Realm of the InterNutter

Thoughts, stories and ideas.

Come up to the lab, see what's on the slab...

A Frankenstein-esque mad scientist (re)creates life from parts of the dead, and one of the first responses from his new (female) creation is an exploratory grope and a frustrated…

“Dammit, you could’ve at least tried to get a matching pair…”

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“What? They aren’t the same size? But the clothing label on your donor said D cup…”

“This one is a thirty-five D,” explained the monster, juggling a bosom. “This one is a thirty D. The cup size

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Look what the humans of the manor have to put up with

See, Rabbit? Hatchworth and Mayor McToilet know they did something bad

Nobody knew how it happened. Not even Rabbit, who had had the wild flight of imagination to begin with.

Later inquiry revealed that Peter VI had left Steve in charge. Steve left Walter Girl Carolina in charge, who had then promoted Walter Girl Paige. She, in turn, left Michael Reed in charge. Michael noticed that he was

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Challenge #00400 - A035: The Growing List of Things Rabbit Should Never Do Again

Challenge #00400 - A035: The Growing List of Things Rabbit Should Never Do Again

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aAnd thatas when I discovered my hoodie could get stuck on my nosea

aShe walked in-to a pole five times,a added Hatchworth.

aWhat? It was a fre-freindly p-p-pole.a

aNot that friendly,a noted The Spine. aIt knocked half your face off.a

aIt was t-t-t-t-tryina ta help, Tha Spine. Not its fault…

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Sloe gin fizzes were like a grown-up version of a milkshake - sweet and creamy and too easy to overindulge on. Much to her dismay the next...

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Ow.

It wasn’t the usual “one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor” kind of headache. Those could usually be dealt with by a Tums, a Tylenol, and two bottles of gatorade.

This was knives-in-the-head painful.

Euw. Her entire left side was sticky.

And she was lying on a lot of sharpish, hard, painful objects.

Did she fall asleep in a Lego bin again?

She risked opening an eye.

An abominably cheerful metal face was staring back at her. It

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How I have felt, on occasion.

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Critical system Error at WhattheflyingF.exe
Restoring brain from backup. – RecklessPrudence

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“You broke him!”

“Nah-uh. You broke him!”

“You’re the one who told him the fifth pun!”

“Did not!”

“Did too!”

Billie the Walter Girl sighed and reached for the Number Five hammer. About thirty PSI seemed about right.

{CLANG!}

“Somebody told a pun,” complained The Spine as he rebooted.

“Yeah, your logic circuits

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Challenge #00279: Welcome Walter's Metal Men

Challenge #00279: Welcome Walter's Metal Men

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Steam Powered Giraffe are in the x-verse, only theyare really mechanical men (made by someone with Forge-like skill) or living-metal mutants (similar to Colossus). Your choice.

aSaraa| What the hell?a

aDun ma'e me smi'ea|a Sara said, drawing on her face with metallic paint. She was wearing,…

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Challenge #00269: Vamping it Up

Challenge #00269: Vamping it Up

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Pierce Opal Silkyoak goes to a swanky vampire party :P

[AN: Smartarse]

She wore black, of course. Black with lots and lots of jet beads that made it shimmered in any available light. A well-selected scattering of diamonds and gold ensured that there would always, always be light.

The rest of…

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League of Legends

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Flirt with a gamer guy who plays League of Legends, convinces me to install League of Legends. Before I play League of Legends the guy reveals he is a massive douche. UNINSTALL LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

Flirt with another gamer guy who plays League of Legends, convinces me to install League of Legends. Before I play League of Legends the guy reveals he is a massive douche. UNINSTALL LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

Flirt with ANOTHER gamer guy who plays League of Legends, convinces

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FYI

Sanity Days are good.

You should allow yourself at least one per month.

An entire day to waste feels so firkin great. And when you get back to the daily grind? It’s from a place of calm and contentment.

So take a day to enjoy things. Big or small. You’ll feel way better.

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tafkarfanfic: This fandom is awesome.You Tumblr-folk, you Game of Thrones and ASOIAF fans, you are all amazing. All that eyeliner in the...

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This fandom is awesome.

You Tumblr-folk, you Game of Thrones and ASOIAF fans, you are all amazing. All that eyeliner in the photo came running off right after because I was crying from how amazing this fandom is. I said I would donate another $100 and I did, but you did so much. You stepped up, you donated, you volunteered, and you helped real people who have been raped or sexually assaulted.

All the donations, all the messages you sent, all

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Challenge #00857-B126: Wake up and Smell the Progress

‘We had a perfectly good slow rolling apocalypse going on before you decided to get involved, you know.’ they said, after a long pause.

‘Now you have a fast apocalypse. Rejoice; progress has come to you.’

She didn’t struggle very hard when they dragged her down into the
catacombs. And she really shouldn’t have been surprised that all the
members of the Secret Cabal were all chairmembers of various Big
Corporate Entities.

“Lord Monsando. Does this belong to you?

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