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Writer: I've planned and plotted this novel. I know what's going to happen, and I know my characters like the back of my hand.
Main character: Lol no
Writer: What - what are you doing. You aren't supposed to do that.
Main character: wanna do it
Side character: hey you…
Reblogging for total GPOY
Recycled Souls An XME Kurmanda fic in which both are reborn again and again into different times and places.
Flotsam Sara Louise comes into the MovieVerse to rescue a toad and turn him into a prince.
Don’t Pity Me A rare finished fic, that also happens to be darkfic. Contains child abuse, rape, hideous things happening to good people, evil people and generalised nastiness. You have been warned.
I’m still taking requests?
Read more »I apparently have a poetry muse that only turns up at BF in the morning. If I’m asleep, I miss it.
This muse can also turn up when I’m rat-faced tired. Often, too tired to write anything down.
Same way my story muse tends to bug me when I’m driving the car. Dang muses. Always turning up at inopportune moments.
And then there’s my characters.
Argumentative bunch, the lot of them. Some get really
Read more »Wow.
That was a LOT of fanfic.
Now that I’ve submitted my entry for Understatement of the Year… I have two little things.
First, an apology.
I am very sorry I haven’t written any more. Please contain your screams of anguish.
Second, an announcement.
I am working on a novel where Sara gets her own universe. This has not stopped her from wanting to butt in on my other fandoms. I also have several other fics in
Read more »Continued from yesterday:
Janine stared at the ceiling in her new flat. The late owner’s blood was still turning up in weird places, but, thanks to Sara and her somewhat grousome fascination with all things forensic, she knew exactly what to do about that.
The landlord sure as hell didn’t give a shit.
The bullet holes had been easy. Again, Sara knew where to pick up specific weights of plaster powder on the cheap.
And then there was
Read more »Trigger warning: Contains bitches.
Continued from yesterday:
“No, she’s not a patient, here,” said Sam, “she’s *with* a patient, here. Todd Tolenski? Only he’s probably still in the ER and hasn’t been registered, yet.”
The receptionist took all this in, ignored it, and searched for the both of them on the computer. “I’m sorry, I can’t find either of those patients on our records. Are
Read more »WARNING: This social experiment is only for REAL MEN who are completely secure in their masculinity and are willing to go the distance and not wuss out at the first sign of trouble. If you, for any reason, feel you are not up to the challenge, then don’t come crying to me. I fucking warned you.
You will need:
Continued from yesterday:
The police were taking his statement and Todd answered while watching Manny’s hands being cuffed behind his back. The man’s eyes were manic and glistening and he looked like he was muttering to himself. He was smiling. That alone scared the living shit out of Todd. But it was over now, he told himself. He was safe. The cops had him.
Todd folded his arms across his chest and wished Sara was next to him.
Read more »Trigger warning: This episode contains depictions of domestic violence and some epic nastiness.
Continued from yesterday:
Manny had left him alone for a few minutes then forced Todd to sit at the kitchen table. The cell phone was in plain view. Obviously, Manny thought it was a dangling temptation but he didn’t figure Kenny grew up in the tenements. Todd had, and he knew that if he grabbed it and tried to dial for help, he’d be dead
Read more »Dear nongs idiots yobs wankers yanks (aw fuckit) Reppos:
We would welcome you to Australia. We’re a welcoming bunch [once we’ve figured out a suitably isolating slang for yaz, of course] we’ll even chuck another steak/prawn on the barbie for ya.
There’s just a few things you ought to know before you pack your bags.
1. You might have heard that the lady in charge of this country is an atheist. This is
Read more »I am tired.
I am tired because my best beloved decided that the best of all possible times to play Halo with a younger sibling was 3A-fucking-M whilst I was in the next room trying to simultaneously recover from a throat-scarring lurgi and y'know - SLEEP.
But that’s not the important bit.
The important bit is that, in the throes of insomnia, I have come up with possibly the most offensive two-line joke in the history of two-line jokes.
And
Read more »Trigger warning: This episode contains a continuing abduction, and sundry nasty bits.
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Todd didn’t seem able to unfreeze himself, curled on his side in the trunk of Manny’s car. Even when he felt the undercarriage shake with the ignition turning, the panic only choked him further and clouded his brain. Think, yo, some small part of him was berating himself. Ain’t nobody can help you but yo own self, so fuckin’ do
Read more »Six Key Issues for Intersex Health
Read more »From OII Australia:
Issue 1: An end to non-consensual infant genital surgery
- OII opposes all cosmetic (non-essential) surgery on infants without their full and informed participation in decision-making and their agreement.
- There is no solid evidence that infants are advantaged by genital surgery and absolutely no
This is great
signal boost
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Trigger warning: This episode contains a depiction of an abduction.
Continued from yesterday:
Manny was livid. There were cops everywhere, he hadn’t felt this trapped since back in fucking jail - which he wasn’t going to again so help him God. If he left - which everything in his brain was suggesting he do *before* Kelly found out he’d been the one asking about Tolensky - he would never be able to get back in. Todd
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