There are dead snakes on the road. Somewhere in your line of sight is currently on fire. It’s perfect beach weather. Pack up the esky.
No matter which way you go to your destination, you will pass a dead possum.
You must put something inside your shoes when you take them off or there will be a spider in them in the morning. It’s too late. The spider is already there.
Drilling small children on the venomous things that live
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Seriously, I've only been able to skim this article so far, but I definitely plan on reading the whole thing later