Shut Up And Take My Money

A 16-post collection

Tumblr can have good things

Despite the staff's incompetence in all things design and user-interface related, Tumblr is still a place where creative people can get together and make interesting things.

Ideas are circulated. Expanded upon. Shared and, in at least one case, developed to fruition. One such example is my book, The Amity Incident which started life as a Tumblr post expanding on the premise that humans are space orcs.

Well, it gets better. Once upon a time in 2012, Tumblr user GoddessOfCheese put up this post. It went viral. People added to it. Wrote mini-stories. Shared it by reblogging and generally loved the concept.

Then Sketchy Panda Games started working on it. And why not? A post with 409K notes has got to have some demand. Plenty for an indie game to make a profit. They're calling it Aberford, after the fictional town in which the zombie event takes place. And it is beautiful.

Now there's a Kickstarter to help fund the game and make it a fun experience for all players. I'm currently broke (cough cough buy my books cough cough) but if I did have money to spare, Aberford would definitely get some.

Who am I kidding? They'd get all of it.

So if you want a game with non-sexualised women with realistic figures kick ass and look styling... go ahead and fund Aberford. It has fun 50's fashions. It has gloriously realistic zombie combat. It has representation. You can play as a plus-sized, trans, or woman of colour [or, you know, pick the boring, white, blonde bombshell who can also kick ass and take names]. It has co-op. It has solo play. It has kitchen equipment as melee weapons!

You can guess I already love this game. And I kind of want it yesterday. So please, dig into your couches and send all your spare change to Sketchy Panda Games.

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tortoiseshell-king:

theslowesthnery:

engine-red:

going-foresightseeing:

seerofsarcasm:

oxybelis:

starfishface:

elfuckinghomosexual:

lilpocketninja:

goddessofcheese:

This makes me want a video game about a zombie apocalypse that only affects men so it’s up to the housewives of 50s’ America to save humanity.

…saving this idea for class.

i would play the heck out of that game, it is an amazing idea.

Also can there be a character design screen so you can make your little housewife?

I think it’d be entertaining to see what guys

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howlsmoving-asshole: howllor: oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and...

howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

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New "Beauty and the Beast" movie (translated from French)

New "Beauty and the Beast" movie (translated from French)

That high-pitched squealing noise you just heard was me.

I am an *ENORMOUS* Beauty and the Beast nerd and I will get this into my collection no matter what it takes.

Loving that they’re giving full props to the Cocteau version. Even basing the Beast’s face on the Cocteau designs.

::happy dribbling noises::

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aliceandnyx: SPG the movie made by Laika. SPG the movie made by Aardman. SPG the movie made by Pixar. SPG the movie made by Christopher...

aliceandnyx:

SPG the movie made by Laika.

SPG the movie made by Aardman.

SPG the movie made by Pixar.

SPG the movie made by Christopher Nolan.

SPG the movie made by Edgar Wright.

SPG the movie made by Guillermo Del Toro.

SPG the movie made by Studio Ghibli.

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spacemuffinz: SPG: THE GAME! all the water is turning into a slimey radioactive snot substance! the land and creatures are dying and that...

spacemuffinz:

SPG: THE GAME!

all the water is turning into a slimey radioactive snot substance!
the land and creatures are dying and that also spells bad news for our favorite steam powered gang! will they be able to save the land and water and discover the menacing force behind it all before it’s too late?

DUNDUNDUNNN

you control all 3 bots by switching between them as your main character while the game controls the others, or you can play with friends

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I want to try something. Reblog if you would play a video game with a transgendered/gender-fluid main character or openly trans characters...

natti-karlo:

leavemycamera:

chrisdiaswin:

razzretina:

erindavampirebat:

Let’s see how open-minded the gaming community is.

Hell yes!

I’m in

Why the fuck not? Sounds rad

Of course.

Sign me up and take my money

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chaoswolf1982: cankerinahedge: sweetdreamr: le-claire-de-lune: ladysaviours: you know what would be cool? a show about, like, vigilante...

chaoswolf1982:

cankerinahedge:

sweetdreamr:

le-claire-de-lune:

ladysaviours:

you know what would be cool? a show about, like, vigilante Victorian prostitutes hunting down Jack the Ripper.

They never did figure out why he stopped killing.  And most serial killers don’t stop unless they are stopped. I’m just saying.

HOLY CATS I WANT TO WRITE AND DRAW THIS AS A GRAPHIC NOVEL

OMG THE RESEARCH ALONE WOULD BE AWESOME

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THIS IS BRILLIANT.

::starts chant:: Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

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dan-will-make-you-howell: if i ever own a clothes shop i would have different sections like ‘in the name of 2007 punk’ 'for...

dan-will-make-you-howell:

if i ever own a clothes shop i would have different sections like

‘in the name of 2007 punk’

'for people who like sleeping’

'that shirt you saw online’

'clothes your dad will frown upon’

I’ll see those options and raise you “stuff that fucking fits AND looks good”

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