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Challenge #00883-B152: Stress Indicators

Hiccups.

“But… I can’t be an ambassador,” Lalama protested. “I’d be the worst. HIC! There’s a reason -hic- there’s a reason -hoik- a reason I -hic- I went for -hiku- for Oort mining.”

“Well understood,” said Ruraha. She was a saurian. “Galactic law is not on your side. Friend Yayama… is breathing problem medical-dangerous?”

“No, I -hic- I just get -hyurk- get hiccups when -hroooip- when I’m nerv– HIC! Nervous.”

“But… you are Deathworlder. None of any may harm you…”

“Tell -hic- that -hic- to my -hic- anxiety.”

Ambassador Lalama of Beach was the first known Deathworlder to come to the Meet with a security object. She was not the first ambassador to need a hiding-cover.

Her co-ambassador for Beach, a bottlenose dolphin called Ii’ii’a, was also not the first to need a pool.

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Hm... new way to invade the interwebs

If you know about instant messaging software, there’s this chat app called Telegram that’s pretty much available for all systems and phones.

Beloved and I use it to chat regularly.

Anyway the nice people at Telegram have up and decided to let us, the plebes, customize their own emotes with “stickers”. https://telegram.org/blog/stickers-revolution

We all know that I have the artistic skill and integrity of a concussed whelk, so… I’m begging and pleading for way

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Your War Boy Name

astrofyre:

marblechemist:

concretewasps:

cmnedark:

kingsofrome:

sunnybutte:

geneslamm:

First letter/sound:

if the first letter of your first name is A-F=Z

G-M= Sl

N-S=N

T=Z= F

Second two letters:

The second and third letter of your first name.

Third group of letters:

The last two letters of your name

Last letter/Sound:

If your birth month= January-April= Sa/Za

May-August= X

September-December= Tt

Feel free to tweak this/scrap it as you see fit. I’m just messin around.

WITNESS

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Amazon's new royalties scheme

Amazon's new royalties scheme

more-legit-gr8er-writing-tips:

futuresoon:

more-legit-gr8er-writing-tips:

So, in past posts I have recommended Kindle Publishing to people interested in self-publishing. But due to the shocking changes they are making to their royalties policy, I will no longer do so.

In the past, when you bought a book self-published in Kindle, Kindle Publishing would pay the author royalties as a percentage of the price of that book - as is the norm in the industry.

However, the new royalties policy indicate that

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hidrihime:liache:ok kids repeat after mevinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxicammonia and bleach makes chloramine,...

hidrihime:

liache:

ok kids repeat after me

vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic

ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic

rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic

hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive

be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok

why it so dangerous to be clean

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deadcatwithaflamethrower: ajcrawly: secretallie: heartnell:aromantic-eight:aromantic-eight:heartnell:eighthdoctor:heartnell:heartnell:i...

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

ajcrawly:

secretallie:

heartnell:

aromantic-eight:

aromantic-eight:

heartnell:

eighthdoctor:

heartnell:

heartnell:

i wonder what effect wide-spread/public vampirism would have on the evolution of language

like i mean obviously i havent slept properly in like two days but seriously how does it evolve without the assistance of former generations dying out. do people use the words “grisbittyng” and “yolo” in the same sentence. are there parts of big cities where its like walking into a different century like are there neighbourhoods in chicago

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How to make it rain!

WARNING: May cause flooding.

  1. Wash, and then line-dry all your house linens. Including the winter stuff that’s super-heavy when wet.
  2. Wash and polish the car(s)
  3. Paint the house
  4. Stain the deck
  5. Pour some concrete
  6. Have a picnic
  7. Say “It’s such a lovely sunny day I hope it doesn’t rain”

All my peeps in drought-stricken areas: Verbally invite flooding rains from elsewhere in the country to come and visit. Something along the lines of “I wish some of that

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Challenge #00882-B151: Stifled Rude Noises

Prompt: That “GNK” noise a person makes when they manage to sneeze with their mouth shut.

Brexx didn’t know what was wrong. The human ambassador spasmed suddenly and made a sort of Skngx! noise. Then she gasped for breath and went, Skngx! Skngx! Skngx! in rapid succession.

Brexx hit the panic button. “Human ambassador non-communicative. Making abbreviated noises of unknown meaning.”

“…th’ flowers,” gasped Ambassador Harry.  Skngx! Skngx! Skngx! Skngx! Skngx! “I’b allergig…”  Skngx! Skngx! “To th’ flowers&

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Play Time?

Early morning, 1898…

The baby Petes were sleeping soundly. Making noise to wake up the babies was a time-out offense.

Ma and Pappy were sleeping soundly, too. That was bad.

Rabbit was bored.

Rabbit joined her automaton siblings. Watching Pappy breathe. It was still dark, so the lights from their eyes shone in his face.

Pappy screwed up his face. Squinted. Blinked and shielded his eyes. “Wh’t? Wh’z goin’ on?”

“Is it time to p-play, yet, Pappy?” Rabbit begged.

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italian-grantaire:Her name was Lamia Beard.Her name was Taja DeJesus.Her name was Penny Proud. Her name was Ty Underwood.Her name was Yazmin...

italian-grantaire:

Her name was Lamia Beard.

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Her name was Taja DeJesus.

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Her name was Penny Proud. 

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Her name was Ty Underwood.

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Her name was Yazmin Vash Payne. 

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it’s important that we pay tribute to Leelah and Zander, but it’s also important that we pay tribute to the five trans women of color murdered in 2015 so far. I have seen next to nothing about these women. They are just as important as Leelah or Zander. They deserve the same recognition.

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Steven Universe Theory

lorpy:

mxstrange:

I think we are all are getting blind sided by the real problem about the Steven Universe thing. We think the Home World Gems are the ones to fear but were not looking at the bigger picture. The gems were expanding their armies way before the war we knew. The war here only started because it had sentient life on it, implying they were doing this on worlds before and just this one had life on it.

The home world

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ladyshinga: One of the more weird and frustrating things about depression to explain to people, especially concerned/worried loved ones, is...

ladyshinga:

One of the more weird and frustrating things about depression to explain to people, especially concerned/worried loved ones, is that you’re not suicidal really it’s just… sometimes you’re so… tired. You’re so apathetic, that… it’s not the active death of yourself that you’re wanting. That requires so much more energy than you have, and it’s too violent an act for what you want. There’s just sometimes this quiet and exhausted desire to

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spacemuffinz: spacemuffinz: ||deviantart||these are all just examples of my work i've done in my free time.Original stuff only...

spacemuffinz:

spacemuffinz:

||deviantart||

these are all just examples of my work i’ve done in my free time.

Original stuff only please.
Paypal only.
Payment upfront.

Message me for further information.

i have enough for my train ticket! but i will continue doing this for a while longer and use any leftover money for food and bed. 

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