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Challenge #01208-C113: The Battered Knight

http://kelpls.tumblr.com/post/121675020089/i-really-like-the-idea-of-enchanted-suits-of -- Gallifreya

Every time she passed that one suit of armour in the hallway, there was always the smell of Rosemary. Princess Marille had inspected it, once or twice, in her youth. There was not a single scrap of Rosemary anywhere near or inside the shell of that battered old knight.

She had asked her tutors, once, why her family kept that scarred and dented armour when all the other suits of armour were so much prettier and shiny. What she got for an answer was a fairytale about a great knight who fought for the safety of the Crown. In the hour of greatest need, he would rise again and keep the kingdom safe.

It was a servant's duty, on an anniversary of a particular victory, to 'feed' the ancient knight a sprig or a posy of Rosemary by pushing it into his visor. No trace of the herb would be found by the following day.

On the day she reached her official majority, Princess Marille was a scrawny weed of a thing with only her dresses and her long, golden hair to announce that she was actually a princess. But by then, the kingdom was in great trouble. Enemies were on all sides. Gobbling up outlying villages and defeating the Royal Forces and the peasant militia alike.

They 'fed' the battered knight every day, but he had yet to stir.

By the time they reached the capital, Princess Marille had chopped her hair short and donned a pair of britches. Her diamonds had been sold long ago, and now her only jewellery was a pair of onyx sleepers. Mourning jewellery. And indeed she felt like she should mourn, because the Crown was in peril.

She glared at the battered knight. "You were supposed to be fighting for us ages ago," she chided it. "What's the use of keeping you around if you don't do anything?"

And the answer came with the overwhelming odour of Rosemary flowers. Wear me... said a voice. The voice of a thousand fallen soldiers. Royal blood will not be spilled.

She had no aides. She only had the guidance of watching her father don his armour. But the spirits of ancient squires seemed to help her with the padding, buckles, and heavy plate. All of it, and the mighty sword, felt light to her. Light as a feather. Strong as a flood.

What would you have me do? whispered the old soldiers.

"Save the kingdom. Find a peace that will not cause a river of tears," she said.

Half the enemy quailed when they saw the battered knight out on the field. They had heard the old stories, too. When Princess Marille gave orders, the spirits of a thousand fallen generals lent authority to her words.

The tide of war turned. Peasants captured by the enemy turned against them. Forces broke to fighting amongst themselves. Armies crossed the field to follow the battered knight's red banner.

And inside the ancient suit, Marille's womanhood flowered and flowed more red into the field. Royal blood spilled, but not through any wound. It seemed to create a great fury in the old soldiers, and renewed their power to fight.

And it was her fight to stop them once she re-established the previous borders. It would be so easy to conquer those who had tried to conquer her kingdom. But easy was not always the best. She struggled to hold aloft the white banner of parley. Fought to greet the enemy on an impromptu field of peace.

The Count of Tingari was shocked to see a princess inside the armour. He fell over himself to provide a feast, pillows, and some silks to adorn her dented shell.

"I need none of those," she said, ignoring the howls of old soldiers. "I need to know what your grievance was and why you thought you could harm the crown. We have known a hundred years' of peace."

"One hundred years of subterfuge," confessed the Count. "My great-great grandfather, following his loss, thought that he and his descendants might wait until your line forgot how the Battered Knight worked."

Marille had to slap her right arm down so it would not reach for her sword.

The man had the nerve to smile. "I see you are having difficulty controlling it, all the same."

"I've come into my womanhood, and I am bleeding," she announced. "They swore that royal blood would not spill, yet it is spilling into your expensive silk cushions. The old soldiers are angry, Count Tingari. Anything could cause them to fly into a rage."

She could see the moment that realisation sunk in. The Count went pale, and the hair on his head fluffed as it stood on end.

"I surrender," he said, "name your terms."

The old soldiers grumbled, but relaxed. Good. And she had the beginnings of a new peace. Even better. Even so, she would not shed this armour until all soldiers were off the field.

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Challenge #01207-C112: Little and Fierce

http://squigglydigg.tumblr.com/post/141864716252/squigglydigg-control-yourself -- Gallifreya

Lewis was relatively easy to calm down. What there was of his fury ebbed quickly and his rational mind prevailed. And Vivi could always restrain him until he saw logic and reason.

Arthur lost count of the number of times that Vivi stopped Lewis from turning some unthinking lout without a brain-to-mouth bypass into grease.

She would begin with physically restraining him. Holding him back from the kind of confrontation that would end

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Challenge #01206-C111: Funny in Context

Someone could have been seriously hurt... But they weren't, so it's funny -- Anon Guest

Rael had could not recall, exactly, why they were in locks and docks. The gravity there was less than reliable in most places, and Shayde was one who seemed to use it to her advantage without any effort whatsoever. Rael had significantly more faith in the safety tether than his own ability to "hang on in time".

Almost all of the humans who worked there for extended

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Challenge #01205-C110: Unlikely Angels

Betcha Wander's licensed to perform weddings -- Anon Guest

There were a lot more refugees, these days. Seas of people from all sorts of planets, all walks of life. Many of them were camped in line to get enough Orbble Juice to skip to the next galaxy. Some were hoping for enough to just get to the next planet.

