a cat walks into a bar
me..OW!!!
One for my Da ‘cause he loves horrible jokes like this.
Challenge #00186: Time Out From That Good Fight
Getting to a point when good enough, is really good enough. Insert a banana cream pie anywhere in the story, preferable eaten.
Rael had grown used to working hard. Not just working hard, but working smart, since his rest cycle decreed that his hours of usefulness were limited. He was so used to it that he almost flew into a panic the first morning that the Stations’ freelancer roster was empty.
He hadn’t woken too late. He had alarms
Read more »100 people have downloaded the preview of RTFM
Wooo!
…now if only I could get you guys to buy the sucker…
Read more »Challenge #185: Those Who Harm
More on Sara at TED talks.
She had her green skin out, this time. And a simple little black dress that was both flattering and demure.
“Some of you are here because you know me,” she began.
“WOOO!”
“Thankyou. Some of you have already decided everything they need to know about me. And I bet these are the words you thought.”
The slide behind her showed a word cloud. Biggest amongst them were “Mutie”
Read more »Image Expo: Matt Fraction and Christian Ward Launch "ODY-C"
Fraction and Ward bring you a new Image title: “Ody-C”
dudes, matt fraction is retelling the odyssey with gender swapped roles (all the dudes in the original story are now women and vice versa)
how frickin’ sweet is that?
Mother of god…
Give.
I think my Want-ometer exploded. Too many wants.
Read more »thefrogman: Hejibits [website | tumblr | shop] [h/t: tastefullyoffensive] Bad pun is bad. So of course I’m reblogging it for MeMum...
Hejibits [website | tumblr | shop]
[h/t: tastefullyoffensive]
Bad pun is bad.
So of course I’m reblogging it for MeMum to see :)
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Somewhere, over....
Sara discovers the person in this video and shows off why she’s so enthused. Scott watches in the wings while crying a bit.
(#00184)
“Isn’t she awesome?” Jubes said after the video on her laptop wound to a halt.
“Uhm,” sais Sahra. “I… would say she’s more… technically correct.”
“Are you kidding? She played it note perfect.”
“Yes, dear, but not emote perfect. Here, I
Read more »1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and...
Read more »1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.
2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.
3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread.
A new Drop Bear-like story.
Read more »Have you ever noticed that sometimes, when a device is working improperly/not at all, we speak to them in an attempt to get them working? And have you noticed that some people have a much higher rate of success in doing so, to the point that some devices only work around some individuals, and other individuals’ presence seems to inhibit proper function? For instance, as long as I am present, a lot of my friends’ devices function properly. Once
sugapieissofly: when you slop something together and it immediately gets like 30 notes when you work hard on something and it gets...
when you slop something together and it immediately gets like 30 notes
when you work hard on something and it gets 2
Reblogging for GPOY
Read more »The Lone Ranger: One Fan's Take
I have to confess. I have loved The Lone Ranger ever since I was a little kid. I never wanted to be part of its reality, though; I was already a Whovian by then, so I wanted to run off with the Doctor. But that’s not why I’m writing this.
Also, spoilers under the cut.
I love The Lone Ranger still. Those opening bars of The William Tell Overture do something special to my heart. And, yes, I
Read more »(hearkening back to the days of the Nutboard here a bit) - In-a lab in Stark Tower, with-a caffeinated Tony Stark and Sara Adrien, while-a...
(#00182)
“…and the shoulder sprocket connecka to the—” Tony sang.
“KNEE BONE,” sang Sara.
“WHAT THE FLYING HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?” an exasperated Pepper bellowed.
“Came as soon as I could, yo,” said Todd. “You know ‘bout Red Bull, yeah?“
"Oh, we knew about Red Bull,” said Pepper. She was looking a lot manic. “Not a drop of it in the place. Sara ‘tweaked’ the espresso machine so it could
Read more »privateai: typette: rosalarian: corkyboard: jetgreguar: ITS BAAAAAAAAAAACK WOW that was cute! My girlfriend just told me to drop...
A rather hairy dilemma.
Kurt, Dr. McCoy, and Rahne discuss/debate/argue about fur care and which of them has the bigger difficulty in handling the problem. Also, there’s a theory in the fandom about Rahne being unable to shave her legs/underarms/etc. because it leaves her wolf-form with awkward bald spots. Is this a fact or a misled rumor? Your call.
(#000181)
Three mutants were shopping, two wore holograms and all three were stuck in the shampoo aisle.
“Mister Wagner…
Read more »Good news, everyone!
I have a job.
A paying job.
I am now, officially, a journalist [talk about doing things backwards. Most writers start out as journos] for a soon-to-be-released online ladies’ magazine.
I have, over the past week, been working on some articles for it, usually two or three a day.
Today (Thursday) I was told I should be writing “pink and fluffy” pieces.
I must have earned a year off purgatory for not exploding at my best-beloved on a “
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