Realm of the InterNutter

Thoughts, stories and ideas.

tiny-little-dot: OKAY LISTEN: if THIS POST gets reblogged 30+ times, i will buy the ebook and i will share it in multiple formats on a TBD...

tiny-little-dot:

OKAY LISTEN:

if THIS POST gets reblogged 30+ times, i will buy the ebook and i will share it in multiple formats on a TBD location on the internet. 

If it gets reblogged 100+ times, I will set up a separate tumblr for people to submit:

  • their reviews (preferably including link to an actual review on the bn website)
  • favorite excerpts.
  • fanart
  • fanfic

Suggestions for url accepted.

If it gets 500+ reblogs i will have to think of another thing.

 

okay

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Challenge #00132: Monster in My House

Mr. Winters and how he ruined Scott Summers. Xavier makes an appearance.

Scott Summers devoted as much time as he could to extracurricular activities. If they were free ones, all the better. Money was a problem for Scott.

Mister Winters did not like Scott wasting money.

The ones that earned money were better, and funded the ones that didn’t. And sometimes contributed to his dinner.

But he had to be home by seven. Or Mister Winters would get angry.

Mister

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Equal sexiness in Firefall

Equal sexiness in Firefall

Anyone who plays/tests Firefall, back me up on this.

The girl outfits bare half-butts, midriffs and lots and lots of leg, despite it being a combat zone. The guy outfits… bare chest.

You don’t get to see that much chest in game, so I started a little idea for equal ass (un)coverage in the community suggestion box. And a little side thing for equal access to kitty ears.

If girl toons are allowed

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stammsternenstaub: dustyhooves: code-block: asksharpy: ask-the-mercenary: slett-lune: why am I laughing so hard o thank god I want...

stammsternenstaub:

dustyhooves:

code-block:

asksharpy:

ask-the-mercenary:

slett-lune:

why am I laughing so hard

o thank god 

I want more of this!

I always laugh so hard at these.

lolz

IMMEDIATE REBLOG EVERY TIME THIS COMES UP.

L.


Reblogging for my Da, who would probably love the shit out of this.

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awesomephilia: This glass door changes opacity as you lock/unlock it (via) Once again, something I thought I’d made up for a WIP...

awesomephilia:

This glass door changes opacity as you lock/unlock it (via)

Once again, something I thought I’d made up for a WIP becomes a thing.

I’m going to have to write faster.

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rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn't heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest,...

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

Nailed it.

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This is why we can't have nice things!

This is why we can't have nice things!

Follow the link in the title to see a shocking exhibit of the most self-entitled douchebros on Twitter. It’s horrible.

That right there? That’s why we need feminism.

Not one of these knob-heads thought for one instant about her thoughts and feelings throughout the entire ordeal. And believe me, it’s an ordeal. I should know, and so should anyone else who’s even thought they found a

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icouldntfindanyotherusername: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I'll make a...

icouldntfindanyotherusername:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST

Share the photos

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Ethical Heroism

Sam, Scott and defeating monsters while keeping one’s dignity.

(#00131)

The alleged victim was a monster. Scott had no doubt, because he was privy to a lot of stuff that the prosecution’s lawyers had managed to get removed from this trial.

The exact kind of monster who sued his victim.

Things were looking very bad, especially since his mutant defendant looked like a cross between a warthog and cthulu. Jurors judged by appearances, and none of Sara’

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Star Trek: Into Darkness - One Dork's Opinion

Massive spoilers for the movie under the cut.

Mr Abrams… You’re directing the thing that caused thousands of nerds like myself to study things like physics and sundry other sciences in order to help make the reality that got us hooked. You should therefore NOT FUCK UP PHYSICS, YOU FUCK!

Shit, man.

Seriously. The half-a-planet looked awesomely cool and all, but that was a still shot from a damned incipient planetary disaster. That half-moon in contact with the main

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Ding, Dong, Is The Witch Really Dead?

Jelly, Ice Cream, Maggie Thatcher and Sara’s obsession with all things empirical.

(#00130)

“Ah, the end of an era,” sighed Sara.

Kitty peeked. She was watching international news over a bowl of jelly and ice-cream, where people were protesting in the streets and holding giant puppets. It was interspersed with grainy old stock footage of people rioting. “Normally I like, ignore your what-the-heck moments, but… What the heck?”

“Margret Thatcher has passed on.”

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Creep

Anywhere in the story: “The element of surprise didn’t so much rest upon someone hearing you but registering the significance of your approach.”

(#00129)

“Okay,” said Rael. “They stole my coat. They somehow turned off your powers. We have, perhaps, two hours at most before they set off their doomsday bomb and all we have is the contents of a rather spacious storage closet with nothing useful in it. What, might I ask, is your

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