Wander was not handling it well. The worst thing in the world was being just as helpless as all the others desperately waiting

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Challenge #01204-C109: Family Comfort

Pick a squad pose

http://croxovergoddess.tumblr.com/post/141221250180/croxovergoddess-my-draw-the-squad-memes-so -- Anon Guest

[AN: This is very much not my strong area. And I'm not drawing anything, I'm writing it. I chose pose #9]

The Spine preferred to malfunction in private. He didn't like his robotic siblings see him fail. He was the sensible one. Their guardian, when things got strange. He kept Rabbit from flying off into her fantasies... mostly... and introduced Hatchy to the world that had changed around

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Challenge #01203-C108: In-a Museum, With-a Doctor, While-a Crisis Unfolds

When will people learn that the only good Cyberman/Dalek is one that's been totally disembowelled and checked every day? -- Anon Guest

The cavernous space echoed with their footfalls. The exhibits were corpses, or empty armour. Relics of things that destroyed. All within glass cases. All on little plinths. All with informative plaques with information about what they were and where or when they had come from.

The Doctor knew them all.

He added random information to the displays. Telling stories

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Challenge #01202-C107: Self-fulfilling Prophet

From a human to a pre-industrial sophont (fantasy realm? With a bit of tweaking, might work for Shayde):

My people fought an apocalyptic war that only ended when the impossibly ancient still-warm remnants of a star's death were used to destroy whole cities in a more final way than simply sacking and burning them - or even salting all their fields as well - to stop things like this. Then, we spent generations trying to stop ourselves from continuing it. Turn away

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Challenge #01201-C106: It'll Be All Right on the Night

The issues of having a head that is not technically attached to one's body -- Gallifreya

Walter Workers were scrambling around like mad things. Lots of boxes were being searched. And Hatchworth was stumbling around without his head.

"This always happens, every time we t-travel by freight!" Rabbit complained. She wasn't so much helping as contributing to the overall mess by throwing the rejects over her shoulder.

"Shut up, it was cheaper." Steve was rapidly working on his phone like he wished

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Challenge #01199-C104: Statuesque

1) http://nonasuch.tumblr.com/post/141566220050/having-grown-up-in-dc-statues-of-various-dead The statues that come to life

2) Pick another statue, ideally in a different country -- Gallifreya

[AN: This takes the overlap down to 15]

1)

Everyone had agreed that it was the right wings' turn. Well. Everyone in power agreed that it was the right wings' turn. Nobody had listened to the common throng since the last revolution. And since then, those in power had successfully made certain that they would remain in

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Challenge #01198-C103: Pax Haptis

There was more added to the petting post from earlier

“we were going to blow them up, but they engaged in an oddly pleasing patting ritual and, well, it was nice.” -- Gallifreya

They had charged into a human nest that had already been abandoned. Some fired at stationary vehicles. Some fired at mannequins. Some fired because they feared for their lives. But when nothing fired back, the troup took their fingers off their triggers and looked around.

Somehow, the humans had

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Challenge #01197-C102: The Eternal Soldier

http://jewliesparks.tumblr.com/post/131527892833/wwii-era-vampires -- Gallifreya

He should have been 4F because he was 'allergic to sunlight' on his forms. But he told them that if he coated his exposed skin in zinc oxide, and wore sunglasses, he could deal. They gave him gloves to wear. And the fellows in the 40th Foot called him Warpaint. The enemy came to know him as The Ghost, owing to the fact that most of his sunscreen was white-only.

He could pass

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Challenge #01196-C101: I'll Tell You a Tale

Wander Over Yonder, anything inspired by the latest episode - "The Legend" (latest at time of prompting anyway) -- Gallifreya

"...and the second-cousin twice removed is none other than his very own faithful steed!"

"Nuh-uh," said Angela.

"Stop interrupting," said Melodie. "You're ruining my storytelling."

"...gettin' it wrong," murmured Angela.

Melodie vented a growl of frustration. "Seriously? Of course I have everything right. I worked it out."

"'S wrong," insisted Angela.

"Mo-o-o-o-o-o-om! Angela won't let me tell her a story!"

Their mother

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Challenge #01195-C100: Revenge on Holiday

Nemesis, the Goddess of Retribution is having a 'Human Day off' sort of. what happens next? -- KnitNan.

She was discovering many things. First among them was that Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain were to be enjoyed separately. Second was that Pina Coladas weren't all that enjoyable for deities. Third... the world loved a generous tipper.

But without her working on her job, there was an interesting change in humanity.

She watched, idly sipping something rainbow-coloured and highly alcoholic.

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Challenge #01194-C099: Close Encounter of the Petting Kind

http://iopele.tumblr.com/post/141217786307/cosmictuesdays-trynottodrown-zooophagous -- Gallifreya

The problem was that there were humans on this planet, too. The bigger problem was that there were more of them than there were charges in Braxxyx's stunner.

The only plus side was that the humans didn't know this. Or that the stunner was non-lethal. Humans were dangerous to begin with. They were aggressive if they thought you were deadly.

Do not shoot at humans, they are dangerous when offended.

Braxxyx pointed her

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Challenge #01193-C098: Never Hurts to Help

http://mareliini.tumblr.com/post/141201232172/lolshtus-how-i-joined-a-gang-by-accident -- Gallifreya

Sylvia had, once again, made the mistake of looking away from Wander for more than five consecutive seconds. Which meant that he was now missing without a trace.

How had that fuzzy orange weirdo survived before she'd met him?

Meanwhile, Wander was making friends. It didn't matter that they were mean-looking, or in a rough-around-the-edges neighbourhood. All that mattered was that strangers were friends that he'd not yet had the pleasure of meeting.

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