7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle)
The last one is so cute lol
I believe the ear buds…
The ear buds one HAS to be true.
r: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HEEEELLLPPPPPPPPPPPP
s: i told you not to ride it. now you’re on your own
h: thanks for the ice cream!
[insert horribad honeybee pun here]
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I have an in-joke with my progeny we call “the Fartarsing Competition” which is generally aimed at any kind of road-building activity that’s mostly inactivity designed to impede traffic flow for months on end. You know. Road works.
On our way home from an outing, today, I decided to narrate the local crew allegedly doing something in regards to drainage.
Me: [Bad David Attenborough impression] “We now join the inaction in progress. I see five gentlemen standing
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