American man shot by white cops, but an unarmed Native American man who was suspected of crimes that he was later proven innocent of, who was given only seconds before police opened

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Yeah, I forgot I left this running for a bitty while. Turns out the hours, minutes and seconds re-set when they get to zero.I still haven't...

Yeah, I forgot I left this running for a bitty while. Turns out the hours, minutes and seconds re-set when they get to zero.

I still haven’t got my copy in the mail and I’m debating whether or not to shut this down now. It kinda breaks my heart because it’s beautiful but I don’t really need it

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Day 11 of mail-watching

My health is fading.

The endless stream of spoilers across my dash makes Tumblr a hostile environment for me. I can barely surf the web any more.

Hope fades, day by passing day.

The postie has advanced a ninja level. They managed to drop off one solitary envelope [bank statement] while my back was turned.

I must be more vigilant.

…yet my energy wanes without the precious sustenance of new Steam Powered Giraffe melodies…

I must gather my strength so

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lesyablackbirdink:I can't draw anything emotional right now. I don't have the words to express how much these books mean to me. They have...

lesyablackbirdink:

I can’t draw anything emotional right now. I don’t have the words to express how much these books mean to me.
They have been a part of my life, everyday. Not a day would go by when I would not think of some part Terry Pratchett had written. Funny, smart, wise, sad, thoughtful.
I would quote his words in daily conversations. He had a way of expressing key things, important things very simply. It was perfect.
And that was

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Challenge #00951-B220: Pacifying Maneuvres

We haven’t checked other species yet, but it seems to be almost universal in humans that we can’t help but at least smile, and often begin laughing, when we see a giggly baby.

The Havenworlders retreated behind their safety shields as various human factions began raising their voices.

Shayde, somehow, broke out a gigantic cup of popcorn. She masticated whilst grinning.

Someone, somewhere, pressed a brightly-coloured button.

Starting at the main viewer, every screen in the Ambassadorial Meet became dominated

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Challenge #00231: We're Mostly Harmless, I Swear!

rainbowchaser73:

internutter:

In case you missed it, this post happened: http://aaceofhearts.tumblr.com/post/57693374988/untitled-jazuthevulcanprincess-bogleech-its-funny

*falls to knees* I will worship you and give you my super secret world’s most awesome and diet-breaking brownie recipe if you will write anything at all inspired by this.

(I am totally serious about the brownie recipe, or any other cake recipe since I can’t deliver to your house. I do healthy food too sometimes) 

[AN: I’m saving the rest of

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Ridiculous Sentence Prompts

toxixpumpkin:

  • “Who wouldn’t be angry you ate all of my cereal and faked your death for three years!”
  • “I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else.“ 
  • “Quick catch that cat it stole my wallet!”
  • “Fuck I feel like I got hit by a car… Wait I did? And it was your car?”
  • “The skirt is short on purpose.”
  • “I can’t believe I’m sitting in space jail with you of all people.
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