Realm of the InterNutter

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Results!

So I've been intermittent with taking my readings. I admit that. What I'm trying to do from this Saturday onwards is take a comprehensive reading of everything I can measure, and noting it down in a log.

For my "defaults", I'm using some measurements I already have. Mid-January, before I was going to go to Tucson and see my best band in the world. Which, because my memory from that time, I am calling the 15th of January, 2016.

On the 15th of January, 2016, my stats were:

Weight: 95 kg neat
Fat weight: 42.6 kg
Waist/Height: 0.5941
Blood Sugar: Unknown
Blood Ketones: Unknown
Breath Ketones: Unknown

I've been taking incredibly spotty readings since then. At least, until today. For everyone keeping track, there should be a regular update once a week on where I am.

When I started on ketogenics, on the twenty-sixth of November, 2016...
Weight: 88.8 kg
Fat Weight: 38.5 kg
[and the rest of my statistics are unknown. Sorry]

I couldn't even drop ten kilos in eight months. I broke my boring diet, I gorged myself on sweet treats and fatty foods. I was probably two more days away from misery when my Beloved started me on Keto.

Today, on the 28th of January, 2017...
Weight: 83.2 kg
Fat weight: 33.3 kg
Waist/Height: 0.552
Blood Sugar: 4.3
Blood Ketones: 2.22
Breath Ketones: 10.33

And these are all morning readings, where the only thing I've taken in is water.

In two months (and a bit) I have been working out, eating well, feeling satiated, happy, and otherwise fantastic. I've lost over five kilos of pure fat. I'm no longer bored with my food and turning to a "sweetie treatie" just to stay sane at the end of the day.

I don't need coffee. I don't need sugar. I still want it, but I can stay away. I still sniff the aromas a lot, but that's part of the withdrawal process, I'm sure.

I'm sleeping better, and more soundly. I'm dreaming again. I'm hardly having micro-naps during the day, though I am more likely to just drop off if I've had a long and exhausting day. I have more spoons to deal with the things that used to fatigue me.

Before Keto, I would micro-nap and wake up from a hyper-realistic vision that I could no longer recall once I was conscious. I would micro-nap whilst I was driving. On really bad days, I would not drive with just myself in the car. I had mint lollies to help me stay awake on long trips. And then I would have the worst time in the world falling asleep and staying asleep. My life was hell.

There is no way in the world that I would ever go back to hi-carb dieting. Just... no. You can't convince me with a thousand paid scientists4 that I need as many carbs as they say I do.

There's physical differences, too. I was pudgy before I started. My weight was low, but I had cankles, and the wrist's answer to cankles. My fingers and toes were sausages. I had fat feet! And now I'm suffering from an incredibly shrinking underpants zone. I put on the jeans that were a little tight, last year, and there's a solid inch or two between them and my bum.

I can catch things now. This may not seem like a big deal to you, but hand-eye co-ordination has always been my kryptonite. I used to have to make a basket out of my hands and field whatever it was with my entire arms and upper body. Just this morning, I fielded a tossed sock with one hand.

I'm remembering some things a lot easier, too. The day of the week. What year it is. What the hell I walked into that room for. It's subtle, but it's also damn near miraculous. My stress levels are down, my anxiety is manageable. I barely have any kind of depression, any more. Compare my state of mind today with what was going through my head a year ago... the differences are firkin VAST.

I'm still a cynical cuss, but I think that's my default brain state.

And even better - I hardly get sick. The ur-cold feeling, last time, was an acid deficiency and easily cured. Apple Cider Vinegar is tasty shit. Get the organic stuff without the Bliss Point sugars in it. Have it all over seafood and have seafood as often as you can get it. Yummo.

This. Lifestyle. WORKS.

Not even the Powers That Be could change my mind.

  1. Science moment - the waist/height number is a remarkable predictor of lifespan. The more above 0.5 you are, the less likely you are to live a long and healthy life. This, of course, discounts pregnant people.

  2. Ketogenics says: any blood ketone level between 1 and 5 is good news. Above 5 and you're doing it wrong and poisoning yourself. Below 1 and you don't have ketogenesis yet.

  3. This is one of the rare times when bigger is better. AFAIK, there's no upper limit.

  4. You bet your arse they're paid by the wheat/corn/sugar industry to say that you need carbs. All the unpaid scientists use actual real data and have realised that lo-carb is the way to go.

Challenge #01488-D027: Unrealised, Unrequited, Unrecognised

“If [he][1] was unable to see that I had feelings for him (at least five, but sometimes as many as seven)…” - Carrie Fisher -- RecklessPrudence

Lyr watched Ambassador Shayde attempting to flirt with Rael. The impossible force against an oblivious stone. There had been more than one instance of interspecies dating that floundered heavily on the sending a signal stage. And not merely because of cultural difference. Subconscious body-speak could cause the most inconvenient miscommunications.

One species' flirting is another's

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A good start. Almost.

Everyone is organised, lunchboxes are packed, everyone is clean and dressed and ready. I even have time to sit down and write this blog. Before 7AM.

We just forgot to go on our walk, today.

If we still have time by the time I've finished my salty broth, I may poke my love to go walking. The plan B is park the car far away from Chaos' new school and get our walking in that way.

