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Burpengary East http://www.cmweller.com 12554 posts

Trilogy progress book 2

20K words at freaking last. Dang real life keeps slowing me down. Can manage 500 words a day, most days. 1000 if I’m lucky. Bleh.

musermatt: superkim111: no-the-fandoms-protested: musermatt: iamthepizzaslut: YA'LL WANNA SEE WHAT A "REAL FAN" LOOKS LIKE CUZ...

superkim111:

no-the-fandoms-protested:

musermatt:

iamthepizzaslut:

YA’LL WANNA SEE WHAT A “REAL FAN” LOOKS LIKE

CUZ THERE’S ONE STANDING IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO DEFINE WHAT A “REAL FAN” IS

WHAT MAKES ONE FAN MORE “REAL” THAN ANOTHER

MINE KEEPS ME QUITE COOL IN THE SUMMER MONTHS

Ship them

He keeps her cool.

She blows him away.

Their relationship?

Fan-tastic!

GET OUT

There’s something wrong with shooting the breeze?

Challenge #00123: One Fine Day in the Dimplomatic Offices

Never trust a bald barber, a skinny cook, a woodworker with missing fingers, or a lawyer in any situation.

“Ooo, na that’s plush,” said Shayde. She’d laid her accent on thicker so that she sounded less educated. Irony for the purposes of self-entertainment, because nobody nearby was going to get it.

“This is a standard diplomat’s office,” said the local Director of the Corps Diplomatique.

“An’ the aspidistra’s

betterbemeta: the-galway-girl: the-angry-blob: asteeppriceforpie: voiceofwind: Still the most important video on the entire internet...

the-captain-of-davesol: THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST It’s back :)

the-captain-of-davesol:

THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST

It’s back :)

Be interested to see what you do with this one:

“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

- Mark Twain

(#00122)

There were designated busking zones on any station large enough to attract the kind of itinerant population that gathered Minutes by entertaining passersby.

Amalgam had hundreds of them.

Rael knew from long, and partially agonizing experience, that Shayde loved them like nothing else. In the hours not taken up by duty, she would take her ‘axe’ down to one at random, and

Philip K. Dick said it best:

“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.”

(#00121)

“This,” announced the Doctor, “is the Monestary of the Believers.”

“The believers in…?” prompted Sally.

“Everything. Everything that is. And a few things that aren’t. They devote a lifetime to it. Each devotee is not allowed to have the item they’re meant to believe in.”

Sally peeked through the slot. A

Watch 62 Years of Global Warming in 13 Seconds

Watch 62 Years of Global Warming in 13 Seconds

Go ahead. Explain to me exactly how this is fake, alarmist, or otherwise not important.

A new take on an old classic.

To a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
To a man with only a hammer, a screw is a defective nail.
To a man with only a nail, everything looks like a hammer.

(#00120)

She ran through the darkened streets, harsh breathing absorbed by the endless fog of Lower Cogtown. She’d lost the whistles of the gendarmerie five streets ago, but that was no reason to stop.

It was no reason to even slow.

To a man

Challenge #00119: Strategy and the Zen of Faking it

The surest way to hit your target is to shoot first and call whatever you hit your target.

“That’s a long way down. You must be pretty determined.”

“Thanks. I wanted to make certain this was one thing I couldn’t fuck up.”

“Finals?”

“Finals is only the start of it,” she said. “I lost my flat, my girlfriend, my car, my pet, my parents… failing finals just means

potatofarmgirl: natashakline: For all the artists out there. xoxo I agree with Natasha! Make stuff even if it HURTS! <3 This is why...

potatofarmgirl:

natashakline:

For all the artists out there. xoxo

I agree with Natasha! Make stuff even if it HURTS! <3

This is why I set myself the daily challenge in the first place. Every day, I make something new.

Even if it sucks, even if it’s ignored, or falls into the obscura black hole of tumblr before being noticed in >4months time and then reflagged, referenced or other… I still have something new.

And I made that

Beside Myself.

Jamie’s powers as Multiple - good for pranks and antics and such at his age, but he is, in the end, just a little kid. What if one of the other Xavier Institute kids somehow wound up with his self-duplication abilities for a day or so, how might they (ab)use it? (How would this occur? I dunno, some weird mishap with Rogue or something, maybe. I’ll leave details up to you.)

(#00118)

“Make her stop! Make

darktwinteeko: nightmareloki: newvagabond: Omfg. OH MY GOD WTF XD The biggest compilation of WAT since the dawn of time. And funny as...

shichirotheantichrist: admin-samantha: cue the horrified gasps of Tumblr's artists THIS HAPPENS LIKE 27 TIMES A DAY DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH...

shichirotheantichrist:

admin-samantha:

cue the horrified gasps of Tumblr’s artists

THIS HAPPENS LIKE 27 TIMES A DAY DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FUCKING MONEY I SPEND ON LEAD

But… you can undo the other end and just pop it into the holder with all the other leads…

Can’t you?

I mean, that’s how they USED to make them back when they were a new thing…

[muttermumbleoldfartmutterfogeyfogey…]

Challenge #00117: And That's Why a Platypus.

A Mage teaching their Apprentice an ancient Bio-Hazard Disposal spell for failed experimental breeding subjects (as we all know, the traditional answer for a ridiculous and/or ridiculously dangerous creature is “A Wizard Did It”), and why Australia’s wildlife is so… unique. (At least, according to the rest (Real Life - Australia portion) of the world.

(And some of us)

“Co-ordinatum expelarmus…”

“Co-ordinatUS, expel-ee-ar-am-us,” corrected the master. “One wrong syllable, Mistress