Give them a taste.
One of my plans for world domination includes putting asshat CEOs in the middle of the consequences of their own decisions.
…and one of the many reasons for the subsequent revolution.
(#00152)
They had called themselves the League of Justice. Ordinary folks who used sparky inventions to foil, imprison, or otherwise stop other sparks. And they caught Sara.
She, and her clank storage trunk, were the only things to come out of the resulting crater.
“I see you rescued yourself,” said Gil.
“I told them not to mess with my luggage. They should have taken me seriously.”
“What were they doing?”
“Changing the course of history, they believed,” Sara looked back. “They finished
Read more »How not to lock up your bike
Fuckin crafty.
Someone’s been taking theft tips off of Minties wrappers…
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Klaus + Da Boyz + Comic Convention = Wacky Hijinks
“Ve FIGHT!”
Lightning raged, both natural and artificial, through the iron catacombs where he and this idiot trio of Jaegers had decided to pick a fight.
“Not so close to the por–”
KRAKKOW!
“–tal…”
“Vot?”
The lights came back on. Crowds in varying degrees of unrealistic dress stared at the tangle of Baron and Jaegermonsters…
And burst into shrieking applause.
Maxim straightened first,
Read more »I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.
So you don’t believe women exist?
Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.
Somebody get him some ice.
PuttaforkinmeI’mdone.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Reblogging for the comments.
Gold.
Read more »COSIGNED. SEVERAL FIRES. WITH FLESH-CONSUMING ASBESTOS MONGEESE.
Signed,
Geekhyena (who will donate fire-breathing sheep to provide said fires)
Signed, InterNutter. Who will supply a horde of rabid, flesh-eating plotbunnies to tear any remaining flesh apart.
Read more »Read more »they’re all gorg
diversity
Gorgeous
4 of the most perfect girls in the world
they’re skin tones, they’re hair, everything about each of these girls are flawless, i love different ethnicities, it makes the world so much more beautiful
Can spot a problem with this right off.
Yeah they’re beautiful,
but I wouldn’t really call them “diverse”.. they’re still portraying the Eurocentric standard of beauty.
Most people of my ethnicity
(#00150)
[AN: Since I have a fic in progress with Sara turning up in the GG universe, I can get away with both!]
She really should not have followed master Gilgamesh. But she had and, having followed master Gilgamesh, found an adventure. This, though, was a lull-point. Fixing and repairing and building and, strangely enough, taking a well-deserved rest.
Which was how she met Mama/Jaegergeneral Gkika. She was all sharp smiles and, for a Jaeger, cunning.
They conversed for a while
Read more »(#00149)
Sara really should not have sung. That had been the ultimate bone of contention. Especially since it was _Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better_.
Amara would not back down. Neither would Sara.
So now the danger room had been set up as two identical kitchens, and a black neutral zone between them. Randomizers were set to pick random ingredients from anywhere in the world, and raise them up into the neutral zone for the competitors to use.
The dias
Read more »30K accomplished. Yay.
Read more »30 more and I have to think up some kind of thank-you gift.
All I have is words…
What would you suggest?
Read more »(#00148)
The Queen of Skifander was never weak. Though she rode a palanquin, it was a tactic. Four sets of feet were faster than one on their own. Her bearers were gaining on the interlopers. Zantabraxus coiled on her throne like a cat readying itself to pounce. Soon, they would be in range…
“HALT!”
“What?” said the usurper. “How the heck did she get here?”
She was a giant of a clank made of silver and gold. Her wings were in sad
Read more »OMFG are you serious?
This sort of thing can be looked up in a cold second. JFC…
I’ve seen it all. Bad forensics. Bad chemistry. Bad psychology. Bad physics… and since it’s the primary hinge of the show… I have to wonder what the hell the writers/producers/etc. are thinking when they so blatantly miss the whole point.
Fucking RESEARCH, people!
AIGH!
Read more »MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER
we’re gonna get you your 500k notes. I swear. Idgaf if i have to reblog this 4000000x myself.
^thats the fucking spirit!!!!!I reblog this every time I see it
Reblog for great justice!
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