Day Three

A 6-post collection

Sunday - Day Three - Leyland's Tour!

Yesterday was almost complete shenanigans and most of it was spending too much money getting supplies. Thanks to the lack of community transmission, I actually felt bold enough to shop around rather than go on the most efficient path to obtain the thing.

Things have changed so much it's disorienting.

  • Big W has two dedicated exits and one dedicated entrance
  • Golden Circle Factory Outlet has moved
  • Right next to a Silly Solly's
  • I went to six different places and forgot to get two things

So... about average for me.

In the news:

  • Muppet claims he's going to barricade himself in the Oval Office and summon his loyal followers to defend his position
  • Biden claims that the White House people are very good at "evicting trespassers" lol
  • Now that Biden's in charge, he's going to pressure Australia to act on climate change
  • Scotty From Marketing is not pleased. Boohoo
  • We've lost Jeanne Little and only fellow Aussies know what this means
  • Muppet continues to deny Biden's ever-increasing win, claiming the winning votes aren't "legal votes" 9_9
  • Emails claiming to be from the Orange Menace are begging for money to fight the "Democrats' plan to steal the election"
  • Muppet's chief of staff has the plague
  • A smiley face gendered sponge [the girl ones are PINK] is a new hit item at Coles
  • WA Premier calls out the Liberals [the Aussie right wing] for backing Clive Palmer's aggregious shitbaggery for profit scheme to open up the borders to the plague
  • Clive Palmer's court case fails abominably and we're all laughing
  • Also it's looking like the plague may well vanish within Australia, so long as the Karens remain on a tight leash
  • One particular state ended up electing a representative who'd died of Covid before the election. It's going to be interesting to watch that mess get sorted out

The internet continues to go berserk about all number of things happening at once, including the zombie representative. There's all manner of elation going around among the left-wing, peace-love-and-mung-beans, gender-bending Tumblrinas.

Poor Toasty couldn't focus today. They made a character based on shitposting chaos gremlins like me and the results were BEAUTIFUL. Click. Love. Adore. Start writing the Netflix series for Talfryn Geargreaser and the Starsteamers.

I may have already posted some headcannons.

Onwards to storytime.

Tuesday - Day Three

Today's the day of the duck march! This afternoon, Miss Chaos and I are taking a lot of time to fill out a huge form so we can start running the red tape to get Chaos on the NDIS.

I firkin hate red tape.

If I ran the world, it would be: Okay, you need help? Where do you need help? Cool. Let's get that arranged.

Of course paying for all this necessitates getting taxes "best citizen fees" from the super-wealthy, and

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Wednesday - Day Three

I woke up at half-past one this morning and more or less forced myself to get back to sleep so now my morning is extra sluggish. I have zero ideas for today's wordpress wednesday, so it's probably going to be another Chapter Of...

I tried to make a tutorial for MeMum to install the search engine to beat Bing and because I was recording in a relatively empty house, my brain went into "everyone is asleep" mode, and I pitched my voice

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Tuesday - Day Three

The school week starts up again, and that means I should be getting a wriggle on with KOSBOB once more. Heading slowly but steadily towards the 114K goal... then setting my sights on 117K. If I may quote a Disney movie, I am almost there.

The news today is all about the Muppet and the health crisis he could have avoided if he wasn't (a) wilfully ignorant, (b) obsessed with being in the spotlight, or, (c) more concerned with how the stock

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Thursday - Day Three

Hope raises for a count higher than four. It's my birthday in three days and there's not a lot of celebration available.

Cake, unsuitable food, and maybe a present. I have purchased a good gift for my Beloved because posting times and advance orders. I ungently hinted about what would be cool for my birthday and expect to be surprised. That, or taken for a shopping trip because that's how Beloved operates.

Cheesecake shop's going to firkin love us.

Muppet's been up

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Friday - Day Three!

Day three at firkin last. I can't remember the last time we had a day three. Oof. I have three sliced loaves in the freezer, so all I'm doing is making "the bikkie" which is sourdough starter, fried gently in butter, plus olives. If the dough is extra thick, I add cream and coconut milk until it's appropriately runny and fry it for longer.

Today didn't need extra hydration.

I might have been impatient with Side A, so I'm letting it absorb

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