"Did anyone see a tank?"
"What colour was it?" -- Anon Guest
"Bright flakking red," said Human Jen. Like all things that came from a Human's mouth, it was difficult to tell whether that was sarcasm, a joke, or the truth. This was something of a hindrance in a Military Replica Driving Range.
Thorkak took a deep, cleansing breath, and tried again, "For clarity of understanding, are you searching for a mechanical tank, a fish tank, or a garment tank?"
Human Jen smacked himself on the forehead. "Oh yeah. Duh. Garment tank. I swear someone's creatively borrowing my free day clothes. When I find them, I'm putting itching powder in all their underwear."