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Burpengary East http://www.cmweller.com 12647 posts

Challenge #00043: Time is Money

Time currency and exchange rate issues.

The clerk looked up from the pile of gold coins. “What are these?”

“Quatloos,” said Emris. “My savings. For this holiday.”

“Ah.” The clerk began typing. He was rather handsome for a lizard. With an impressive crest jammed under his ridiculous hat. “I have fifteen planet systems with variations on the Quatloo… Where are you from?”

“Greater Deregulation.”

“Ah.” This time, his voice was sadder. “Hm. We have three of those. May I look at your galactic passport?”

Emris handed it over and took off his infovisor.

The clerk was scrutinizing the stamps. “Mh… Ha! East turn-wise Greater Deregulation… Oh dear.”

Emris put his infovisor back on. “Something… wrong?”

“Your Quatloos… are only worth a handful of Days, even at the best rates. And your planned stay is for… two months.”

“…but I saved up for so long…”

“And that effort should not go unrewarded. Let’s see what I can do for you…” Frantic tapping, beeping and error sounds. “Ah! Yes! I can get you a grand total of of a Standard Year.”

Emris gasped. “How did you manage to do that?”

“Your Quatloos are made out of certain metals… that are worth more than the money they represent.”

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Challenge #00042: Life's Great Mystery

Scott wins a bet with Logan and he divulges wisdom from the mount, including and especially how to get the better of Duncan with his mind and not his fists or powers, with Todd offering to help as an olive branch of peace.

“Told you I could do it.” Scott panted. “Pay up. Enlighten me.”

Logan made a lazy gesture indicating an otherwise neglected bench in Xavier’s extensive gardens. He was never much for talking, even

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Fanfic Time: Don't Pity Me part 54

Very much NSFW fic continued from yesterday:

Fracture Fifty-Four: Trick or Treat

  Hank had replaced his usual slacks and shirt with a couple of animal skins strung strategically over his massive frame, though he wore his uniform pants underneath for the sake of personal modesty. He’d also sprayed a light dusting fake snow over himself.

  “Okay,” said Charles. “Just what–”

  “I’m the abominable snowman,” he announced. “Rarr.”

  Ororo’

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YEAH

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*waits for it*

[From Avengers #106, 1972.]

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“Aww, car…”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA BEST.

“Aw, Satan.”

and it just keeps getting better and better :D

aaaaaaah

oh my god though somebody please

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[Avengers #5, 1963]

…OK!

(Edited previous reply with extra panels and credit.)

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Someone really should save skater boy over there.

It’s baaaaaaaack.

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Satan got his revenge.

iT GOT SO MUCH BETTER HELP

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Fanfic Time: Don't Pity Me part 53

Very much NSFW fic continued from yesterday:

Fracture Fifty-Three: Full Circle, Sort Of

  Another day, another Gym teacher. For as long as it lasted, anyway. Kurt tried not to look wistfully in the direction his troupe was, and put up with the amiable questions about the Centaurs while he waited for the new hire to appear and manage the class.

  Yes, they had two hearts. Yes, they were vegetarian, but they could eat fish, eggs and dairy products. Yes, most of them

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Challenge #00041: The Noodle Incident(s)

There was that one time with the limes, the rhododendron hedge and the grand piano that all parties agreed never to speak of again…

Oh, the potential for each of these. I don’t know which universe to play with. So I’ll play with all of them :)

Amalgam Universe

There is a certain genius for mischief. People who possess it are generally pranksters and the geniuses at it can make their chosen victims laugh at their own predicament.

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Fanfic Time: Don't Pity Me part 52

Very much NSFW fic continued from yesterday:

Fracture Fifty-Two: Home and Healing

  “*Some*body *sco-ored*…” sang a voice as Kurt escorted Kitty back towards the Institute.

  “Clappe, Andrei,” Kurt told him. “Go find some clover, or something.”

  Andrei emerged from the shrubbery, toothpick worrying at some greenery in his teeth. “Hey, come on. *I* can smell it on you and you're *downwind*. How long do you think you’re going to last against

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Challenge #00040: The Shocking Truth.

An outsider to everything talks about seeing something they shouldn’t, fully knowing the ramifications of their seeing will impact the entire world they live in.

Shayde knew she was on time. She checked the chrono four times after she heard Rael’s voice in the negotiations room. He was, apparently, talking in some variety of Bird. One of the languages that gave her ‘universal translator’ ability trouble. Something about beaks…

This was one of those negotiation

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Challenge #00039: The Doctor is in

Anywhere in the story: “It never ceased to amaze him how little the world seemed to care about those it had little use for.” Also include a banana.

London was overgrown. Those bits that were left were barely holding together. And still, someone took the time to write on walls.

It was a warning. Red was a difficult colour for paint in this kind of arena, but someone had still taken the time to make a bright red paint. And

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Fanfic Time: Don't Pity Me part 51

Very much NSFW fic continued from yesterday:

Fracture Fifty-One: Peace in Another’s Arms (part three)

  Just as soon as she recovered from the last orgasm, he began working on the next. Kitty was dazed. She’d already come - what? Fifteen times? And *he* had yet to fill her with his seed.

  “What are you?” Kitty panted as he began the short-stroke trick again, pressing against her cervix once for every ten thrusts. “Some kinda superman?

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Four frightening words:

I found some lumps.

They’re in my right chestal region and there’s about three of the fuckers. They were not there last week, I swear.

They hurt. They’re huge. They give me stabbing pains every now and again to remind me that life is going to suck for an indeterminate time in the future.

I did take them to the doctor. Yay. I’m not that pathetic. He says they’re most likely to

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