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InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers” Give-away!I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers” Give-away!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  • Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
  • 5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
  • 3 free books of the Winner’s Choice [Second Prize]
  • 1 free book of the Winner’s Choice [Third Prize]
  • Love, hugs and @-mentions [runners-up]

To Enter:

  1. Be following me
  2. REBLOG THIS POST [Enter as often as you like, but your name will be taken down ONCE]

I’ll be running this for a couple of weeks so there’s plenty of chances to enter.

Each blog name will be written down on a post-it note and added to the contents of a currently empty jar. First, second and third prize will be drawn by an impartial party [very likely to be Beloved, Mayhem and Chaos] and then announcements will be made and negotiations entered into. Especially considering that I have never done vouchers on Smashwords before. I may have to gift them to yo. We’ll see what happens.

If you want your cameo to be in the book I’m writing NEXT [aka: not Kung Fu Zombies] please state in your reblog whether you want that next book to be a Shayde OR a Rael story. This reblog will count to the votes that I’m taking on which book I’m writing after I finish with KFZ.

Those who don’t want their name to appear in the text of my book(s) will have the option to have my NEXT book dedicated to them, personally [sorry, but KFZ already has a dedication in mind].

Each of these posts will probably have the text edited so I can keep track.

Thank you all for following me. Though for some of you, I have no idea why you’re doing it. [Looking at you, sundry porn and shopfront blogs]

theamazingindi: extendedburning: godtxt: please do not let ferguson die out like everything else big does. do not let this die out. do...

theamazingindi:

extendedburning:

godtxt:

please do not let ferguson die out like everything else big does. do not let this die out. do not let this continue on for three days and then everyone forget about it. do not let this happen.

queue this post up 3 days from now, a week from now, a month from now, a month from then. make sure even if you forget your blog will remember.

the fact i’m seeing reblogs slow down despite the fact

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Challenge #00775 - B044: Muffin

Turns out some incubi or succubi do just as well - if not better - on platonic love than sexual.
Cue making covert bargains with children - the ‘cubi take the form of a stuffed toy, often creeping into the toy pile before the child can even walk, and become a beloved item. In return they keep the child safe from any other creepy crawlies that might be lurking. Some take up residence in nurseries and schools, the softest, best calm-down toys

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kittydoom:archiemcphee: Candy + Crafts = AwesomeWhen Japanese Twitter user Overtime Queen noticed the resemblance between Ultra-string Q...

kittydoom:

archiemcphee:

Candy + Crafts = Awesome

When Japanese Twitter user Overtime Queen noticed the resemblance between Ultra-string Q gummy candy and yarn, she decided to postpone eating it and try knitting with it instead. Each piece of the citrus and soda flavored candy measures 126 cm (50 in) long, so she bought 15 packages - amassing roughly 18.9 meters (62 feet) of gummy candy and set to work knitting with a pair of chopsticks, using a standard stocking stitch (18 stitches across)

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booklandreeve: So here's what you can do: Like/reblog/share this. Send me asks. Let me know there's some interest because I'm ready to do...

booklandreeve:

So here’s what you can do:

  • Like/reblog/share this. Send me asks. Let me know there’s some interest because I’m ready to do this, but I need to know there’s support out there for the idea. I’m not trying to make an app for just one person.
  • Well, okay, so originally the idea was because I really want this app. But there have got to be other people like me out there.

Take my money.

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Challenge #00774 - B043: The Careful Calculation

Person #1: Fear is easy. Fear is cheap. Instead of fear, we’re going to give the people hope.
Person #2: Fear vs. Hope. Hardly an even match.
Person #1: That’s because you think of hope as something light and fragile. My version of hope has calluses and dirt under the fingernails and isn’t past bringing brass knuckles to a fight.

The board meetings of Cinderella Dreams were interesting. Around the Boardroom walls, circling the ceiling, was the company motto:

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spookysafety: fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment: aetherial: Checklist for character development. Created by myself, compiled from questions...

spookysafety:

fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment:

aetherial:

Checklist for character development.

Created by myself, compiled from questions gleaned from several sources, and some of my own additions.

It should be noted, that not every character will check every one of these things off. It is not REQUIRED to have all this information, but this checklist is, rather, a guideline for helping you think of your character as an entire, three dimentional being with thoughts, feelings, possessions, contradictions and background.

A character is 20% revealed to the

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bunnybeck:i can't believe this is happening again they're trashing the synagogues and destroying jewish-owned establishments and calling for...

bunnybeck:

i can’t believe this is happening again 

they’re trashing the synagogues and destroying jewish-owned establishments and calling for the deaths of jews 

everyone says “never again” BUT HARDLY ANYONE IS EVEN TALKING ABOUT WHAT’S HAPPENING 

SPREAD THE WORLD 

FUCKING HELP US 

DO SOMETHING 

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rubesdragon:justatouchofdeath:lazerprincessthis is a collection of her photos, drawings and her suicide note, this is so even if her mom...

rubesdragon:

justatouchofdeath:

lazerprincess

this is a collection of her photos, drawings and her suicide note, 

this is so even if her mom deletes her blog, everything is saved, 

her blog has already been removed and posts are being removed. dont stop reblogging this, dont let them silence us, dont let Leelah Alcorn be forgotten 

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