"As Chairman, I'd like to call to order this 1,357th meeting of the local 'Responsible Parenting' committee." -- Anon Guest
"Daisy... It's the coffee and cake meet."
"I want it to feel more official," objected Daisy. "It's about vaccination."
Five women in the room all rolled their eyes. "I thought we weren't going to bring up controversial topics at these," objected Claire.
"What's controversial about protecting your kids?" asked Julie.