Bad Pun

A 6-post collection

Challenge #01020-B288: Feel the Burn

This post: http://babblingbug.tumblr.com/post/131643642080/xtremecaffeine-copperbadge -- RecklessPrudence

[AN: Reblog that post with a linkie]

"The jingles, O my Powers, the jingles..." complained Wayne, apprentice of the Darkening Arts. "All night! It just kept singing them all night... I can't get them out of my head."

"But you got it in your head, right? You can remember all this shiz?" asked Davies.

"It's a terrible price. I thought a music demon would be harmless. I did all the cantrips. I took all the precautions. But it won't. Stop. Singing..."

"Okay," Davies, student advisor to the Darkening Arts, looked through an impressively thick tome. "Ah. There it is. You have to Jazzercise along to the music. Enthusiastically..."

Wayne moaned.

"And keep going until it sweats itself into oblivion."

"Seriously?" whimpered Wayne.

"Yeah. Nothing gets rid of a music demon like a good exercise-'em."

(Muse food remaining: 22. Submit a Prompt! Ask a question! Buy my stories! Or comment below!)

The Spine on turtleseed asking why Rabbit’s making coffee… Sudden visions of Rabbit, once again, having a fling with kitchen...

The Spine on turtleseed asking why Rabbit’s making coffee…

Sudden visions of Rabbit, once again, having a fling with kitchen appliances. Flirting with the coffee machine…

At least it can’t be as bad as that time she got involved with the deep fryer.

She really got burned on that one.

Read more »

felicefawn: formerlybunsenturner: firony: bombprince: melonlordn: ieatgokudera: EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING...

felicefawn:

formerlybunsenturner:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

Eye see what you did there…

I’m so done with Tumblr.

Who else reckons these awful punsters should be iris‘ted?

Read more »