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Rich Fantasy Lives

Write a story based on any part of this song. I recommend the cover by Michelle Dockrey and Tony Fabris (aka Vixy & Tony).

(Holy shit it’s #00100!)

Red alert was blaring, the Klingons were coming in hard and fast. Michael worked as hard as he could to get the coupling back together and effectively save the day. Which he did.

“And now my keyboard doesn’t work,” she complained.

“Hmn?” One blink, and he was back in a boring grey office full of boring people who all sneered at him because he was the Techie.

“My keyboard?”

There was always something. He got back down with a grunt and checked the plugs. “Try it now.”

“Great. That’s great. Half of my report’s gone. Can’t you fix that?”

“Sorry, it restores from the last backup. I can fix it so that it backs up every five minutes…”

“I turned that off it was way too annoying.”

“Your choice. Backup frequently, or start all over again.”

“Ugh. Why can’t anyone make technology that works right?”

Michael took that as his queue to leave. Back to the corridors of the Enterprise, where Lieutenant-Commander Michael Blatchley quietly saved the day and expected no reward.

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andysassjaw: band-memes: Hey guys,This person here decided it would be a really awesome idea to light a flare in a moshpit leaving a girl...

andysassjaw:

band-memes:

Hey guys,

This person here decided it would be a really awesome idea to light a flare in a moshpit leaving a girl severely burnt and disfigured. He has not come forward and police are still trying to find him. Share this photo around, if you recognize him please tweet AJ from Soundwave @iamnotshouting and/or contact the Sydney police immediately.

I want every single one of you to reblog this. I don’t care if you live in America,

New research shows 0.6% of rape allegations are false.

New research shows 0.6% of rape allegations are false.

thebadassperger:

skyliting:

rememberyes:

boldmatter:

jadelyn:

likeadeadchinadoll:

and for those interested, you can find the report HERE

Just in case any dudebros are unclear on what this means: it means that your buddy who totally just had some bitch trying to ruin his life by accusing him of rape...almost certainly actually did rape her.

Just keep that in mind.

Yeah man, imagine that, bitches don't be lying.

Can we put this into

Fanfic Time: Bayville by Gaslight

Interactive fanfic going below the cut:

From the pic at https://webspace.utexas.edu/lw385/period/X1899.jpg and the phrase, “Born into a world that clucks it’s tongue in ungentlemanly disapproval of them…” from Lesli’s site ^_^ I got the mental image of Scooter in a straw boater and wondered exactly how… *gothic* I could make such a fanfic foray.

Then I realised that I have next to zero time to write any fanfic,

miakosamuio: An interview with JK Rowling in 1998. Compare to now where an estimation of 450 million of her books have been...

miakosamuio:

An interview with JK Rowling in 1998. Compare to now where an estimation of 450 million of her books have been sold.

Shit.

And I was overjoyed when Scavenger hit 200 downloads.

Reblog no matter if you have 50,000 or 50 followers, you appreciate every single one. Reblog if you appreciate the messages you get, whether...

themadmanwithabox:

cabinlocked-consulting-pilots:

monsteredge:

ib-in-wonderland:

2pmerka:

I love you guys

I love the people who decided I was interesting enough to be followed. ;w;

I’m pretty much shocked this isn’t on every Tumblog ever.

Testing the media: Weighed and found wanting

I’ve told my spawn about the Bechdel Test, and come up with a comparative test of my own.

And let me tell you, it’s a hard test for most movies to pass.

I’m calling it the “Brown Test” lest egomania strike me down and I name it after myself. Who the hell would want to pass the ‘Nutter Test? But I digress.

The Bechdel Test goes thusly:

1) Does the movie/show contain

sweet-land-of-libertea: thackerybinxx: shinga-tumblr: It's okay kitten, I too have been that drunk OH my GOD infomercial kitten. why is...

sweet-land-of-libertea:

thackerybinxx:

shinga-tumblr:

It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk

OH my GOD

infomercial kitten.

why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95

I can’t stop laughing.

I’ve actually already written a little snippet for this, but I’d like to see what you do. First Contact scenario with an explorator ship, and a bridge officer says to Captain James, completely seriously, “It’s life Jim, but not as we know it”. Cue laughing and singing from someone else on the bridge, a classic sci-fi and filk fan, just as the first audio transmissions between the two species start.

(#00099)

There is a

Fanfic Time: X-Wars, part 30

Continued from yesterday, concluding today:

‘I want… I want respect,’ said Jason at last, 'I want to get what I deserve, to live proper. Like you said…er…. boss, I’m better than those bums, I got powers. Why the hell should I live in the streets?’

Magneto nodded. 'Well said,’ he rumbled, 'and you’re right, it is a great injustice that people such as us should be treated so by the

Fusion Power has been “thirty years away” for more than thirty years now, due to a combination of lack of funding and public apprehension about anything with the word “nuclear” appended to it. What would it take to change that?

(#00098)

“What, all of it?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Even the shale?”

“Yes, sir.”

“All of the coal. All of the oil.”

Weatherby began to wonder how many different ways

Fanfic Time: X-Wars, part 29

Continued from yesterday:

When the X-Men finally left the sewers, it was with heavy hearts and a sense of importunable dread at something indefinable, yet close. None of them could forget the rainbow of expressions flitting fitfully across Nightcrawler’s face, and Scott might have given his eye teeth to have Jean there as telepathic translator, had he not been so certain to keep her away from all things blue and fuzzy.

Nightcrawler was even more het up about this whole

Humanity finally recognises another species on this planet as sapient, and deserving of more than animal rights, even if those are different to human rights… and all it took was them beating us over our collective heads with a metaphorical stick.

(#00097)

We swim. We hunt. We talk. They used us, the land-walkers. Experimented on us. Made us into weapons. Made us into things to render safe their horrible devices.

They are clever, those land-walkers. But not clever enough.

We have

Fanfic Time: X-Wars, part 28

Continued from yesterday:

‘It’s just the time of year,’ sighed the winged woman, 'makes me think sad things, sometimes.’

'Like what?’

'Like my family.’

Niota’s face crinkled with confusion, 'why’s it sad to have a family. I like having a family, even if we’re not properly related or nuthin’.’

Kaze smiled warmly at the little figure, 'I’m not sad becaue I have a family, I&

Sorry about spamming you with all those prompts.

Never be sorry!

The more, the merrier :)

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