"Look I'm okay with you scapegoating this onto me-"
"But next time warn me first. Do you know how hard it is to turn a weak lie into a strong one with no background info?" -- OohLookShiny
"Okay," Marvin allowed. "But... I still need to know why. Most people react to being pushed under the omnibus with vengeance."
Lady Anthe sat on the table so she could level a glare at the Human Fighter. "I'm a Kobold. The first name I ever owned was 'Thief'. I've been a scapegoat so long and so often that I might as well have horns, give milk, and go 'mna-a-a-a'."
"It's scary that you do that so accurately," said Marvin.