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So I fucked up, yesterday, and didn't post the paragraphs and shortcut to yesterday's fresh story. As far as I'm aware, only ONE of my readers even bothered to point this out.

This site is pretty much me whining about stuff and occasionally pointing at other cool things I've done.

Other things I did not do - work on SESP.

That's right. I farted most of my day away and didn't look at my email or even do much that was productive at all. AND I LOVED IT. Also, went shopping and snagged some Coconut Balsamic Vinegar. It has WAY less sugar than the common market kind and maybe I can reduce my carb intake with the stuff.

Also I binged some Samurai Jack. I'm watching it from Ep 1 so I can appreciate the new eps.

But the key thing is... do I even need to run this site any more? Sure, I love having my emotions out about things on an environment where it's completely under my control, but... I have 391 followers on Tumblr, and only one noticed that I hadn't posted my story shortcut thing here.

Well. One actually bothered to tell me. Might not be the same deal.

I'm also pondering Patreon and levels of love that supporters could get. My Beta-readers don't seem to like Beauties and the Beastly, or they don't like getting back to me about it. Having a Patreon means I could have extra Betas on my unpublished chapters.

So I was thinking of something like:

  • $1/month - Level 1. Patrons have access to chapters in the Editing Phase
  • $2-5/month - Level 2. Patrons have access to Editing Chapters and my currently-working-on-it fanfics
  • $6-10/month - Level 3. Patrons can trawl through all my unfinished fanficcery(as well as the rest). Comments to spur me on are appreciated.
  • $11-15/month - Level 4. Patrons have access to chapters from the book I'm currently writing. As well as all the rest. Option to have your name/alias appear in something I'm working on.
  • $16-20/month - Level 5. Patrons have access to chapters from the book(s) I shouldn't be writing yet but find irresistible. As well as all the rest. Option for a cameo in something I'm working on.
  • >$20/month - Level 6. Patrons get my personal chat details and the right to bug me about whatever. As well as the rest. Option for specific thanks in my After Word in something I'm working on.
  • >$100/month - Level Superstar. Patrons get a facetime chat at a time of convenience per month of loving support. As well as all the rest. Option for a free copy of the most recently done thing. With signature.

Of course, all benefits kick in after I have the money. I've heard about Patrons pledging and then cancelling after they raid the benefits. Not gonna happen.

I have enough content lurking around to fuel new things every week. At least for a while. The real question is whether or not Patrons will also have access to my legal name, which could spoil things as far as the whole "I'm gender neutral because I want to be judged on my writing's merits alone" thing I have going on.

Also, thanks to everyone who gave me Paypal money and didn't blab. You're gorgeous people. Using a different name on Paypal is a pain in the butt and I can't afford to make a corporation or whatever in my pen-name just yet.

Might be able to do it if I get Patreon money. I shall have to investigate at my leisure. Also, authors tend to put their rants on WordPress, so that's where this daily blither will go if I decide to shut down this realm.

Not that I'm likely to shut down this realm. I like having my personal URL to do with as I please. Who knows? I might post my fids here and hardly anything else. We'll see.

So. All of you who read these blogs and actually care - what do you think of the Patreon option? Is it workable? Do you have hints and tips? That's what the comment box is for :) Fill that mofo in with your thoughts.

They do count.

So I went and saw _The Mummy_ yesterday

Beloved is still a fan of Tom "gone completely gonzo" Cruise for reasons that I do not understand. And I have to say that Universal really should have stayed with the Brendan Fraser Mummy movies because those were made of awesome. Well. The first one was made of awesome. The rest had increasing concentrations of suck.

You all know about the 'sweet spots' in the movie frame, thanks to the links I put into yesterday's rant about Pervy Cam. Well, let me

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Tropes That Annoy Me: Pervy Cam

It's in every romcom. It sometimes appears when the Action Gal cleans up for some undercover espionage at some high-ticket gala. It's definitely there when the lead female in any procedural drama has a flashy new outfit.

The camera pans from her shoes, lovingly framing her torso, and cuts away within a few seconds of seeing her expression so the viewers can see the extended look of awe/appreciation on the person viewing her1.

That's just one trick of Pervy Cam.

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Tropes That Annoy Me: Incredible Age Gap

Of all the romance tropes that exist, it's the older-guy, twenty-something gal that's the most irritating, and it ties directly to this trope here. Men get old, women get replaced.

It's almost as if all women are worth is how good they look. This is evidenced in all the post-makeover shots where the camera lovingly pans up the beautified girl in question from the tips of her toes... but doesn't always make it all the way to her face.

