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Challenge #00501 - A126: Sing-Along

Bitzer having a happy day and warbling through it.  Because sometimes it only matters if the music feels right for you.

Bitzer watched the clock as the second hand ticked closer and closer to The Time.

Ten. Nine. Eight.

Extract the vinyl EP, a souvenir from Walter Robotics and her time there, carefully from its sleeve.

The record player was already warmed up and set to her preferred levels.

Seven. Six. Five.

Record on the spindle. Speed set to 45. Needle free of dust.

Four. Three. Two.

Drop the record on the turntable.

Hold the head above the rotating vinyl.

One. Eight O'clock AM!

Drop the head.

“Attune your ears to the grinding gears…”

Bitzer sang along as she set up her activities for the day. “Colonel Walter was shocked, when he learned from the nile…” If it was noise to Matter Mistress Carol, she never said.

And if being happy came at the cost of a few wires and probes during the day, or perplexing questions from Miz Carol, then that was a good price to pay.

Miz Carol came down, coffee in hand and pyjamas still on, during the “La da da da da"s. Looking her usual morning mess. She sat on the stairs and watched Bitzer attempt to dance.

Both waited until the very last, "A very big steam-powered gee-raffe what smokes,” before attempting speech. “Good morning, Miz Carol. Will you come do the Nannergens[1] with me?”

“Nnnngghh…” Miz Carol took another swig of coffee. “How can you be so cheerful? Th’ sun’s barely up…”

“The sun’s been up for three hours, Miz Carol,” and then the next song started. “And I’ve been up for four.”

“Can’t miss Danger Mouse, can we?”

“Or Captain Planet,” Bitzer sang as she did the Nannergens. “Or Super Ted[2]. I listened with the headphones and tried not to yell at the screen.”

Miz Carol yawned. “I know. But Danger Mouse still needs to be nicer to poor Penfold. That was closer to seven thirty. You’re getting better.”

Oh. That was a relief. “I am ver-very sorry about the oth-other times.”

“I know. You tell me every morning. And I’ve forgiven you. Promise.”

“It’s almost time for science, isn’t it?”

Yawwnnn… “Yeah. Quarter past eight. Time for science.”

Bitzer put the B-side on and settled down in the chair for the wires and the scans. The chair was angled just so, so that she could see the faces of the robots who had been singing their songs on stage while she’d been undergoing examinations in the labs. With her gears and cogs in the open and multiple science types going through her workings.

This was much better.

I was lost and scared and all alone and there was darkness and all of my fears had grown into a monster I could not contain it had claws and teeth and oh so many fangs… But then… I saw… your eyes…” she crooned along.

It was a pretty song. And it made Miz Carol smile.

Being not alone any more was the best thing in the world.

[1] That little step the band does during ‘Steamboat Shenanigans’. Named phonetically.

[2] Actual morning lineup on the ABC during the late 80’s, early 90’s. Don’t ask me how I know 9_9

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prototype-the-walter-girl:

delphiummm:

empresstheodoras:

flatbear:

hobbitdragon:

airyairyquitecontrary:

punkybruiser:

Fantastic news for people who suffer regularly from migraine headaches. The FDA has just approved a wearable electrical stimulation device for sales in the United States — a headband that prevents the onset of migraines when worn for just 20 minutes each day.

A device like this is definitely long overdue. Some 10% of people worldwide suffer from migraines, a condition characterized by intense pulsing or throbbing pain in one area of the head, accompanied by

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Challenge #00500 - A125: Further Proof, if Any Were Really Needed

Prompt: Something involving the gympie gympie tree.

Because that is one scary tree.

[AN: Slightly scarier is the Manchineel, aka The Tree That Hates You. It’s native to Florida, possibly by cosmic accident. But if you read up on the Gympie Gympie, it’s a close call.]

Every living planet in the known universe has an island or a continent like Australia. Except for N'Oz (Originally, New Australia) which is almost all like Australia, except for one small island/

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vicemag: Seattle Has a Haunted Soda Machine As about 45 percent of us know, ghosts are definitely real and casually walk among us. Some...

vicemag:

Seattle Has a Haunted Soda Machine

As about 45 percent of us know, ghosts are definitely real and casually walk among us. Some have a post-life agenda of stealing our socks or manifesting as apparitions on burned toast; others prefer to spend their time banging around abandoned children’s hospitals for Syfy Channel reality shows. But there’s one ghost who has taken an industrious approach, choosing to operate a creepy Coca-Cola machine on an innocuous corner in Seattle’s Capitol

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It's officially tomorrow.

Specifically, 12 minutes into tomorrow.

SO woke me up watching a GD loud movie.

I have lurgi.

My throat hurts.

I have actually consumed enough liquid to make drinking more a dangerous experience.

I dunno what I need but my dash is devoid of it.

hlep

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I can't see a smashwords link on your page either, where did you hide it?

Fargnax.

I swear blind that there was a link thing in the settings and I filled it in.

Either I dreamed it or Tumblr ate that feature in one of their numerous never-do-the-things-we-really-want style updates.

But never fear! Every instant story of mine features a link to my Smashwords profile. It’s the one that looks like this:

Buy my stories!

Click it. Look upon my works and sate your desire to own a copy of my words. Buy the lot.

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Challenge #00499 - A124: Dominion

“Look there, that’s the fourth tribe —”

“Herd.”

“…whatever. Fourth herd of cows we’ve driven past in the last half-hour. Between that and what I saw regarding the cats you live with and you cleaning waste from their box of sand earlier,  I’m just saying, I’m not really that convinced you humans are the dominant species on this planet.”

“Well, we are kinda high up on the food chain,” said Sandra.

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reblog with a celebrity you share a birthday with

quinsecticide:

larvitarse:

mightythesaurusrex:

cocoatunda:

ruffiticus:

quorgi:

bee-the-gatekeeper:

spacemuffinz:

seapeny:

Christopher Lee and Vincent Price

y’all can sit down now

hp lovecraft, james marsters, misha collins :>

Ooo… Paul Simon and Sacha Baron Cohen… not bad. Not Vincent Price, but still.

TS Eliot (hell yeah cats) Serena Williams and Olivia Newton John.

I dunno, having the guy who penned the poems that were the basis for the CATS musical is pretty rad.

i share a bday w/ psy

Oprah Winfrey!

Erik Estrada.

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You set up a new forum, right? Why not put it as a link on here, and anyone that finds you and has copies of stories from the nutboards can...

1) It’s a baby forum
2) I don’t know how to put a link up to that whilst keeping my link to my smash words page. From what I can figure of the settings, they only allow one off-site link at a time. And I’d rather make money off of my pro stuff than let people read fics in progress.

I’ll be glad to be proven wrong. I check my tumblr settings rarely, though.

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<p>Small-Batch Writing</p> <p>I've entered a phase of novel-writing which partly resembles novel-writing and partly resembles something...

Small-Batch Writing

I’ve entered a phase of novel-writing which partly resembles novel-writing and partly resembles something else—something furtive, like low-level espionage, or a secret drug addiction.

For the past two months or so I was writing full time, flat-out, or as flat-out as you can get in this age of modern distractions like Twitter and Kingdom Rush and babies-who-for-some-reason-don’t-feed-themselves. Now I’m back at work.

But when you’ve got enough momentum going with a novel, and you’ve

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