But the fact that I have

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Challenge #01487-D026: On the Other Side of the Fence

“I have at least 14 bad angles” - Carrie Fisher -- RecklessPrudence

Carl made a career out of being abnormal. As one of the rare few who could not be cured, he told the jokes than nobody else dared make. Like, "Hey did you hear about the dyslexic biker? He joined Hell's Angles." or, "Public transportation is a real pain. You just try catching the sub every day."

And it worked. People laughed. He earned a living. He kept a home and

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Falling behind

I haven't scheduled my Blasts From the Past over on my Steemit account for a while. I need to do a whole bunch and then try to keep up with it.

The problem is, I'm feeling tired. Exercise is kicking my butt again, and I think I am just now getting some kind of rhinovirus. I know how to beat those. Chicken soup and lots of ginger.

And possibly taking it easy for a while.

I need me some pick-me-ups and comfort

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Challenge #01486-D025: Worth a Life

“unfortunately it hurts all 3 of my feelings” - Carrie Fisher -- RecklessPrudence

Oh crap. She'd tripped over a Faerie nest.

Of all the authors who featured the Fair Folk in their modern writings, A. A. Milne said it best: Their bodies were so tiny that they could only process one feeling at a time. What hardly anyone remembered about Faeries is this: immortality can drive cogniscent beings insane. Milne's traditional cause of faerie death is not what these hyperactive creatures needed.

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Swing mis-swung

We're going to have to take off closer to eight in the morning so that we don't have to wait on Chaos' teachers for half an hour.

Delivered unto school today: One hand-cranked spiralizer so Chaos can make zucchini noodles, two visual fact sheets for lo-carb, and one in-depth one with some of the involvements.

Not all of them, of course, but lo-carb hi-fat diets can help a lot of people. Starting with the basics seems a good way to manage things.

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Challenge #01485-D024: To Fix a World

“No motive is pure. No one is good or bad-but a hearty mix of both. And sometimes life actually gives to you by taking away.” - Carrie Fisher -- RecklessPrudence

He only wanted to do good. To improve things for everyone. To make the world a better place. There were just a few things that he needed to make sure of. For the good of everyone. Well. Almost everyone. There were some... bad elements... that needed dealing with.

The drains on society,

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Slow start

I didn't get to sit at my computer until 10AM, today. We went shopping after getting the kids to school.

And I'm learning how corporations are getting everything messed up so they can make more money. Like, even more than I suspected. The profit motive is the most insidious and venal motive there ever was.

Monsanto is excellent at killing things. And that includes its customers. And the soil their products are used on.

I am very glad we're going to be

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Challenge #01484-D023: Subtle Dangers

Why should I go crazy when I can just as easily wait for it right here. Who wants gum? - Carrie Fisher -- RecklessPrudence

Something had to exist that did not like quiet, and M'prax was reasonably certain that it was the Ship's Human. The dangerous deathworlders had a reputation for being unstoppable protectors and, more to the point, profitable creatures to have. But they were also... well... deathworlders.

It was hard not to think of the being named Sally as an

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Back to School!

My little darlings are off to their respective educational bastions. Though Mayhem is going without his mandatory laptop, because apparently, Overwatch and YouTube is way more important than being ready for school. Hopefully, he's motivated enough to actually set it up, tonight.

I'm still betting he'll just leave it all week and get the chewing-out of a lifetime come the weekend.

Meanwhile, Miss Chaos has curly-ish hair. The gene that missed MeMum and I has landed on my littlest darling and she

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Challenge #01483-D022: Portents of Doom

“You know the bad thing about being a survivor… You keep having to get into difficult situations in order to show off your gift.” - Carrie Fisher -- RecklessPrudence

"I wouldn't ordinarily complain about your... shenanigans," said the Cuidgari Security Chief everyone knew as Sherlock, "you have such a finely-tuned sense for skating on the borders of legality. But this is the third time this week. Are you bored, or have you and Rael had a... 'tiff' as you call it?"

"In

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Challenge #01482-D021: All the Luck

“If my life wasn’t funny, it would just be true, and that is unacceptable” - Carrie Fisher -- RecklessPrudence

Kyle was a Lucker. One of the unfortunate few with the Luck gene. His bad luck was everyone's good, and vice versa. His 'range' was five Standard Distance Units, or he would be isolated on a small station just big enough for one. The universe, it seemed, liked balance.

Fortunately for Kyle, he had found an 'out'. He moonlighted as a stand-up

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Day of rest?

There's markets on, today. Markets that we should be at by eight. They close at eleven.

Then there's a barbecue lunch at a friend of Beloved's from work.

By which time I will possibly be knackered again.

And I have to make certain that my kids' bags are packed and ready, that their lunchboxes are named, that Chaos' hair is treated again... this time with stuff that will not poison all participants.

Because Monday is a school day. And even more chaos

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Oof and ow

So first thing, I managed to damage my wrists, yesterday. I also managed to poison myself with Chaos' anti-nit treatment. So I not only have the Runs, but also painful wrists.

So we're skipping Resistance Training. Due to ill health.

Then Beloved wants to go on a shopping spree. Which has taken us from about 9:30 this morning through to one in the afternoon.

So now all my spoons have gone, I have to schedule my Blasts From the Pasts on

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