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Challenge me?

Posting fanfic isn’t going to help me be a better writer [New year’s resolution#1: Work to improve myself] but it is going to attract my old fans, which means more readers. I need readers :)

So. Along side the fanficcery that promises to become a long-standing tradition in this blog [over 100 fanfics, remember?] I am going to accept challenges from my audience. Send me a springboard/prompt. A favourite phrase, a title of some media you love, ask a question about my pet universe[chronicled partially here], even an In-a With-a While-a*.

I will concoct a drabble or a short story right here on my blog. Just for you.

*In-a With-a While-a is a game from Theatre Sports, where actors improvised a scene based on “in a [Place] with a [anything, really] while a [event]”. Short stories concocted this way may be ‘Plot-What-Plot’s. You have been warned.

Questions may be answered factually as well as fictionally. You get to decide which is which. You can use my Ask box, Submissions box or use an answer. I don’t mind either.

This challenge will be reposted when I’ve run out of springboards.

Challenge #00011: One Fine Day at Genracon (rebloggable by request)

Evoverse or Flotsamverse: The X-Men go to a con, in cosplay or out (Kurt keeps getting compliments on his “costume” regardless). Geeking out and crime-fighting ensue.

(#00011)

“He’s gone to ground in something called jen-ra-con,” The Professor frowned. “Either I’m getting a lot of static or… something is wrong. Nobody there looked at all human.”

Sara glared at him. “You’re kidding me. This high a concentration of freaks

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Evoverse or Flotsamverse: The X-Men go to a con, in cosplay or out (Kurt keeps getting compliments on his "costume" regardless). Geeking...

(#00011)

“He’s gone to ground in something called jen-ra-con,” The Professor frowned. “Either I’m getting a lot of static or… something is wrong. Nobody there looked at all human.”

Sara glared at him. “You’re kidding me. This high a concentration of freaks and weirdos and none of you has heard of Genracon? The biggest month-long geek-out known to fandomkind?”

“I heard of it,” said Kurt.

“Trek,

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Fanfic Time: Don't Pity Me part 18

Very much NSFW fic continued from yesterday:

Fracture Eighteen: Hess’ Games: Blind Man’s Bluff

[AN: Yes! I *am* playing fast&loose with ComicContinuity! Thankyou for noticing ^_^ ]

  When Kitty came back, Kurt was kneeling on the floor and rocking back and forth with the jar in his arms. He was singing a lullaby in German and crying.

  This was scary.

  “Kurt?”

  “I didn’t know. He was born and died and I didn’t

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myampgoesto11: Pedro Reyes: Imagine Imagine is a set of 50 musical instruments fabricated out of destroyed weapons - revolvers, shot-guns,...

myampgoesto11:

Pedro Reyes: Imagine

Imagine is a set of 50 musical instruments fabricated out of destroyed weapons – revolvers, shot-guns, machine-guns, etc. This work is a progression of Palas por Pistolas (2008), where 1527 weapons were melted and made into the same number of shovels to plant 1527 trees. In April this year I got a call from the government who had learned about Palas por Pistolas, they told me a public destruction of weapons was to take place in Ciudad Juarez and

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Genderswap Todd & Sara?

(#00010)

“On the plus side, that outfit looks better.”

Sara continued to glare daggers at Forge. She -currently ‘he’, if only physically- did look trim and toned in what could only be described as an olive-khaki swimsuit without the shoulder straps.

Todd did not look any better as a girl, either. His/her uniform was not flattering on either gender. “Dayumn, this does make my ass look big…”

“It shouldn’t matter for

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Fanfic Time: Don't Pity Me part 17

Very much NSFW fic continued from yesterday:

Fracture Seventeen: Hess’ Games: Hide And Seek

[AN: You’re gonna have to wait at least a chapter before you find out

about Kitty. Ha! >:) ]

  Underground. Dark. Smells bad. Old blood.

  Monsters restless. Feel sick.

  Something else. Bad Time smell. _Nacht in der Blute_ and stale sex. Bad. Very bad.

  Kurt flickered into wakefulness. Barely. Head was full of fog. Katzchen? Tied up. Can barely move. Katzchen hanging. Harness. Still breathing. Looks

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Watching an alien home shopping channel, while drunk, and ordering some very interesting things (bonus: the aftermath of said shopping...

(#00009)

Hwell Barrow, bored and forbidden from talking to anyone outside of the hostel in person, was channel surfing the local entertainment feeds. At least Ax'and'l had forgotten about requesting an absence of mini-bar, thus lending an element of entertainment to his otherwise dull evening.

That green stuff. It really packed a whallop.

He didn’t understand a word they were saying. But that didn’t stop him making up stories as he watched. Two green things with violently vibrant

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About Male Privilege: iamthelittlefish: My mom thinks that my hairy armpits are 'unsanitary'...

About Male Privilege: iamthelittlefish: My mom thinks that my hairy armpits are ‘unsanitary’...

iamthelittlefish:

My mom thinks that my hairy armpits are 'unsanitary' and 'unsightly', that I 'look like a monkey' and that I'm 'one of very, very few people' who don't shave.

PLEASE reblog this is you're a female who doesn't shave, whether it be legs, armpits, or pubes. She really…

Free range legs, here. I only shave my pits when I’m wearing tank tops.

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Fanfic Time: Don't Pity Me part 16

Very much NSFW fic continued from yesterday:

Fracture Sixteen: Things That Make You Go AUGH!

  “Twongngngng…” said Kurt, making rubber-band-flicking motions with his hands.

  Kitty was already helpless with laughter. “Stoppit… You fuzzy sadist… Oh, my ribs… like, *owww*… I’m dying…”

  Kurt laughed, also reliving the funniest, most sadistic short he'd ever seen on the screen. It was worth it to see her laughing again. She was so tense about

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"Being able to talk to animals isn't as great a gift as you'd think."

(#00008)

Presented here for your education, a man who should have been aware of the axiom, “Be careful what you wish for.” John neglected to think first and wish later, and now he is destined to live the rest of his life… in the Twilight Zone.

John staggers down the street. It would be hard for the casual observer to guess that he had once been a doctor. Or even a man of high class. His eyes are ringed

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A mad scientist, a minion, and fire-breathing sheep.

(#00007)

“IT’S ALIVE! IT’S ALIVE!”

“Yes, master.” Igor had always agreed that being agreeable lead to a longer life. Broaching the niggling little problem in a delicate way was going to be… problematic at best.

“Go, my beautiful creation! Go and create marvellous havoc on those unsuspecting rubes!”

The creature lurched off the slab, belched fire, and said, “Baaa?”

Of all the mad geniuses to sign up with, he

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