Has this been done already?
I played a game with myself called “how ridiculous can I make their faces before I realize it’s time to go to bed?” 10/10 would recommend.
I love the entire rainbow of crap out of this comic
Workin’ on my fact sheet for The Amity Incident isn’t actually writing, is it?
It’s just getting my ducks in a row for the actual writing.
Isn’t it?
Read more »2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon – RecklessPrudence
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“Echo!”
The space whirling with birds now filled with imitations of Shayde’s voice saying ‘echo’.
This pleased her no end. “Oh aye, they’re mockin'birds.
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Okay, so 2013.
*irritated muttering* "… Stupid mammals and their ability to function regardless of temperature….“
Cold.
The desire to hibernate was strong, but in this environment, the desire to hibernate could kill. This place was permanently cold. They would sleep and never wake up.
The ship’s human knew this. Given their species-inherent desire to eliminate the Other, the surprising part was how they did not use the current situation to win.
The captain watched in amazement and torpor, as
Read more »Nailed it.
sorry for the long post. I figure it’ll get lost in the swell of concert photos.
Bringing this back because it makes me laugh every time
“Guys, Rabbit’s up a bookcase and won’t come down. Hatchworth’s on fire again. And something deep blue and disgusting is coming out of Pete VI’s lab… WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN WHEN YOU LEAVE?!”
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OKAY IT’S TRUE
WHAT
???
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
WHAT HOW
This doesn’t work
I stand corrected oh dear lord
Um guys
shit
I have to see this for myself.
ha
Every ask will result in either an answer or a story. Answers will happen immediately. Stories happen at the rate of one
When the greatest weapons and technology does nothing, it’s not always the end of the battle. Sometimes you just have to grab the nearest heavy object and go medieval on your adversary.
She had watched them glide through nukes that did not explode as they were supposed to. She saw both bazookas and bombs fail to ignite in their presence. Even guns would not fire.
The alien invasion did not kill. They didn’t need to. They simply stopped
Read more »Here’s a good challenge - write something that involves someone finding a way to explain Wolverine’s hair. Seriously, whether comics, cartoons, or movies, it’s always the same winged sorta puffed-out spiky thing that looks near-exactly like the sides of his costume’s mask. Does he style it that way intentionally, does he just have the world’s worst case of Hat Hair, or what?
They had been hiking for hours. Everyone’s hair
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Who did you kill to have this URL?
matt smith
McDonald’s Australia is allegedly answering ALL questions from folks with a Facebook account. Tumblr wouldn’t let me post the link, for some reason, so type in “yourquestions” dot mcdonalds dot com dot au into your browser bar.
I’ve already asked them what the fuck they put in their thick shakes to make them taste super gross when they melt.
I’ve already asked them how much “reclaimed meat” they use in
Read more »“How did you even get a live pine tree onto the space station?”
“Uh… the Magic of Christmas?”
It was sixteen Standard Distance Units tall. It was coated in sparkling lights, then coated again in shiny metallic fronds of tinsel, then covered in small, shiny objects, then covered in bows. And then, to top things off, whoever covered it over in all of this thought that that wasn’t enough, and started all over with the
Read more »Hello? Little human? Okay I kiss you now.
Fun fact: the cat is checking the baby’s mouth to see if it is still breathing. Were it not breathing, the cat would commence to eat it.
FUN FACT
Fun Fact: The one article I could find about a cat owner being eaten after their death also mentions a pet dog on the premises.
Fun fact: if cats were interested in eating humans, they would also lick up any spilled
Read more »Read more »Whoever said that when all you have is a hammer, the world starts to look like a nail was a handless idiot. They’d obviously never stood in front of a forge, never beaten on a piece of red- hot metal, because the fact is that you start with a hammer; it’s the first and most fundamental tool, the one you use to give shape and structure, to bring all the others out of the raw material and make
