Self-Shill Saturday

A 47-post collection

One Day of Nothing

After I've done the whole Instant Story thing and the sales shill for this week, I have nothing planned.

That special kind of nothing where you just slouch around in your pajamjams all day and do whatever the fuck you want. Nap, watch horrible tv. Firkin shitpost about your favourite fictional arsehole1 whilst also writing some angstfic. You know. The fun nothing.

Meanwhile, my Beloved didn't come home from work, last night, and I'm officially worried. It's probably a combo of gigantic work SNAFU and napping in the office. Followed, I hope, by a rare day off.

There's plans for a birthday party tomorrow for myself and KIABIL. I have no idea when or where it is because nobody tells me crap. I just know it's happening tomorrow.

I wish I had my Beloved to cuddle, today, but there's still the hope of tomorrow. It'd have to be a MASSIVE clusterfuck to miss the birthversary of their brother.

UPDATE: Beloved sent me a telegram. They're fine. Late night fuckup at the office that went on into the early morning. They crashed there and just recently achieved consciousness.

It's unknown at this point whether or not they're coming home yet.

Ugh.

If I actually had an income, we wouldn't have to put up with this crap so much. And if I want one of those, I should bloody get on with it.

  1. Those of you who follow me on Tumblr already know that that's Taako from The Adventure Zone: Balance Arc.

Seven Hundred and Thirty-two stories. Two anthologies.All inspired by prompts from readers just like you!You can own all of these in...

Seven Hundred and Thirty-two stories. Two anthologies.

All inspired by prompts from readers just like you!

You can own all of these in collated collections, cleansed of catastrophic errata and just plain doofus mistakes.

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Sahra only wanted one thing - a better life for her family. Unfortunately, she's currently on the bottom end of the status ladder and...

Sahra only wanted one thing - a better life for her family. Unfortunately, she’s currently on the bottom end of the status ladder and literally has no power over anything.

Until she meets some of the rebels and discovers her mental powers are more than anyone would assume, leading her into a rollercoaster ride of stealth and intrigue that culminates in her becoming an Ambassador for her people.

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T'reka just wanted to learn. Unfortunately for her, her entire species views scientific thinking as a form of insanity. And when she wants...

T'reka just wanted to learn. Unfortunately for her, her entire species
views scientific thinking as a form of insanity. And when she wants to
learn all about the various venomous, poisonous, and outright deadly
life forms on a land mass named Toxic Island, you can almost see why.
Little did she know that when she committed her life to the study of
this strange and hostile land, there was already a colony of monsters
setting up housekeeping. Now she’s face-to-face

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Specially gathered and collated for your convenience. All prior spelling mistakes and errata corrected for your comfort.A minimum of three...

Specially gathered and collated for your convenience. All prior spelling mistakes and errata corrected for your comfort.

A minimum of three hundred and sixty-five stories per anthology.

Stories carefully crafted from prompts submitted by people like you!

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Sahra Johnston started as the lowest class of slave. Then at six, she accidentally joined the rebellion against her masters and gave her...

Sahra Johnston started as the lowest class of slave. Then at six, she
accidentally joined the rebellion against her masters and gave her new
allies more than a few nefarious ideas. By the age of nine, she’d turned
five systems on their heads and faced down people who could literally eat her alive. And now she’s toe-to-toe against the united forces of the
Galactic Alliance.
Hevun help THEM.

Part three of the Hevun’s Child Trilogy! Yours for

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Things are not going well for the Rebellion. Their leading strategical genius is missing, presumed dead. Complete with a tearful farewell....

Things are not going well for the Rebellion. Their leading strategical
genius is missing, presumed dead. Complete with a tearful farewell.
Enemy forces herded her into certain death. Their only hope is to
continue trying the tricks she taught them, and praying for salvation.
But the Majestrix -may she die a million excruciating deaths- is lording
her small victory over her political rivals. And when a message comes to the Rebellion from an enemy listening post that isn’t a listening

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Sahra was on the opposite side of the station to Ore Processing when it blew up. For a tunnel rat and a slave, this means nothing but...

Sahra was on the opposite side of the station to Ore Processing when it
blew up. For a tunnel rat and a slave, this means nothing but trouble.
But for Sahra, that’s just the beginning.
Her people need a Saviour
to lead them to freedom, but no such person dare volunteer with the
Masters’ guns ready to fire at all times. What harm could there be in
doing a few things to help the Saviour finally turn up?
As

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Three hundred and sixty-six stories a day, saved here in easy-accessformat - plus an extra bonus story! No need to go trawling through the...

Three hundred and sixty-six stories a day, saved here in
easy-accessformat - plus an extra bonus story! No need to go trawling
through the author’s blog for the originals. Every spelling error and
factual mistake has been corrected for your convenience. One year of
hard work, and you decide the price!

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T'reka just wanted to learn. Unfortunately for her, her entire species views scientific thinking as a form of insanity. And when she wants...

T'reka just wanted to learn. Unfortunately for her, her entire species
views scientific thinking as a form of insanity. And when she wants to
learn all about the various venomous, poisonous, and outright deadly
life forms on a land mass named Toxic Island, you can almost see why.
Little did she know that when she committed her life to the study of
this strange and hostile land, there was already a colony of monsters
setting up housekeeping. Now she’s face-to-face

Read more »