"Now look, you 'orrible little bastard, this is the last time I'm going to tell you: no more low gravity rugby in the cargo holds!" -- Anon Guest
"It's not like there's a lot of room to play it anywhere else," protested Human Dave.
"That," said Freighter Captain Jokk, "is not the problem, here. The problem here is you destabilizing my cargo hold with your horseplay."
"How can it be unstable? It's nul-grav. There's no balance to be had in zero gee."