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I really admire your writing every day, it's great! Is there any chance you could put the collection up on Ao3 with your other work? Also,...

My excursions onto Ao3 are on hold now that I have a day job.

Basically, by the time I get myself, the brats and whatever shopping I’ve had to get done home… I’m *buggered*. I barely have enough energy to get 500 words in on my pro-WiP, let alone copy/pasting my fic archives.

Sorry it’s taking so long.

However…

When I have a years’ worth of instant stories, they will be going out on Smashwords as a collection. Under the title of “One Year of Instants” it will be Pay What You Want, owing to the volumes of fan fiction in there, and may be available for download as early as February 2014.

Thankyou for your fandom ^_^

askenjonine: kierstiel: 221becquerel: zchr: what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and...

askenjonine:

kierstiel:

221becquerel:

zchr:

what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts

“wow I sure had a thing for boats”

#’wait am i a gay man’

I had a weirdly rich fantasy life.

…and I’m almost aggressively feminist.

Challenge #00193: Impossible Aftermath

Well, It all started when X fell out of a tree…

He should have known. Having precogs amongst his staff was a matter of course. Every last one of them, including the mad human Lyr Marken, had warned him.

Don’t host an Ambassadorial Meet when Silly Season is due.

Maybe it was because Lyr had warned him first. Maybe it was lingering speciesism on his part -and he would have to work on getting rid of it- that made

George Zimmerman not guilty

This shit? Right there?

This is why the human race is considered insane.

When a white man can choose to carry a weapon and follow an unarmed black kid down and shoot him while on the phone to emergency services and still get away with it because he’s white…

While a black woman goes to jail for shooting nobody as a warning whilst attempting to defend herself from an abusive spouse…

I’m just about done with

Challenge #00192: Awareness of Food

Prompt: The realisation that some human, somewhere, had to think drinking/eating something that came out of another animal was a good idea when no-one had done it before. ie Milk, Eggs, etc.

Rael found Lyr attempting to repeatedly stab her lunch. It was a Cop Special, refried hash made from everything that didn’t quite fit in the regular meals, mixed with egg, rice and/or potato.

“What did the hash do to you?” he asked.

“It&

thegoddamazon: slaveinmypage: tastefullyoffensive: Useless Things You Don't Need To Know [via] I tried the last one ^^^ I know one of...

thegoddamazon:

slaveinmypage:

tastefullyoffensive:

Useless Things You Don’t Need To Know [via]

I tried the last one

^^^

I know one of these things is wrong.

The dod above a lowercase j is called a jot. The dot on the lowercase i is called an iota. It’s the crosspiece of the lowercase t that is called a tittle.

I know because I look this shit up. It’s in the dictionary, people.

My word nerdage has been avenged.

re: 3 stories in one day- I'm sorry, I was trying to add three suggestions to the queue, I didn't expect you to do them all at once!

The way Tumblr is rigged at the moment means that once I respond to a submission or an ask, it’s gone from my inbox forever. So my options are:

1) just do one and hope I don’t forget I have two others to do by the next day [my memory is a shocking, shocking thing]

2) Do all prompts at once so that I actually don’t forget and maybe catch up a little on the days I’ve accidentally

Writing Prompts, since the actual Writing Prompts thing, I can't figure where to enter my name and email address (seriously, I would use it...

I try to limit myself to one story a day (my wrists, they punish me) which is why I asked for one prompt at a time. I know it’s a pain in the arse to fill in the same form three times [The name/email thing should be an option if you don’t have a tumblr account] but it’s a literal pain in my anatomy to do three stories in one day.

(#00189)

It was another reality bubble. Rael

Free stories every day!

I am a writer. I write stories. I like fanfic, but I’d love to write stuff that belongs in my pet universe, centered around Amalgam Station and a shapeshifter called Rael.

Time is literally money. The most common kind of species is saurian, but humans are everywhere.

They are the one species that has been universally declared insane.

Life is strange. It’s going to get stranger. Send a non-universe-specific prompt in my ask or submissions box and you&

dandelion-fireworks: fishingboatproceeds: deathnoteforcutie: We've done it, we've reached the pinnacle of human evolution OR WOULD...

dandelion-fireworks:

fishingboatproceeds:

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

OR WOULD I?

Where is tumblr user pizza?? How did John Green show up before pizza on a pizza post?

Once again, modern technology matches my upcoming book.

Damn, I’m good.

Look for “Hevun’s Rebel” in my Smashwords profile. Coming soon!

dave-vriska: imallforspooky: ladyavenger: 64kbps: 64kbps: can firebenders bend hot people 18k notes and i still havent got a simple...

dave-vriska:

imallforspooky:

ladyavenger:

64kbps:

64kbps:

can firebenders bend hot people

18k notes and i still havent got a simple “yes/no” i fucking hate this website

yes

I WANT THIS ON A SHIRT

I WOULD BUY THAT SHIRT

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

TAKE MY MONEY

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Indie writer seeks audience with an audience. Paying customers welcome. [pronouns: ze/hir] Daily free stories happen because it is an excellent counter to Writers' Block.

I really admire your writing every day, it's great! Is there any chance you could put the collection up on Ao3 with your other work? Also,...

askenjonine: kierstiel: 221becquerel: zchr: what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and...

Challenge #00193: Impossible Aftermath

George Zimmerman not guilty

Challenge #00192: Awareness of Food

thegoddamazon: slaveinmypage: tastefullyoffensive: Useless Things You Don't Need To Know [via] I tried the last one ^^^ I know one of...

re: 3 stories in one day- I'm sorry, I was trying to add three suggestions to the queue, I didn't expect you to do them all at once!

Writing Prompts, since the actual Writing Prompts thing, I can't figure where to enter my name and email address (seriously, I would use it...

Free stories every day!

dandelion-fireworks: fishingboatproceeds: deathnoteforcutie: We've done it, we've reached the pinnacle of human evolution OR WOULD...

dave-vriska: imallforspooky: ladyavenger: 64kbps: 64kbps: can firebenders bend hot people 18k notes and i still havent got a simple...

Tips for waitresses who are hit on by the douchebros who read "How to Hit On Waitresses"

Prompt: "May you be three seconds too late, at the worst possible moment."

Rebloggin for teh lolz

Challenge #00187: One Tempestuous Evening at Club Haxx