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Challenge #00085: They Fight Crime

Morning becomes eccentric.

It wasn’t fair. It really wasn’t fair. Sharing the same house with someone who operated in a different time zone was every colour of unfairness.

“Good morning, good mor-ning,” she sang. “You’ve worked the whole night through, good morning, good morning to you.”

And it was really unfair that he loved her beyond all reason. Because mornings made him grumpy.

He was a night-owl. She was a morning person. In the handful of hours when their schedules synced up, they synergised spectacularly and the world was a wonderful place.

It was the remaining eighteen that tended to suck.

“Good morning, good mor-ning, wake up, you sleepy head! Good morning, good morning–”

“Drop dead,” he growled, trying to dig himself further under the covers and wish the world away.

“Sorry, dear, but there’s a dead body on the corner of Fifth and Twenty-second that needs both our adorable attentions.”

“I’m not adorable, go away.”

“I bought the good coffee…”

Carlos Daye dragged himself back from the dead to appreciate the aroma. He scalded his tongue on it, but god, he needed the caffeine. “…brains…” he half-joked.

“Sorry, all we have is bacon and eggs. Alternately, there’s eggs and bacon.” Sylvia Knight was a vision in neat and stylish clothes. Hair done, face polished, and bearing the meal in question.

The second swallow of scalding-hot good coffee bought him further around. Or at least gave him enough cognition to operate a fork. “Any reason why they need both of us?”

“Descedant looks like they’ve been turned inside-out.”

“Ah. Right.” He was not much for words at just past dawn. “That’d do it.”

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Fanfic Time: X-Wars, part 14

Continued from yesterday:

  Kurt looked up as Spiral’s trademark flash of light lit the underground, little-used chamber. Across from him, MacAllister groaned, a large bruise starting to form on his temple. He was cmoing to, but his tied-up state made him of little concern to the Morlock leader.

  Spiral stepped out, two bodies in four of her six arms. She smiled triumphantly, and said simply, “They were snooping around. Worked out I’d been there to get Mr.

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Challenge #00084: Dance!

Shayde’s first day taking dancing lessons.

[AN: Shayde’s first dancing lesson was when she was a 5YO Katie Walker…But I’ll take ‘modern’ 25thC dance]

“And left… No, the other left. Stage left!”

“Ow!” Shayde flinched away. “How’s someone so skinny so darn heavy?”

“I’m denser than I look.”

“Ye can say that twice,” Shayde muttered. “Why

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Fanfic Time: X-Wars, part 13

Continued from yesterday:

  “Eeeew! I do *not* wanna know what I just stepped in.”

  Cyclops pulled a face in the direction Havok’s voice emanated from. "Oh, great; working on your heroic reparte, bro?“

  "You didn’t just touch what I just touched.” Shuffling, like footsteps, only muffled by a curious noice. It was almost like squelching, but thicker. Like moving through molasses. “Where the heck are we?”

  “I think we&

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Challenge #00083: By the Book

The 5th oldest trick in the book and the simpleton who fell for it.

As kidnappers went, this fellow was not particularly bright. He’d definitely dotted on to the idea that one should grab the most vulnerable member and attempt to extort money from the remaining family.

He’d forgotten that the remaining family most convenient to this situation was an Augmented St. Bernard by the name of Nanny. Who operated on a schedule of events and was now

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enenkay: etteette: artdirections: 5 Ways to be a Happier CreativeWe all know the tortured artist schtick. To be honest, I can be a downer...

enenkay:

etteette:

artdirections:

5 Ways to be a Happier Creative

We all know the tortured artist schtick. To be honest, I can be a downer sometimes myself, but I think it would be terrible for us to all perpetuate the idea that being creative and miserable are mutually exclusive.

So here’s to being creative and actually enjoying it:

1. Refuse to See Your Entire Life Either as a Success or a Failure
The idea here is to never buy into the

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Titanpad help?

I’ve been trying to put my interfics on Titanpad, and I keep running into a problem.

My fics are too damn long.

I get up to one thousand (+/- 100) lines and the next paste in causes a weird glitch. I can’t see any subsequent lines even though the line count says they’re there. It’s just… white.

Anyone with expertise in Titanpad… please let me know if this is a common thing

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Challenge #00082: The Muse Woos

Julie, Nana, buckets of paint and why artists sometimes get away from themselves.

Nanny the Augmented dog had fallen asleep by Julie’s easel. That much was evident from the paint spatter on her cloak and skirt. And Julie had opened all the paint cans in a flight of colour-inspired fancy. That was evident from the rainbows of new spatter all over the floors and walls.

What wasn’t instantly evident to Raak was how the two of them had

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Fanfic Time: X-Wars, part 12

Continued from yesterday:

  {TAP-TAP-TAPPITY-TAP. TAPPITY-TAPPITY-TAP-TAP.}

  Alison paused at the sound, glancing about for a source. Roman stopped a few feet ahead, empty pizza boxes under one arm and a curious expression on his face.

  “What is it?”

  “Thought I heard something,” she said by way of explanation, and gestured with unoccupied hands at the high-ceilinged corridor around them.

  “Mice?” he suggested playfully.

  She raised an eyebrow. “In this cushy place? Not hardly. Sounded like a

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Fanfic Time: X-Wars, part 11

Continued from yesterday:

  Nightcrawler sighed as he eased the armour off his aching shoulders. It didn’t usually bother him but he’d been rather…active…lately, as the television, quietly droning away to itself, paid testament.

  He flopped down in a battered armchair, watching with little interest as the news anchors talked about him and his recent public appearance. They were appalled at what had been done to the little girl…and equally appalled at his solution

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Challenge #00081: Graduation

In lieu of college or teaching at the institute, Sam Adrien offers Scott Summers an internship upon graduation. Creeping doom raises the hackles on Scott’s neck subconsciously.

He did it. He passed the bar. He was now entitled to enter the cut-throat world of the law. And very possibly defend his fellow mutants against the slings and arrows of outrageous senators who, say, wanted to ban mutants.

Sam Adrien, like many blonds, was going darker in his old age. On

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mama-bird: roseclear: rosecoveredtardis: Ok, so... I found too many things about people -- teens especially -- only realizing that not...

mama-bird:

roseclear:

rosecoveredtardis:

Ok, so…

I found too many things about people — teens especially — only realizing that not saying no does not equal a yes once they’re told.

So I made a thing.

I’m so sorry if I did something wrong, I’m not 110% sure what I’m doing, so I’m almost scared to post this, but…

Sign here, if you’re interested.

Signed and passed it on to FB and Twitter. This is a cause worth spreading

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Challenge #00080: The Green-Eyed Monster

Scott preparing for his first date without Jean and her reaction to finding out that he might be playing the field with no desire to incite jealousy in her by doing so.

“Sara’s showing some of her filmography in the big screening room, downstairs. Coming?”

Scott was busy fiddling with a proper bow tie. “Sorry, I’ll catch up with it all, later. I have a date.”

Jean startled, all of the things Xavier had

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