I call it

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Tropes That Annoy Me: Surprise Sex

We've all seen that movie. Action Guy and Action Gal or Damsel Gal do not get along for the entire firkin movie. Except near the third act when they kiss for no good reason and then suddenly have sex.

Sometimes, they don't even kiss. They just go at each other in a sudden and unexpected display of lust.

It's so far out of left field that it's circumnavigated the globe and come in from the right field.

And it's supremely annoying.

Especially

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Round Round Run Around...

I'm run around...

For some reason, the post office likes to send you texts about your parcel WAY after they're closed. Maybe they're arsehats. I dunno. But this morning's trail of confusion also involves a trip to North Lakes to get the parcel I don't even remember ordering.

Nothing I've put into the works has shipped yet, as I recall...

Anyway, I will find out what it is soon enough. My flight path coincides with opening hours, so I'll see what I

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Tropes That Annoy Me: Black Dude Dies First

For those who haven't realised the predominance of dead Tokens, read here first in which the token black guy [and sometimes black gal] gets a target drawn on them the instant the Big Bad is out to get the good guys.

Running along side Bury Your Gays, the audience is pretty much trained to expect anyone not cis, het, and white to bite the big one when the stakes are raised. They apparently deserve it for not being cishet white people.

It's

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Still recovering

At least I have the energy to stay awake for most of the day now. A day that I plan to spend on very little that's productive in a meaningful way.

So you get a story out of me and then I vanish into Minecraft to maybe finish the sorting system in my personal world.

Later on in the day, we'll gather around a warm TV set to watch Doctor Who and maybe catch up on Steven Universe. If our downloading system

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Officially buggered

So after yesterday's chronicled shenanigans, I had like $15 cash left because new license, which was just enough, including the change I had with, to purchase Friday's knackwurst.

I had to write Friday's 1000 words whilst waiting for Miss Chaos, and almost forgot she had to see the dentist. That subsequent side trip also involved me getting back into my clothes in a goshdurn hurry.

Check-up looked good. All there is to worry about is a minor inflamation around the gums, for

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Commedia dell'errata

I have had a really messed-up day so far. Which has lead to the title of this blog entry.

So far today:

  • Mayhem decided to spend LITERALLY all night playing games instead of sleeping so he was completely unprepared for school
  • I found out that Mayhem also manages to spend $1K/month on data usage with his mobile
  • Which lead to an entire morning talking about responsibility and how much he needs to think ahead before he does a thing.
  • On the
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Tropes That Annoy Me: Bury Your Gays

Here's the link to educate yourself, but if you don't want to be bothered with the wiki walk: It begain in the Heteronormative 40's and 50's when people realised that women (a) actually do have sex drives, and (b) those spinsters sharing a house and a bunch of cats were doing way more than knitting and watching television together.

This is around about the time that Tragic Girl Romances began to come out in the pulp zines1 in which the heroine

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Drama Llama, go away...

So let's recap on some of my most recent stressors:

  • Chaos falls over and bumps her tooth
  • Grandma wouldn't shut up about how this would definitely lead to a lifetime of mouth abscesses
  • The rising population of right-wing nutjobs who want to make a certain group of religious devotees illegal, thus playing into the hands of..
  • The rising population of pseudo-religious devotee nutjobs who want to blow everyone else up
  • My own mother sending me a "non-complimentary" beta-read instalment... and then insisting
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What do I do to myself?

Roughly 12:30 AM, this morning. I wake up to the sensation of Beloved getting up in the literal middle of the night to go do something. I even heard the bedroom door open and close.

So after half an hour of trying to get back to sleep, I send Beloved a "WTF" text and really work at trying to slumber. In another half hour I roll over to discover Beloved by my side as if they had always been there. Sound

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Achievement Unlocked:

Figuring out how Sections and resettable page numbers work in Pages. All this necessary so that numbers don't turn up on the preface pages of the print version of Kung Fu Zombies. When that's done, I get to do all the jiggery-pokery necessary to make sure my name and the book's name is actually legible on the spine.

And only THEN can I shill the fuck out of this noise and hope that more than one person buys it. [Dear lovely person

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Tropes That Annoy Me: Hypergendered Fat

Think about all the overweight people represented in our media. Now think about all the overweight main characters. What do they have in common?

Well, if they're not Jack Black, who can actually get away with the Overweight Antihero, then they are excruciatingly well-dressed. Neat as the proverbial pin.

The ladies (far rarer than the men) are aggressively cute. The stand-out example is Penelope Garcia from Criminal Minds. She is the girliest of girly girls, despite being in a STEM discipline. Every

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