A 5-post collection

Tuesday, Day 0, Patreon

Plague news: Three new cases, two local, one import. Forty-one total cases and they're all in hospital.

I have a PLN to open up my Discord to all visitors [come join us!] and lowering the bar for that on my Patreon is one of my priorities this morning. Augh.

Plague vectors to the right of me, plague vectors to the left of me... BUT at least I have sanity projects so there's that.

In the news:

  • Mine worker the latest patient zero who's a superspreader
  • Scotty From Marketing says "get the vaccine!" Nice try, Poflo, but I have been waiting for my GP to call me since you bought some for your rich mates
  • Australia slammed once more for our self-preservation techniques
  • NSW slammed by the rest of Australia for being a vector
  • London's tube blew up
  • Vaccines against the plague now mandatory
  • Mum turns chocolate cake into KFC bucket
  • Customer gives $16K tip
  • Kate Middleton uninvited to royal event
  • Simon Cowell becomes "Grey Wiggle" for food delivery ad
  • Powercuts plus lockdown. What a fab combo

Let's get on with the nonsense. I'll be streaming the making of today's story... soon.

It's expensive, this week

So. I have registered our pets, splurged on my birthday present [it was preset moneys, so it's technically not out of my bank] and am waiting on an AUS$600 car repair bill.

This alongside the usual food/petrol/shenanigans nonsense that happens on the daily.

It's a sock in the gut, for sure, and I could really use a safety net to feel relaxed about this sock in the gut. Like, I know, on an intellectual level, that I can make

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Lazy weekend

I had a lovely lie in and I'm already paying for it. The Bureaux of Meteorology (BoM) promised us some extreme storms this evening [thanks, Climate Change] but the rains never came and today is already promising to be very toasty indeed.

All contributions to my continued living will be going towards a new air conditioner for my office. Air conditioning means that I will be spending more time working on random shit after I've finished faffing about with my latest book

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Why I need $600 in a hurry

Yesterday's temperature at 10:30AM. That's 35.5 degrees celcius and 96 Fahrenheit

This is how hot it was at my desk when I finally finished my pro writing for the day at 10:30 AM. It gets hotter, but I didn't want to be around for that. You understand that it's very uncomfortable in here. [Temperatures are 35.5 Celcius and 96 Fahrenheit]

I do have an air conditioner, but at the moment, it's not cooling the air. It's no better than a fan, and it doesn't even blow my way.

My options currently

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O Fuck Help Me

OK so…


I might be doing some Readings Videos?

Like. Me. Reading. Shit from my books.

The novels though. Not the Instants. Because there’s firkin almost 900 of those little shits and just thinking about that has me Nope-ing out of Fuckoffsville.

I did not need this on top of an anxiety attack.


Bright-ish idea occurred to me that I should probably read the BEST bits out of each book?

Like: Hevun’s Rebel, Hevun’s Ambassador, Hevun’

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