Realm of the InterNutter

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Testing the media: Weighed and found wanting

I’ve told my spawn about the Bechdel Test, and come up with a comparative test of my own.

And let me tell you, it’s a hard test for most movies to pass.

I’m calling it the “Brown Test” lest egomania strike me down and I name it after myself. Who the hell would want to pass the ‘Nutter Test? But I digress.

The Bechdel Test goes thusly:

1) Does the movie/show contain at least two women?
2) Do they both have names?
3) Do they share a conversation?
4) And is that conversation about something other than men?

It’s a presence/representation test, not the measure of a good movie. There’s lots of good movies out there and many of my personal favourites completely fail this test.

Lots and pots of them fail the following one.

The Brown Test asks:

1) Does the movie/show contain at least two people of colour?
2) Do they have names?
3) Do they share a conversation?
4) Does that conversation successfully avoid a negative stereotype?

That’s a hard, hard test to follow. Ironically, I think a few “blaxploitation” films managed to pass.

The only modern film I can think of that passes both tests [though it’s a narrow squeak with the second] is Wreck-it Raplh. I kid you not. Vanellope and Calhoun exchange lines (briefly) and some of the Nicelanders are POC, named (AFIR) and avoid stereotypes in the brief scene where they all speak.

The Bechdel Test opened a lot of minds to the presence of ladies on screen. I’m almost positive that most movies at least include one we-have-to-pass-this-thing, one-line-each exchange between two named girls on the screen. That’s what I call “squeaking through on a technicality”. And given the insulting level of some of these exchanges… I’d rather the movie fail than try this badly.

I’m hoping that the Brown Test opens some minds. But really, you can apply the same rule-set with sensible adjustments to any underrepresented group. Trans* folks, LGBTIAQ, healthy fat people, the differently abled… it goes on and on and on.

And I’m already aware that you can’t make a good movie that passes every last test humankind can devise.

I just want them to try a little harder.

That’s not too much to ask, is it?

sweet-land-of-libertea: thackerybinxx: shinga-tumblr: It's okay kitten, I too have been that drunk OH my GOD infomercial kitten. why is...

sweet-land-of-libertea:

thackerybinxx:

shinga-tumblr:

It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk

OH my GOD

infomercial kitten.

why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95


I can’t stop laughing.

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Star Trekking across the Universe...

I’ve actually already written a little snippet for this, but I’d like to see what you do. First Contact scenario with an explorator ship, and a bridge officer says to Captain James, completely seriously, “It’s life Jim, but not as we know it”. Cue laughing and singing from someone else on the bridge, a classic sci-fi and filk fan, just as the first audio transmissions between the two species start.

(#00099)

There is a

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Fanfic Time: X-Wars, part 30

Continued from yesterday, concluding today:

  ‘I want… I want respect,’ said Jason at last, 'I want to get what I deserve, to live proper. Like you said…er…. boss, I’m better than those bums, I got powers. Why the hell should I live in the streets?’

  Magneto nodded. 'Well said,’ he rumbled, 'and you’re right, it is a great injustice that people such as us should be treated so by the

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Clean energy

Fusion Power has been “thirty years away” for more than thirty years now, due to a combination of lack of funding and public apprehension about anything with the word “nuclear” appended to it. What would it take to change that?

(#00098)

“What, all of it?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Even the shale?”

“Yes, sir.”

All of the coal. All of the oil.”

Weatherby began to wonder how many different ways

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Fanfic Time: X-Wars, part 29

Continued from yesterday:

  When the X-Men finally left the sewers, it was with heavy hearts and a sense of importunable dread at something indefinable, yet close. None of them could forget the rainbow of expressions flitting fitfully across Nightcrawler’s face, and Scott might have given his eye teeth to have Jean there as telepathic translator, had he not been so certain to keep her away from all things blue and fuzzy.

  Nightcrawler was even more het up about this whole

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Sapient's Rights

Humanity finally recognises another species on this planet as sapient, and deserving of more than animal rights, even if those are different to human rights… and all it took was them beating us over our collective heads with a metaphorical stick.

(#00097)

We swim. We hunt. We talk. They used us, the land-walkers. Experimented on us. Made us into weapons. Made us into things to render safe their horrible devices.

They are clever, those land-walkers. But not clever enough.

We have

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Fanfic Time: X-Wars, part 28

Continued from yesterday:

  ‘It’s just the time of year,’ sighed the winged woman, 'makes me think sad things, sometimes.’

  'Like what?’

  'Like my family.’

  Niota’s face crinkled with confusion, 'why’s it sad to have a family. I like having a family, even if we’re not properly related or nuthin’.’

  Kaze smiled warmly at the little figure, 'I’m not sad becaue I have a family, I&

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Time Cop's dilemma.

A Time Cop’s reaction to being told he has to undo something that a time traveller did to change history (against the law), but reduced human suffering across history.

If you want, use the Ancient China uplift from earlier?

(#00096)

Lynn stared at the picture. “That’s Evan Miikos. One of the pioneers of time travel. I’m supposed to arrest him?”

“A version of him, at any rate. We’ve detected a major

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Fanfic Time: X-Wars, part 27

Continued from yesterday:

  After the fiasco with the paints, lights and the spaghetti, the Warren decided that some sort of ‘proper’ decoration was needed.

  So it was that, after fishing up some funding the, Humane Foundation started to be decked in large amounts of gold and silver tinsel.

  Everyone joined in, Kaze and Warren flew round the rooms, hanging decorations on hard to reach nooks and crannies in the walls. Sandra organized teams of volunteers, putting them to tasks ranging

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Well, that's unusual...

Sara is well-known - some might say almost infamous - for her ability to leave others confused and speechless without even really working at it or meaning to do so, just by simply wondering about something out loud.

So turn that around - have someone else’s offhanded remark or casually-voiced idle thought leave her thrown off-guard and quietly puzzled by its randomness.

(#00095)

“Food and politics are intrinsically linked, it goes back further than Jesus sharing bread with the

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Fanfic Time: X-Wars, part 26

Continued from yesterday:

  Nightcrawler surveyed the winged man for a moment, looking for any sign of deceit in his angelic features, but finding none.

  “Thank you.” He said finally.

  “No problem.” Warren smiled.

  “Now…if you could find that coat?”

  “You’re just gonna leave?” Warren was flabbergasted. “What about the others? Logan? Niota? JEAN?”

  Nightcrawler arched a brow at the way he emphasised her name.

  “What about them?

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tomithejellyfish: people who correct your grammar on the internet are the lowest forms of life like you understand what im saying you just...

tomithejellyfish:

people who correct your grammar on the internet are the lowest forms of life like you understand what im saying you just have a petty superiority complex it’s not even like you want me to learn proper grammar you’re just being a little shitlord who wants to feel like you’re better and smarter than someone you’re unnecessary and i pity you

Sorry, Tom, but there are some of us out there who feel every grammatical error like

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Challenge #00094: Glee?

Glee, Scott and BIG expectations.

Scott straightened his tie before he knocked on the door. It was one of those doors that had complicated directions to reach. If Sara were here, she’d be humming bits from Phantom of the Opera. Just as well that she was doing something obscure and possibly fascinating somewhere else on the planet.

The name Glee conjured to the brain some chirpy, grown-up version of Orphan Annie. Someone who could burst out into song at a

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