Track List Reveal for Steam Powered Giraffe: The Vice Quadrant: A Space Opera
Track #14 - GG The Giraffe Written by The Bennetts
“I want a Lamborghini and a bucket of kittens I don’t have thumbs, but I could use some mittens covered in gemstones, and maybe some super-expensive headphones The kind with the super-deep bass sound So I can jam out to the max around town”
What if Upgrade was a way for Pappy to experiment with making a female shaped bot without potentially damaging what he’d already built of Rabbit and the reason she’s called “Upgrade” is because she was meant as a model for Rabbit’s upgrade?
You don’t reference Monty Python to be helpful, you reference Monty Python because you can.
On the upside, they now had an interstellar ‘ride‘. On the downside, it was an abandoned freighter. Its hold was still full. Which meant that the parental company had pulled the plug and evacuated the pilot when the cargo proved to be valueless.
And, of course, Shayde had to look.
“No,” she grinned. The tone of her voice made it sound like a good thing.
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“Oh, so attempting to mind control the entire planet is fine, but steam engines, now THEY’RE too much…”
“Steam powered machines just wouldn’t work in space,” argued Ken. “It’s just physics. You wouldn’t need a fire, the water would just boil from lack of pressure. And don’t get me started on how the cabin pressure works.”
Kyle sighed. “It’s not supposed to be taken seriously.”
“Yes, but science that bad manages to filter into the heads
Track List Reveal for Steam Powered Giraffe: The Vice Quadrant: A Space Opera
Track #12 - Commander Cosmo Written by Isabella Bunny Bennett
“Flying saucers, sky sharks, the Starblood Beast™ all could not compare Even the space pterodactyls didn’t stand a chance, Commander Cosmo killed them all with his Sun Beam Stare™”