Boston was blown up.
Texas is on fire.
And now Chicago is sinking into its own basement.
I dunno about the rest of the world, but I think America needs a nap.
Words that don't exist but should: Shiffraff
Shiffraff (n): Fluff. Specifically, the kind of fluff that not only accrues, but also tends to be prey to every errant breeze in the area. Imagine the unholy spawn of of dust bunnies and tumbleweed. e.g., We got a feather boa in donations and now the entire kindergarten is filled with shiffraff. [origin - Meeyahn.]
Read more »catbountry: WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS CAT BEFORE HER NAME IS TAMAAND SHE'S THE STATIONMASTER AT A TRAIN STATION IN JAPANSHE GREETS ALL...
WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS CAT BEFORE
HER NAME IS TAMA
AND SHE’S THE STATIONMASTER AT A TRAIN STATION IN JAPAN
SHE GREETS ALL THE PASSENGERS
AND SHE HAS HER OWN OFFICE
AND SHE’S PAID IN CAT FOOD
AND SHE IS AN EXECUTIVE OF A RAILROAD STATIONAND LOOK AT HER
the trains are decorated with cartoon versions of her since she’s their mascot as well
Japan is a nation comprised entirely of cat people.
I
Read more »Imperial China... Dragons?
Imperial China. They actually had royal dragon caretakers on the payroll. Logic says that this was due to them either having actual dragons (read: dinosaurs), or the Emperor had done off the deep end again. If they really did have dinosaurs they were almost certainly plant eaters … but that doesn’t allow us to imagine T-Rex cavalry fighting alongside stupidly large infantry armies, and that should be it’s own goal.
(#00105)
[AN: Given the nature of actual Chinese
Read more »Patience
At some point, someone (Sara? Somebody in your own setting?) defines Patience.
Patience, noun: the state of having too many witnesses.
(#00104)
“We reviewed the evidence and personal testimonies,” said the brown-robed Archivaas. “And we thought we might work with you to.. re-evaluate history’s view of Ernest Hackmeyer.”
“That plagiaristic bastard can go rot in fire,” Shayde said cheerily as she poured tea. “Is he goin’ from bafflin’ genius tae scum-suckin&
Read more »Sic Transit Gloria Mundi
[Thus go the way of all things, for those who know less Latin than I]
My lunchbox Mac Mini up and died an entire year before its expected expiry date, and now all my fictions are locked up safely in a portable drive until such time as it can be connected to a computer that can handle it.
I’m starting to get really, really pissed off at Apple. $2K minimum for a computer that works fabulously… but when it
Read more »sexuallycanadian: I AM GOING TO PUNCH SOMEONE See? This is why we can’t have nice things. Idiots like the WBC blaming everything on...
I AM GOING TO PUNCH SOMEONE
See? This is why we can’t have nice things.
Idiots like the WBC blaming everything on the homosexuals. Or telling us it was a message from God, saying -in essence- “you stop that Homo shit now”.
Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle…
God did not send the bombs. The hands of a human made those bombs, and put those bombs there. Three people died. twenty-something more were hurt.
And, very
Read more »Challenge #00103: One Fine Day in the Xavier Mansion's Sub-Sub-Basements
“Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.”
“That’s a scary quote from you, hon,” said Todd.
Sara, waist-deep in the workings of Cerebro, said, “Granted, it is problematic. Fortunately, my murderous tendencies remain confined in the socially acceptable forum of fiction. But it is rather apropos.”
Todd quickly put two and two together. “You mean this aint a
Read more »flyawaymax: turntechgodisc: warpedlamp: turntechgodisc: everyone who reblogs this post will live forever thats right immortality just a...
everyone who reblogs this post will live forever
thats right
immortality just a click away
you just need to reblog this
and say goodbye to aging
I am skeptical.
fair enough
meet me here in a thousand years on tumblr and well see if i was right
and if you dont show ill assume its cause youre scared
since you reblogged this and are obviously immortal
it’s working so far
Oy veh….
Read more »Fanfic Time: Elf (cheap) Shot
Someone requested “any DS9 fic”. So I picked the silliest one I had.
This is a silly fic. It is a very silly fic indeed.
Disclaimer: Deep Space Nine and all the characters therein are registered trademarks of Paramount. I just happen to like it so much that I happen to play with them a little.
A big thank-you to RAIL and the discussion on Magic Elves, without which my first real attempt at parody would not be here
Elf
Read more »friskier: my mom said if this gets 200,000 notes she will abolish the patriarchy I’d love to see that happen.
my mom said if this gets 200,000 notes she will abolish the patriarchy
I’d love to see that happen.
Read more »Fanfic Time: The Everfree Demon
Oneshot unfinished ficcy below the cut:
The Everfree Demon
InterNutter
Nopony liked to venture far into the Everfree Forest. The last time Fluttershy had gone this far in the vast, unnatural tangle, she had been with her five friends. On their quest for the Elements of Harmony.
Fluttershy went even deeper into the dark, foreboding labyrinth. “Clara?” she tried to shout, but it came out as a murmur. “Come back to me? It’s dangerous in here. Chick,
Read more »Challenge #00102: Wake Up Call
Asteroids: Nature’s way of asking “So, how’s that space program coming along?”
“What I don’t get is that we’ve had the technology for years but we’re all just sitting around and watching these rocks fly by.”
“Getting into space is expensive. And when you think about it, Earth’s the best defense against asteroids there is.”
“Shyeah. Tell that to the dinosaurs.”
“
Read more »Fanfic Time: Bayville by Gaslight, part 2
Continued from yesterday:
The still of the night. Theoretically, a time when every God-loving creature slept soundly. Millie left her quarters, eyes well used to the night, and found the master keys. She took extreme care not to make a sound as she slid silently into the darkness of the basement.
The hallways beyond the familliar caverns of the laundry engines were much like residences in some kind of bomb shelter. It was a gloomy and eerie place, devoid of life.
The
Read more »...And I feel fine.
When the end of the world came, it was in a form no-one had anticipated.
(#000101)
“And you’re sure this will initiate the -um- whatchamacallit.”
“Personal temporal stability field. Yes. One push of a button and I can live forever and never age.” Greedy fingers gently caressed the alligator switch. “My telomeres will be stable. I’ll continue to move forward in time, but time will have no effect on me. I won’
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