Well geez
GEE I FUCKING WONDER WHY THIS MIGHT BE
YEAH WHAT A MYSTERY
Hmmm…
World’s everytime connect-the-dots anti-champion, ladies and gentlemen.

Well geez
GEE I FUCKING WONDER WHY THIS MIGHT BE
YEAH WHAT A MYSTERY
Hmmm…
World’s everytime connect-the-dots anti-champion, ladies and gentlemen.

An old notebook, to be precise. An old notebook with an unpublished AU fanfic in it.
The title is Non Compos Mentis. It features a younger Sara making friends with Wanda in the insane asylum.
Want to see? Or is that a silly question?
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yes except more food.
Reblogging for GPOY
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In a- alley!
With a- small dog!
While a- dark elf curses!
(#00052)
The right hand rule, Drixxt was certain, was leading him in circles. His native ability for navigating in the dark, being a Dark Elf, was failing him because this place, despite being allegedly on the surface had levels of darkness below and beyond[1] the levels of ‘stygian’. Drixxt suspected this was the sort of darkness you got before light had come by to make things all
Read more »Continued from yesterday:
Kurt woke up. There wasn’t straw any more, but a warm blanket. A pillow. A *bed*.
And he’d lost Mama’s rosary.
Was it a sign? Was God telling him his prayers were useless? Or was it a test?
He pulled aside the door that concealed his resting place, looking around. Nobody nearby, but it smelled like someone was cooking.
“My ass you don’t need looking after, Cee,” someone was
Read more »for every single person who reblogs this, i will put a song in their inbox based solely on their blog content (and possibly theme).
good luck with my blog
2377 and I still get one (and an accurate one), he is good !
she <3 haha why thank you!
What shall mine be, I wonder?
Read more »More energy from less coal with almost zero pollution
Any bets as to whether or not this actually becomes a thing?
Read more »The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.
The internet is over, everyone can go home
It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.
My life is complete.
Game over.
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In-a: Ancient Greece/Rome (your choice, but traveler is stuck with no way of returning to home time)
With-a: Time Travel Cheat Sheet (link #1, link #2, or just Google Image Search Time Travel Cheat Sheet)
While-a: Citizen is being obstructionistBonus if you show the aftermath, and how half-remembered History lessons and the cheat sheet avoided the Dark Ages
It should have worked. It was perfectly calculated down to the second.
But Evan had forgotten about planetary motion through time. He was
Read more »Continued from yesterday:
Kurt’s head was spinning. The last thing he knew, he’d fallen asleep in the stuffy atmosphere of the tarp. Then, when he woke up, he was staring at Mama. Sort of.
She *looked* like Mama. Except she wore a scarf. And she spoke so *differently*.
Kurt was confused.
Maybe he’d gone to Heaven and wasn’t quite aware, yet. Suffocation was bound to have done something to him. All the angels were
Read more »1. Suddenly, a watermelon.
2. “A pineapple, perfect! The cardboard warriors have almost reached the second staircase and we need ammunition. Now hand me my gunana.”
3. The Nerf Gun Wars of ‘06
(#00050)
“Pew! Pew!”
“Pew! Pew! Pew!”
“Shayde, what the flying flakk–?”
She grinned from behind her cardboard visor. She was using a banana as an imaginary gun and apparently shooting by saying, “Pew!”
“War games,”
Read more »Once upon a time, someone called Quazar made a delicious six-page comic about a little fuzzy elf and a horrible, horrible situation. The remains of said comic (minus first page) can be found in the scraps section of this Deviantart account.
Quazar now prefers Enolianslave and has forgotten the rest of the original story. Meeps.
Anyway, onwards with the ficcage:
Disclaimer: The plotbunny comes from Quazar’s delicious comic… all six pages of it [waaannnnt mooooorrrre!]. Kurt Wagner and any
Read more »Said defunct laptop has been restored to functionality once more. Yay.
…yknow. In case anyone cared…
My WIP’s back up and running and heading towards 35K at a rate of knots.
Shall let you know when I hit 40K and how much more trouble I have to put my characters through.
Big thanks and kisses to my grand fixer-upperer :)
Read more »The Scooter Conspiracy is defeated, albeit temporarily, when educator Scott correlates grade reduction with youth pranks of exuberance. Storm makes an appearance.
“You’ve all heard the news. Sara Louise Adrien and Mortimer Thaddeus Toynbee are now officially engaged, an item, and allowed to go out. With my blessing.” Scott cleared his throat. “This has not stopped what is known as the Scooter Conspiracy from continuing to target me as a favoured victim in your pranks.”
The
Read more »One shot Odo/Kira fluff, from the depths of my extensive archives.
I haven’t counted, but I’m willing to bet I’ve got at least one hundred fanfics in varying stages of completion. And those are the ones that made it as far as my compy… Yikes.
Fanfic below the cut:
Disclaimer: Paramount does what Paramount does best - marketing the living s–t out of their products; and I do what I do best
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