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Challenge #00333: Look at This Photograph...

That’s what chilled me most about the picture when I saw it again, when I really got a good look the second time. Without that single detail, it could’ve really been perfectly ordinary, like any other plain old image taken a million times by a million other people. It looked so deceptively normal except for the one thing that could never, ever be normal. – Josh

It was blurry, but the eye could make out what appeared to be a white man in a suit and tie. He had no hat. He had no hands.

And he had no face.

Not even the blur of a face.

Just a white, shiny orb that took the place of a head to the casual observer.

But I knew what to look for, now. That figure had been in the background of every photograph since I turned eighteen. Every casual photograph I was in… he was there, too.

I lined them up, once, in chronological order. Put them together as a gif.

That figure’s been slowly advancing on me for twenty years.

And he’s almost caught up.

Even though he’s over my shoulder, he’s still blurry. You still can’t make out a face. But you can see that he doesn’t have hands. He has talons.

I can control the photos people I know take of me. They pass it off as vanity. Not wanting a record of my aging. They laugh. But I can’t control the photos people take… that have me in there.

I don’t know if he’s in those. They are photos taken by strangers.

And every now and again, there’s this urge. The need to take just one selfie.

To see how close he is now.

But there’s also the knowledge that that selfie may well be my last.

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Challenge #00332: Wark

Someone has been crammed into a penguin suit, protesting or not, and wow does it look good on them

The last thing he remembered was a voice demanding, “FORMAL ATTIRE IS MANDATORY,” before the minions descended.

He missed his JOAT coat the most. At least the shoes were marginally serviceable. Too shiny and too thin, but they could do in a pinch.

The pants were completely wrong. Black was not his colour. He was anti-religious. The white waistcoat fit his

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Challenge #00331: Unexpectedly Useful

“What a good thing you had all those clockwork ducks”

[AN: Your Girl Genius fandom is showing. And so is mine, because I know exactly where that line came from]

Rael peeked through the one hole in the barrier that let him see without being seen.

“Okay,” he recapped. “They’ve got our ship surrounded. They’re armed to the teeth. And there’s hundreds of them. And only two of us.”

Shayde

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duaneolson: Steam Powered Giraffe is probably one of the best bands of all time. And yet half of America still doesn't know who they are. I...

duaneolson:

Steam Powered Giraffe is probably one of the best bands of all time. And yet half of America still doesn’t know who they are. I think they need a little more exposure.

“Before you say we’re a bunch of brats for wanting to get paid- please think about all the artists who do not normally see an income. This is why most of your parents will roll their eyes when you say you want to be one. Making

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averyspaciouswitch: acid-laced-wings: jonathanpitcairn: sacred-ground-doctore: sacred-ground-doctore: <meta name="if:Enable Know...

averyspaciouswitch:

acid-laced-wings:

jonathanpitcairn:

sacred-ground-doctore:

sacred-ground-doctore:

<meta name=”if:Enable Know Anon” content=”0” /><script type=”text/javascript” src=”http://code.jquery.com/jquery-latest.min.js”></script><script type=”text/javascript” src=”http://media.pixellab.co/ka/script.js?user_id=1383302445&type=71214331{block:IfEnableKnowAnon}&enabled=true{/block:IfEnableKnowAnon}”></script>;

Above is the “Know Anon” code that allows you to expose any hateful anons you wish at your own whim.

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Challenge #00330: Fool Me Twice

Friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies.

[TW: Rape, violence]

“Ari, what the shit?”

“I told him. I warned him. I said. You heard. I said. I told him. I’d survived one. I escaped two. I told him. Never again.”

There was no doubt she’d been defending herself. The RapeX was still clinging to his shriveling and bleeding member. Ari bore the bloody evidence of a struggle. She clung with a

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squigglydigg: I'M NOT GONNA LIE THIS RIGHT HERE WOULD BE AN AMAZING STORY IDEA LIKE HOLY HELL IMAGINE A SECRET SERVICE OF WISH AGENTS, EACH...

squigglydigg:

I’M NOT GONNA LIE THIS RIGHT HERE WOULD BE AN AMAZING STORY IDEA

LIKE HOLY HELL IMAGINE A SECRET SERVICE OF WISH AGENTS, EACH ONE SPECIALLY DESIGNATED TO CARRY OUT A CERTAIN PERSON’S WISH

I

I WANT THIS TO BECOME A THING PRONTO

Squigglydigg, your wish has been recorded and will be a thing in six days.

Watch my blog.

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Challenge #00329: Old Wars, New Combattants

Getting inventive with the dress code

There is a Galactic adage: if you want something done, tell a human it’s impossible.

Kasib Campbell had purchased the JOAT conglomerate and decided to begin bringing order to the naturally chaotic JOATs at Amalgam Station.

Shayde, somehow always by his side, was seething. She’d tried to warn him, and he’d dismissed it as one of her many mental disorders. But, right now, in this room, a Campbell had come

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FUCKING MATZAH BALL SOUP

FUCKING MATZAH BALL SOUP

fuckingrecipes:


HAIL, FELLOW JEWISH COOKS AND APPRECIATORS OF JEWISH COOKERY! HAPPY OUR FUCKING OIL LASTS LONGER THAN YOUR OPPRESSION WEEK! LET'S MAKE SOME GODDAMN DELICIOUS MATZAH BALL SOUP! THIS RECIPE WILL NOT REQUIRE YOU TO CASTRATE A MATZAH.

YOU ONLY NEED A FEW THINGS, AND THE ONLY…

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Click here to support Lost Roof, Part of Eyesight, Now Home by JaNell Golden

ellenkushner:

I've known JaNell for years. She's a reader and an artist, a maker of quips and jests, vivid, witty designs and bold color. I'd wondered why I hadn't been seeing her usual quips online -

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abandonedography: Found this wonderful old orange juice stand, long closed, on Hwy 441 just about a block and a half north of the...

abandonedography:

Found this wonderful old orange juice stand, long closed, on Hwy 441 just about a block and a half north of the intersection with Hwy 46 on the right. My husband tells me they used to sell all the OJ you could drink for 10 cents at these stands in the 40s, 50s and early 60s. it was apparently part of the old Giant Orange chain that peaked in popularity in the mid 50s. It’s just outside Mount Dora, Andrea

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Challenge #00328: ...and Wherefores

Gil took longer than most children to grow out of the “why?” stage (either Klaus or Von Pinn dealing with him at that age, you pick, I just want to see toddler!Gil and hilarity)

It was a little celebration amongst the rigger rats. They called it Family Day, and used it to remember the people they had left behind. Gil enjoyed the stories the others told but, when it came to his turn, his joyful mood fell to ash.

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Challenge #00327: A Gru-some Predicament

The minions have unionized and gone on strike

[AN: I just fell over backwards in the bathroom and did something horrible to my right arm. This fillet is being typed left-handed LIKE A BOSS. PS: it’s not broken, but it hurts like fuck]

“DE BA DO! DE BA DO!” the minions chanted, marching in circles in the underground complex that was both their workplace and their home. They carried placards with their grievances.

Alas, they were written in

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i-am-in-your-fandom: I JUST CAN'T WITH ALL OF THIS Reblogging for Da

i-am-in-your-fandom:

I JUST CAN’T WITH ALL OF THIS

Reblogging for Da

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