Realm of the InterNutter

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asylum-art: Kendra Haste creates the most incredible, life-like animal scultpures using layers of painted galvanized wire atop steel...

asylum-art:

 Kendra Haste creates the most incredible, life-like animal scultpures using layers of painted galvanized wire atop steel armature.

Kendra Haste is a contemporary animal sculptor who uses galvanized wire as her medium to create large and small lifelike creatures. From the muscular body of a lion to the delicate hairs on the monkey’s neck, you will be amazed at how much detail she weaves with what most people would consider plain chicken wire.

“No other material I have ever used has been able to suggest the sense of movement and life, of contour and volume, the contrasts of weight and lightness, of solidity and transparency – values that I find in my natural subjects. It is the perfect medium, inviting continuing exploration and challenge,” Haste says.

Some of his works until 2021 at the Tower of London.

Take a look at a few of her works below and view her online gallery for more.

Challenge #00949-B218: To Boldly Bed...

Turns out humans can interbreed with almost any cogniscient species and produce viable offspring. This breaks several laws of physics, logic, and basic biology. At this point the rest of the galaxy just throws its hand up in defeat and stops trying to figure out how they do the things they do.

[AN: I have had it since Amalgam’s inception that Humans can’t spread
their genes around the cosmos like that. Ergo, this has to be Star Trek]

Admiral Pavel

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3:05 AM

Hello, debilitating tremula, my old friend.

FUCK YOU.

Whelp. It’s 3AM now and no way in hell am I getting back to sleep. So I’m’a do as much writing as I can with extreme goddamn shaking happening in my extremities. All the better to take the rest of the day off IMO.

I’ll see what I can do about getting Beloved to do all the parental stuff because I am going to be fucking wrecked by PM.

And

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2:38 AM

I fucking hate asthma. I hate asthma attacks. I really hate having to get up at fuckoff in the morning to fetch my nebuliser.

GDI why today?

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charchoel: g-retchenwieners: What is this Wat This needs a rebuttal pic SO badly.Picture of a generic white girl. Caption reads:Meet...

charchoel:

g-retchenwieners:

What is this

Wat

This needs a rebuttal pic SO badly.

Picture of a generic white girl. Caption reads:

Meet Julianna.

She invented a genetically superior food crop that could solve world hunger forever.

There’s just one problem: That never happened. Some asshole pro-lifers forced her to have a baby that she never wanted and ruined her future forever.

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Calling all beta-readers (this means you)

I only have ONE beta-reader’s opinions and suggestions back to me.

The sooner you get back to me, the sooner I can polish this firkin novel. The sooner it’s polished, the sooner I can flick it at agents and publishers and the sooner (I sincerely hope) it can be out on bookstores near you.

I need you all to get back to me. Even if you couldn’t keep reading - try to tell me where the point was and

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Challenge #00948-B217: Death Be Not Proud

The Tale of the Good Necromancer

[AN: Have to do a rewrite since my internet is a sack of suck and I forgot to save the text when I refreshed the edit screen. Fuck my life.]

The necromancer who called herself Corviddia wore black, of course. Because some things about necromancy can not be avoided. But she made sure it was a neat and respectable black. Austere without being severe. Dark without being menacing. She wore ribbon flowers on her hat and

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chaoswolf1982:

littlekittenluna:

silentstep:

therobotmonster:

moniquill:

siderealsandman:

friendlytroll:

prokopetz:

mikhailvladimirovich:

bogleech:

It’s funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest.

I want to see a sci fi universe where we’re actually considered one of the more hideous and terrifying species.

How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldn’t be ultra-corrosive to most other sapient races? What if we actually have the strongest vocal chords and

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27. Super Space Blaster Centi-Asteroid Invaderpedes 2

officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

Track List Reveal for Steam Powered Giraffe: The Vice Quadrant: A Space Opera

Track #27 - Super Space Blaster Centi-Asteroid Invaderpedes 2
Written by Isabella Bunny Bennett

“Rabbit: Oh my, this gives me an idea for a song.
Lessee…lets just…grab the accordion here…

You’re such a whale
You’re a big big whale…No, that’s no good…”

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