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Challenge #00498 - A123: Obvious Design Flaw

All those corrosive things humans excrete can come in handy sometimes, right?

(“We have to get out of this maze as fast as we can, but if we turn on the plasma cutter the monster will hear us!”
“Stand back, I got this” *spits at wall*)

“Sucrose! What the heck kind of alien builds walls out of sucrose?” asked Mabel.

“I have no idea, but we are going to need one hell of a dentist by the time we get out of here.” Trisha gave up licking the next wall to worry at the thin spot she’d been making.

“Power core’s five more walls away,” said Gladys.

Krink. Tink. CLACK. Trisha put a fragment of wall in her mouth. “You’re next, Mabs.  My tongue’s feeling like old leather.”

“Right.” Mabel wriggled through the hole and began licking the next wall in their way. “They could’ve at least sprung for flavouring. What’s wrong with a little hint of orange? Or mint?”

*

The entire crew huddled in their quarters, watching their monitors in horror as the creatures they thought captives were literally eating their way through solid sucra walls. Proof against anything that their fellow Hemitt could devise.

These aliens were unstoppable!

And yet, they avoided essential infrastructure. They did not eat the pipes or the wires, or any vital thing. Just the walls between them and their goal. But their unstoppability made a lasting impression on them, all the same.

Even now, with the humans declared merely insane and not hazardous, the Hemitt still make features about monsters that can eat buildings.

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This is probably an out there question, but I was active on the internutter site years and years ago. I was wondering what happened to it?

What happened is the server died. And I didn’t save squat :(

Putting it back up involves way too much work for my grand fixer-upperer. We’re all working on other, moneymaking projects and my site is on the far, far, far, far, FAR backburner. Maybe if SO gets bored on a rare and elusive holiday, it might come back.

In the meantime, I am S-L-O-W-L-Y putting all my fictions on AO3 because reformatting some of them does my wrists

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thefontnazi: japesofwrath: howiviewafrica: A Urine Powered Generator. An amazing accomplishment by four brilliant girls. The girls are...

thefontnazi:

japesofwrath:

howiviewafrica:

A Urine Powered Generator. An amazing accomplishment by four brilliant girls. The girls are are Duro-Aina Adebola (14), Akindele Abiola (14), Faleke Oluwatoyin (14) and Bello Eniola (15).
 
 
  • 1 Liter of urine gives you 6 hours of electricity.

  • The system works like this:

    • Urine is put into an electrolytic cell, which separates out the hydrogen.
    • The hydrogen goes into a water filter for purification, which then gets pushed into the gas cylinder.
    • The gas cylinder pushes hydrogen into a

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Challenge #00497 - A122: When The Rot Came In

The beginning of the end of Nufurria

(or- I’m *really* curious as to how this society began, what it was like in its heyday, and how interaction with the larger galactic culture changed it.  How do the Nufurrian ‘masters’ see themselves?)

Conception.

“Don’t you get it? We don’t have to be freaks and weirdoes any more! We can take all the furries and otherkin and everybody who loves anthropomorphics and go make a world in our

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Challenge #00496 - A121: Adventures With Incompatible Technology

The robots of Steam-Powered Giraffe meet Van Rijn’s Muses. 

{Fldth-whomp}

“I’m not saying she wasn’t a nice lady, Hatchy, I’m saying you really should have given that big, dangly robot her portal gun back. It’s done weird things to your cannon.”

“I like my new can-non,” grumbled a second voice. Presumably Hatchy.

“I’m k-k-kinda fond of it m-m-m-myself.” said a third. “But it’

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Question: Why was the Doctor Who/SPG fic split into three "acts"? Is that how the show is broadcast in Australia, or was it more to show the...

We get our Who fix via the Interwebs :D But there’s still the three act structure in there. After the teaser, there’s always two fade-to-blacks in the three act style. Especially with the New Who.

So I went with that.

Because I can still dream and aspire to be a Who writer :D

In one day, I upheld the Bechdel test, avoided sexism, included more of the flavour of Original Who, and completely bypassed any of the “

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I just wanted to say that your sprpg thread is one of the best AU fanfics I've ever read. Everything was so perfect, and the references to...

If you’re feeling excess heat from your compy/phone/internet device, that’s probably my blush transmitting over the interwebs :D

[Yes, I am more familiar with tabletop RPGs than JRPGs or any kind of eRPG and it shows. DO let me know when/if I muffin anything up]

I am having immense fun with this story and I’m having trouble stopping. Even though the original idea-haver [hi @princesskittybot!] specifically asked for a set of short one-offs

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minimalistic-future:

zodiacbaby:

here’s some burning sage to cleanse ur blog of bad energies 

I felt obligated to reblog this

It’d be hilarious if reblogging an image of this actually had the same effect for a tumblr dashboard

let’s find out

Some good juju right here.

Bye bye bad energy!

Let’s cleanse this baby!

why do i feel like i have to reblog this

Ah yes

Good.

Just in case

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Challenge #00495 - A120: An Attempt Was Made

And they never spoke of the peanut-butter lobster incident again.

Meals, they said, were a uniting factor. Food, they said, was universal. Humans, they said, would eat anything.

But not this.

Plate after plate after plate of it came back. They were supposed to love lobster! But they were sending this all back with comments like, “it tastes funny” or “I’m allergic to the sauce”.

One of them even came into the kitchens to find Byaadi

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