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Burpengary East http://www.cmweller.com 12555 posts

Another rant for another time #3: Overpopulation and the food crisis

I keep coming back to a webcomic I found where one of the characters says to a child, “There’s enough room in Texas for everyone in the whole world.” [Quote from memory, may not be verbatim]

It bothers me.

A lot.

Five seconds on Google reveals that the surface area of Texas is 261 914 square miles. That’s 6.78354146x10^11 square meters. About 67 835 414 600 if you want to take it long-form.

Given that the current population is well in excess of seven billion people, by now - that’s 7x10^9 or 7 000 000 000 - this is currently true, but it doesn’t leave a lot of breathing space for anything else. Everyone gets about 9.6 square meters to live in that’s theirs and theirs alone.

Think about that. We currently think it’s inhumane to keep two people in a space little smaller than that. Could you stand living in the equivalent of an American prison cell?

I could, if it was catered. If I had to grow my own food in that much space, I would be screwed, and so would everyone else. I have the advantage of an imagination. I can take my mind away into better places.

But get this. The global birth rate is 19.4 births per thousand population. For every thousand people mentioned above, add nineteen. That’s 133 000 000 or more [very likely more] people before 2013. One hundred and thirty-three million.

So now the question becomes this: Could you live in an American prison cell that also featured walls that closed in on you every time someone else popped out a kid?

I’m certain nobody could.

There’s only so much arable land in the world. We happen to build our houses on lots of it. Of that arable land, lots of it is in trouble because of climate change.

That’s “climate change” not “global warming”. Get it right.

Crops are failing. Stockpiles previously set aside to see us through a disaster are literally being chewed through to sustain people’s disbelief that there actually is a disaster in progress.

And even more criminal from a survival standpoint: America wastes almost half of the food it purchases.

America also pays its farmers to not grow food.

This is, frankly, fucking insane.

Starving people all over the world plus an intense desire to be seen as the hero, equals paying farmers to not farm? Wat?

Of course, the above formula only fails to work if the US is completely unaware and uncaring about the rest of the world.

…oh, wait…

Ahem.

Now that I have the secret service bugging my house… I have pretty much established that the whole world is about to pop. Unless we all decide to move to Texas and turn our former cities into farmland so we can all actually eat a meal. Half of which the Americans will apparently attempt to throw down the can.

I don’t think we’re going to go for the “Texas solution”.

So we need to do something else. America can start by paying farmers to grow stuff and then giving the stuff they don’t want to eat [almost half, remember?] to the starving countries who currently don’t think very highly of America.

It would be an instant PR boost.

As far as controlling the population is concerned… how do you all feel about chastity belts for misogynistic arseholes who tell rape jokes or use terms like “legitimate rape” or, “she was asking for it”?

Another rant for another time #2: Vegetarians can do just as much harm as omnivores

I do like vegans and vegetarians. They have their reasons for their diet and lifestyle [Note to the right-wingers - veganism is a lifestyle choice; homosexuality is not. Learn the difference] ranging from “my body won’t let me eat meat” to “I think it’s morally wrong to eat anything that had a face”.

That’s fine.

I understand and accept you have your reasons and I am never so crass as to enforce

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Another rant for another time #1: Repentance vs Religion

I made a promise and I’m that honest that I have to at least try to see it through. All grist for the thing-a-day. I will make a concerted effort to stay on topic, because otherwise this theme could last me the rest of my life.

Stand back. I’m about to get outspoken.

Here’s a bombshell for you. You do not have to be religious to repent.

Amazing.

I know, I know. The word “repent&

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queennubian: Peace family! A mother is in search of her daughter right now. Please help her locate her child and signal boost. Wishes for...

queennubian:

Peace family! A mother is in search of her daughter right now. Please help her locate her child and signal boost. 

Wishes for wellness and safe return in this signal boost.

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On the Pro-life/Pro-choice debate

I’ve seen a lot of flame going on with respect to Senator Akin and his shit-for-brains comment that has been distracting America from the real issues, like the economy and why the real criminals are still getting paid shittons to wreck it.

Anyway.

I thought I’d take a step further back and analyse the labels.

Pro-choice is pretty easy. If you label yourself as “Pro-choice” then you, yourself, believe that a woman has the right to

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Words that don't exist, but should: Inanism

Inanism (n): [in-NAYN-is-um] 1. a saying, malapropism or phrase that is inherently inane. [eg: “Working hard or hardly working?”] 2. a means of filling the air with noise under the guise of conversation. [eg: “Sure, we talked; but it was all inanisms.”] orig: Inane.

Why this word needs to exist: we seriously need a word for the verbal nothing that spouts effortlessly from the mouths of those loud, annoying people in the office/workspace/elevator.

Endorse the word.

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It would really be awesome to see Misfits up, at least. I keep reffing it in metaphors and my partners don't understand the refs. (Like how...

O, the feels. There is no combination of gif or ascii that could speak for me… [Is there one for a combination of embarrassment, pride, and that glowy-gooey aaaawwwwness? If so, I don’t have it]

I had to take a while to make sure that I could answer this coherently :)

Good news: I have found most of Misfits, and Flotsam.

Bad news: You’ll have to wait until my rants are done before you see any of it.

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Whatever happened to your X-Men: Evolution bulliten board?

Short answer: the server imploded.

Long Answer: The server imploded and took all its data with it. I had erroneously believed I had some of it, at least, backed up on a reserve hard drive, cables lost. I kept asking the Grand Fixer-Upperer to help, but he was busy. Fast forward through two computer implosions and one huge argument, and the alleged backup turns out to be no backup at all.

So, in summary, the server imploded, I lost everything, and if

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School (n):

The only place in the world where dumb people get away with beating up smart people.

If you’ve had it with bullies, come and join us at Mums on Patrol. Share your stories of bully survival, give us strategies on how to make them stop. Join our goal of eliminating the institution of bullying within two generations.

We can make the world a better place, one kid at a time.

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Writer Rants: Breath vs Breathe

This is one of the ones that chafes my niblets something fierce.

Ranting in three… two…

I’ll get this out of my system, now, and move on to more civilised discussion with a clear head.

Ahem.

THEY ARE NOT THE SAME GODDAMN WORD, PEOPLE!

Aaaahh. I feel so much better.

I am sick and tired of people treating “breath” and “breathe” as interchangeable whenever they write. So let me make it clear.

“Breath&

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