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Secondary skills

In the words of Odo when Quark questioned his interest in funerary rituals, "Everybody needs a hobby." It didn't come in to the Hevun's Child trilogy, because almost everyone I was writing about literally did not have the time to kick back, relax, and faff around.

I glimpsed at it in The Amity Incident but by and large, the entire human colony were a bunch of nerd whose primary focus was their better future. The luxury of messing about with things to fill in time is something that only established bases can afford.

Now that I have an established base to write about in Adapting, we get to see Lyr Marken, mother of three and one of the main security officers for the Elemeno. She also has an interest in history. Not just her own, but the history of all those around her. It rarely comes in handy, but now that there's a temporally displaced citizen in her care, you'd better believe it does.

Said citizen, lost in time and space, finds meaning in being an Ambassador-in-name-only, but tends to treat it as frivolous make-work. She would much rather be busking in the streets, and helping out waifs and strays.

As for me? I am a writer. I am constantly in a different reality. Turning ideas in the fields of imaginings with the pitchfork of What-If? I'm trying to make money out of it because I can't not write. And, because I am a writer, I know a little about a lot of things. My interests are diverse and fleeting.

But my secondary skill is jewellery. I know enough about it to put things together so that they look pretty, but I'm not up to casting metal to suit my needs. Yet.

I never say never-ever. There's always a window of possibility. Like... I'd like to know how to make things from scratch. It's a matter of funding, time, and co-ordination at a minimum. Other contributing factors are my health and relative strength. And my moderate ability to design anything at all.

Those free story covers? I have a go at making the thing I want it to look like, and then I hand it to Beloved to make it look firkin brilliant. Instead of, you know, pasted together by an amateur with a $0 budget.

That said, I'm pretty good with physical objects. Beads, pins, and other findings come together in my hands and beauty comes out. It's one of the reasons why I'm going ahead with EGDB. And it's also why I made Chaos a pair of purple, sparkly clip-ons. Yes, I have a good photo. No, you're not going to see it for a month or more.

Beloved suggested I use the photo for my commissions page. And, given that getting the clips from Spotlight costs about $5 a pair before anything goes on them... I might have to charge $20 before I get as far as postage and handling. There is literally nowhere else that sells clip-on findings, any more.

I tell a lie. There are a few, but they might as well be on the moon. And I'd still have to wait for my order to get to me. Even then, you have to watch out for the ones without the loops to hang things from. So very many places think that glue is the only thing you need to make a clip-on. Or you get the abominations with the lump on the front end that's just plain fugly.

Hell, I've seen some clip-on findings with the abomination-lump and no loop to hang anything from. What the hell is the point of those ones?

But I digress.

I don't expect a lot of business from commissions. People are bound to want the cheaper designs that I can make from the bulk stuff I have. And -hey- if they're willing to send me the stuff to make a thing and a good idea of the design, I might cut it down to $15. They are paying for my time and knowledge. And I need to allow for experiment time to make sure the idea works.

And speaking of ideas. I need to get on with my writing so I can work on some presentation for Chaos' earrings.

A Winner is...

The 7-loop connector bars (250 of them!) from Milky Way 888. They were one of the last to get going, and I had to extend the allowance time lest my order get cancelled. And yet, they are the first ones to arrive in my hot little hands.

A moment of silence for the ziplock baggie that tried valiantly, but could not contain the mighty force of two hundred and fifty brass findings during the rigorous journey between there an here. It did

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Signs of progress?

Yes, I'd love some. I looked up the status of my nineteen parcels for EGDB, and nothing has yet shifted. I've also discovered that Auspost is absolute shit at tracking things from China.

I can't wait for the day that I'm big enough that I won't have to worry about this shit.

Chaos keeps complaining about being forced into a Dutch Braid rather than a French Braid. All her arguments are currently illogical so I guess I'd better actually show her why

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Gifts! Plus getting there ever so slowly

My darlings have delivered unto me enough combined sugar and chocolate to conceivably choke a horse. And I now own a coffee mug so huge that I must be wary of the undertow. It looks like it can hold at least twice the usual amount of caffeine/beverage of choice. Maybe 2.5 times the usual. It's going to be fun finding out what I'm capable of on that much coffee.

