Realm of the InterNutter

Thoughts, stories and ideas.

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duskhopper:

i’m kind of freaking out right now. my cat mordechai is sick and i don’t know what’s wrong with him. i can afford to take him to the vet, but i won’t have enough left over for rent because i’m still looking for a new job. i hate having to beg like this, but if you can spare anything i would appreciate it so much. my paypal is evlyn.crowder@gmail.com

Challenge #00803-B072: How the Flakk do You Stop Human?

Human sweat is so acidic, it can corrode metals. By micrometers and over years, but still

Something there is, an ancient poet wrote, that does not like a wall. The poem was about the forces of entropy versus cogniscent-made structures, but Rael knew for a fact that that ‘something’ also pertained to humans.

They were practically a force of entropy on their own.

Case in point: Shayde.

Not only was she obviously isolated from current societal norms, but she had a large

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Ugh!

Something’s gone wrong with our phones again and life sucks.

Please reblog/talk about my books for me?

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Challenge #00802-B071: Diggy Diggy Hole

“Didn’t anybody tell you that when you are in a hole of your own making, Don’t keep digging.”

Hwell called it a ‘fox hole’, but its dimensions were closer to that of an elephant. And it was now very deep, because the native pests had a long reach that went along with their fear of falling.

It was past dawn. They were gone, now.

“We’re in a hole,” said Hwell. “Um. Too wide to climb out. Loose soil,

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nasty-little-hobbitses: lavendrmenace:Men: Don't look like a trash canWomen: "Look pretty enough to show you're a woman" because the only...

nasty-little-hobbitses:

lavendrmenace:

Men: Don’t look like a trash can
Women: “Look pretty enough to show you’re a woman” because the only thing that matters to be a woman is to be beautiful, also “covered enough to look like a lady” because showing your shoulder will make every man in the audience simaltaneously ejaculate and it will be a big mess. Also if someone stares at your tits and not your face, it’s your fault and you should be ashamed

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Challenge #00801-B070: When Lorraine Met Walter

Is it bird! Is it a plane. No it’s a Plot Bunny!

[AN: This story hails all the way back to story #298 in the first One Year of Instants. Buy your copy now!]

When she first saw Walter, she mistook him for a hobo and pretended she didn’t see him.

Their second meeting was even less auspicious. Her landlord hired her to serve him a writ about the smell. She found him in the middle of a nest of

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sundayswiththeilluminati:Sir Terry Pratchett awakens. A skeleton stands at his bedside, wearing a long black robe. He sits up. "Well, hang...

sundayswiththeilluminati:

Sir Terry Pratchett awakens. A skeleton stands at his bedside, wearing a long black robe. He sits up. “Well, hang on, let me get my hat,” he tells it.

The skeleton reaches into its robe. From abyssal depths it produces a heavy book bound in sheets of lead and night. It is the kind of book that gets stolen by a rugged adventurer from a temple with more spike-traps than the average house of worship contains. It is the kind of

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soulrevision:I'm just here to remind you that everything that is happening in Ferguson right now is because of the residents and activists...

soulrevision:

I’m just here to remind you that everything that is happening in Ferguson right now is because of the residents and activists in Ferguson that have spent 215 days protesting. I’m also here to remind you that Black people have led this movement. And for this reason, we will never allow anyone to force a white savior narrative on us. We are perfectly capable of freeing ourselves and speaking to our own experiences, we don’t need anyone doing

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Amalgam Station Wiki

Amalgam Station Wiki

I've started editing this thing again. I've included definitions of Death Worlds, Haven Worlds, and a classification system for both. As well as huge spoilers for The Amity Incident.

Drop on by. I'm open to all suggestions.

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