Roflmao

A 7-post collection

becauselogicwarframe: meficrow: >random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city >don't...

becauselogicwarframe:

meficrow:

>random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city
>don’t know why the guards let him in
>figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over
>Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing
>Hear reports someone killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit

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khaleesibeyonce: for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it...

khaleesibeyonce:

for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com

We got some real creative peeps on Tumblr, no lie

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #2:

Rabbit uses her birthday flamethrower to burn it

[prompt given by i-clash-with-everything]

Dear diary,

Today was Rabbit’s birthday. Well, not really, considering the bots don’t really have a specific date of ‘birth’ so to speak, but today we decided to celebrate her birthday. We threw her a party in the kitchen.

During the ‘party’, she seemed rather attentive to my fedora.

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I love seventeen

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