Realm of the InterNutter

Thoughts, stories and ideas.

This just in! Apple Corp == Intellectual Property Thieves!

I read new T&C very carefully, folks. And I was alarmed by this passage in the iCloud T&C:

“However, by submitting or posting such Content on areas of the Service that are accessible by the public or other users with whom you consent to share such Content, you grant Apple a worldwide, royalty-free, non-exclusive license to use, distribute, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, publicly perform such Content on the Service for the purpose for which the Content was submitted or made available, without any compensation or obligation to you.” [Emphasis mine]

Translated from legalspeak, that means they can copy, change, or adapt any damn thing they like provided you share it with a friend. Even if you’re working on a book and you want a pal to beta-read it, Apple can start working on the television/movie script without your knowledge or consent. They can even wipe out your byline and insert their own at their leisure [“modify”, remember?].

I know they said they can’t own it, but they can publish it to a wider audience than you initially anticipated. An apple representative can read your unfinished WIP through a bullhorn to the population of Times Square if they want to. They can perform it first and claim the rights before you’re even ready to type “The End” on your work.

Just as long as they keep it on the Cloud.

And who is a courtroom going to believe made it first? Nobody You, or a rich corporation with a reputation for hiring geniuses and a pack of expensive lawyers?

Yeah, thanks a bunch, Apple. I’m scared to share any damn thing except Brony vids, now,

I can't brain, today.

I have the dumb.

It’s been bought on by a combination of late nights and bad sleep, both through circumstances I can’t control (I’m a Mum, remember?).

I shall be working on tomorrow’s entry in the rare moments when cognisance presents itself. Slowly, so I don’t hurt my wrist. And possibly fuelled by an endless stream of caramel mochachinos.

Then again, given how weirdly poetic I get on sleep dep, I could

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Here, I tried to encapsulate what’s wrong with the economy as well as why folks who buy from corporations are protesting corporations....

Here, I tried to encapsulate what’s wrong with the economy as well as why folks who buy from corporations are protesting corporations. (Like there’s a viable alternative to buying from corporations…)

I think I nearly sprained my hand drawing this. I have teh fail. [Again, click the pic for the HUGE version]

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RTFM (Story!)

At the risk of borking my browser again (I don’t exactly have the best of computers) I am going to publish a novella here.

Cross your fingers.

Oyeah. RTFM stands for the techie-favourite acronym: Read The F[laming/expletive deleted] Manual. Also the most common advice to noobs encountering new technology.

RTFM

C M Weller

Dave groaned. On the upside, the painful part was over. On the downside, both his arms were now in permanent casts. More permanent than the

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Good Boy (Story!)

This is one of the weird ones. And by “weird”, I mean one of the ones that dropped on me from the sky like a ton of bricks and threatened to burn a hole in my head until I wrote it down.

It ends in a weird place, but if I re-wrote it, it would inevitably turn into a novella and I would loose the short-story twist and fridge horror of it all.

Have at me… but gently. Tell

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An open letter to Copyright Extremists

WARNING: This post contains high levels of bile and snark. If you are allergic to, or cannot withstand either ingredients, please avoid exposure to this post.

(may contain traces of sarcasm)

Dear Morons,

Most of you are apparently unaware that copyright and copyright extremism is strangling your income. As a concerned cogniscant being, I thought it best to make you aware of just how mind-bogglingly fuckarse stupid you’re being about the whole thing.

Firstly, copyright began softly after Gutenberg revolutionized

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Well, shit.

I hurt my wrists playing silly buggers on the computer (a very popular game!) so there’s no log entry today.

Bleh.

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To cloud or not to cloud...

Any Apple fan worth their salt knows that Apple’s bringing the Cloud to the plebs, but what does it mean for writers like me?

Pros, cons and musings below the cut.

Pro: Convenience. A document or WIP [that’s Work In Progress for the unenlightened] can be accessed anywhere by any device, so long as you know the password.

Con: The potentiality for Fic Griefers. People who hack into your cloud just to mess with your work and cause

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The Zen of Clean-Up Day

Or, perhaps, the Tao of it.

Cleaning by not-cleaning is by no means as effective as, say, cleaning by actually cleaning.

I have dithered about for as long as I could. I went shopping for some essentials, I had my eyes tested [Interesting photographs!] and also had lunch.

Now I really have to sweep the floor.

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Nor Gloom of Night (Story!)

A little bit of palaver before I delve wholesale into the fiction.

Firstly: I write Science Fiction. Yes, the red-headed stepchild of the fiction arena. Well, sparkly vampires and bodice-rippers be damned, I like Science Fiction. If you don’t, then you don’t have to read this.

Secondly: This story has been rejected by Analog Magazine. I would like to find out why, since the standard rejection letter is a trifle vague. Just… be gentle. My ego bruises

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What's all this about then?

I woke up this morning and realised that I am Thirty-nine and have done almost squid-all nothing with my life.

I consider myself a writer - but I have finished little and published nothing.

I am a Mum - yet, or perhaps because of that, everything I do is wrong.

I have a degree in Information Technology - and I am unemployable.

I have two kids, both on that marvellously wide rainbow that is ASD, and I think I’m achieving

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