Nothing Planned

A 7-post collection

Sunday, Day1, Slugfest

I did all four loafs, yesterday. Three butts between two of them. I didn't check them all. They should be sliced, packed, and hoarded before I have a chance to do a butt count.

According to the government website, we're actually down to six active cases. The pre-Karen normal. Huzzah.

In the headlines:

  • Pro Muppet Repugnican Minions making an army [at which point does this become treason, my dude?]
  • Plague can turn blokes infertile. Better put on that mask, Davo
  • Idiot tried to get run over by the ponies in NZ, they dodged around him
  • Shoalhaven and Mudgee, NSW, are emerging as top destinations
  • Couple crash boat after finding surprise eight-legged passenger. Honestly, if you've seen a Huntsman, you can relate
  • NSW finally records zero cases. They must have finally locked up all the Karens
  • Europe bans export of plague jabs, but we already hoarded a fuckton. This might be WHY Europe banned the export of plague jabs. Fair suck o' the sav', mate
  • Biden publishes the stats Muppet wouldn't - and holy shit, it's terrible over there
  • Muppet claims he's more popular than ever
  • Newsfeed on my phone says he's been groomed as a KGB asset for forty firkin years
  • China still miffed about the rest of the world looking into this plague thing
  • Little girl offers pocket money for parents' dream house - wins big. The letter that came with was a deciding factor
  • Doctors debunk detox juice cleanses. Now if only they could debunk calories -in/calories-out
  • Woman goes viral for new way to tie a dressing gown
  • Drew Barrymore starts chat show in Aus
  • Bitcoin parody Dogecoin now worth >$6 BILLION wtf...
  • Trading app blasted for trying to stop the meme shares from skyrocketing

I'm enjoying Toasty's stream. Story much later.

This Time For Sure

Beloved is home today and currently out getting bolts so we can make the bottom junction box into a permanent installation. Ain't nothing shy of a sledgehammer breaking this thing.

Anyone wanting to use my carefully-constructed kitty kondo as a chook pen or whatever is going to have to firkin work for it.

Anyway. I should probably work on the story before my love returns with the bolts.

Story is most likely to happen after we fix the dang cat cage.

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Nothing to do...

Spring Carnival - aka Melbourne Cup Season - is upon us, so my Beloved is spending some extra time in the office. Which means I won't see them for extended passages of time. This is the time of year when EVERYONE is at the betting emporium to have a flutter on the ponies, so it's the busiest time of year for my love, making certain the servers are serving all the needs and anticipating the flood of incoming bets on the Big

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A Weekend of Nothing

I have nothing planned for this weekend. An entire forty-eight hours of nowhere to go, nothing to do, and everything centred around just hanging out to chill.

I'm loving it.

I got to get one episode further through Critical Role, watched some more Umbrella Academy with Beloved and added an ep of MacGuyver because we were out of brainpower for the evening.

I also got to make an interesting discovery about Minecraft.

Old hats at the game will remember the introduction of

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I'm pissed off

Absolutely nobody who has a physical space shop stocks the Fudge colours. Fortunately, I can order the hues I need from Look Fantastic. UN-fortunately, I need someone to help me do my hair which means begging, whimpering and pleading in the general direction of Beloved.

My kids aren't old enough to colour me in. Alas.

I have a lot of Nothing planned for myself, so I'd better get on with my work.

Enjoy the nothing while it lasts, my friends.

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Challenge #02074-E250: Mob's Rule

“You’re right. Anger can be useful, and your wrath is something to be feared. But if I am to burn in this fire, I WILL take you down with me.” -- Anon Guest

The corrupt ruler scoffed. "And how will the likes of you propose to defeat me? You're weak. Powerless. Unarmed. I can kill you with a gesture and most of the idiots out there will applaud me for it."

"You did just call everyone watching you 'idiots'," she pointed

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Adventure Morning

Beloved is shuttling off to work, this afternoon, so this morning was full of together time, which included a shopping spree. We now have a new omelette pan and socks and jocks and other nice things.

Including some salmon for dinner. Yum.

I'm also running out of time to put G-Whiz in shot #4 of SESP, so now I have to decide what I'm doing instead of adding it. I'm thinking Grandfather Clock.

For the rest of today, I have a lot

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