I have four out of nineteen of my parcels for Every

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Birthday Embuggerance

Miss Chaos is turning eleven in a little over a week. Her fondest wish is to see Steam Powered Giraffe. That's more than a little beyond our means, right now.

The best I can do for her is to fill her iPad with as much Steam Powered Media as I can.

Her second prize, "purple sparkles", is going to manifest in some hand-crafted jewellery. As soon as I find something suitably purple and sparkly. Fellow relatives are welcome to find as many

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"Drink it Freddy": the non-alcoholic drinking game

Mayhem and I came up with a stroke of genius, this morning, and it all came out of a bottle of beverage that had been hanging around inside the fridge for a month.

This shit is not due to go off for a year, so we came up with a non-alcoholic drinking game.

To play, you need:

1 shot glass per player
1 stack of trivia questions [Optional, colour spinner if you're using Trivial Pursuit cards]
1 beverage that was clearly a

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The race is on!

Five of my nineteen parcels for EGDB have cleared China's customs. One's in Sydney, which means it could be here any day now. And, interestingly, it's the one I was stressing the most over.

I have discovered that "left the warehouse" is code for "we're not actually tracking it yet" - which is annoying me a little. With luck and fortune,I should have most, if not all, of my gear here by June at the latest. Then I can work out

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Beloved is turning into a Fogey!

I actually heard these words issue, unironically, from the lips of my lifemate. "Back in my day..." whilst complaining about how technology was too easy to obtain for either Mayhem or Chaos.

Love, you purchased every single one of those things for our kids. You did it with a song in your heart. You did it with an eager spirit. And now you're complaining that the kids are too casual with them and don't know the first thing about basic tower maintenance.

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Good things and bad things

I woke up to the news that someone I dearly admire was recently sexually assaulted by the TSA in order for the common public good. Apparently flying whilst transgender is equivalent to hijacking an aeroplane and flying it into a building 9_9

I wish I could make it better, but I'm genuinely powerless.

The TSA does absolutely nothing to protect America from Terrorists. What it does do is make travel inconvenient for everyone.

And worse - it happened in Texas. The

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Continuing hunting

The place where I had once found the big bargain grab bags of assorted beads is called Bargain Place. Thanks to Google, there's only two of them that I know of.

One's in Garden City. The other one's in Strathpine.

I have one more chance, as I know of it, to get these grab bags. If they still exist. And considering the epic amounts of running around I did yesterday... I don't really know if it's worth going there [1 hour round

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I've learned some things

In my forays towards having my own business, I've learned a few things. And in my forays towards actually losing some weight again, I've learned a few other things.

First: The exercise part of the activity app on the Apple iWatch is a piece of ableist shit.

Why? Well because it only counts exercise as something above a brisk walk. This automatically excludes the elderly and the chronically ill. Thanks a bunch, guys. I'm now resigned to having that green circle in

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What a week

Today's a relatively quiet day. In that I get to spend a majority of it at home and writing.

BUT, I'm also taking the family to get stuck in the arm this afternoon.

Not something to look forward too, really, but it's something that must be done.

On the scrattle news, thirteen of my nineteen separate parcels are on their way from Asia to me. I should be able to track them, come next week. Alas, since it is free postage, I

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Round Round, Run Around...

I haven't had much time for my usual slack-a-thon, lately. My activities on Tuesday consisted of (a) writing and (b) finally purchasing the scrattle necessary to build up a stock for EGDB. The process for which included some last-instant additions and two hours of Beloved not getting back to me about the sureness of the expense.

Beloved forgot, once again, that I am very nervous about spending three figures on myself. Especially when it's something that can backfire so very spectacularly like

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The ball is rolling...

Perilously close to $200AUS worth of findings and assorted shiny things have now been purchased, and according to my inbox, they're coming in 19 separate orders.

I'm not kidding. Check this shit out:
[There's one more that didn't fit on my screen]

So between five business days and nine business days, all of the assorted crap I've purchased will be winging its way from factories in China all the way to my sunny shores.

Which will give me plenty of time to

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Moving right along

I did a little composing in Garageband, and I learned a few things. If I want to make a new tune, I have to record it and then tweak it in the piano roll later.

Beloved also told me how to import instruments. Possibly again. I have a shocking memory.

But there is now a loop-able jingle for my eventual e-store that uses the note progression E, G, D, B as a cheerful background to two other loops from Garageband. And since

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