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Challenge #00426 - A051: When You Meet a Stranger...

K'iiv and Del are adorable, how did they meet/begin their relationship?

K'iiv preened his plumage nervously. He hated meeting new people. All the good advice for conquering social anxiety never, ever worked. It was either completely wrong for the situation or just… completely wrong.

Nevertheless, he attempted to use them anyway.

Going into a situation without a plan was infinitely less preferable than going in with a bad one.

Today’s plan was, picture the stranger without their feathers

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thefinespine: just another typical peteriris sketch pile, sort of lackluster today, sort of inspired by this fic which is kind of like a...

thefinespine:

just another typical peteriris sketch pile, sort of lackluster today, sort of inspired by this fic which is kind of like a circle looping in on itself but not really

It is an enormous thrill to get fan art happening. Even if it is fan art based on a fanfic that, in turn, was based on the fan art by the same artist.

We synergise well, do we not?

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if Fire Fire is going to be on the next studio album, can we expect to see Photographic Memories on there too ?

davidmichaelbennett:

Nope, that’s for a future future album.

And there was much rejoicing in the Fanmily :D

[Does this mean that Overdrive has a chance, too? Ooo! And what about all the *other* unreleased stuff that I’ve only heard about? ::fansquee::]

Ahem.

I… have… to go… pretend to be normal, now. Over there. ::sidles off::

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Challenge #00425 - A050: Metal's Mettle

People die by the soldier’s steel. People live by the blacksmith’s iron. – RecklessPrudence

They say that magic and iron don’t mix.

What do they know?

Common magic does not fare well against iron and steel because both are a different kind of magic. It is a magic of muscle and might and hot fires. Making useful things out of that which was once just rust.

And it is why, should you travel to the village

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Random Australia Fact

Drop Bears are real.

However, they only exist in a relatively small patch of scrub (roughly the size of Virginia) just south of Tullagawupwup.

The Nunga tribe worship them as sacred spirit animals and, weirdly, are the only people who can approach them without fear of injury or death. Naturally, most Nunga tribespeople find themselves recruited into the field of Drop Bear Research by the CSIRO.

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spacemuffinz: I'm kinda worried about David guys Last time he was this catty bitchy was I don't even remember? And he said shit a few...

spacemuffinz:

I’m kinda worried about David guys
Last time he was this catty bitchy was
I don’t even remember?
And he said shit a few times which cussing is something he said he pointedly avoided because childrens and couth
But um
What’s happening guys I’m scared

Pretty certain David’s entered Troll!Mode. He did this before with the Jackawoo. I haven’t recognised the pattern, yet, but I have a theory that it happens whenever

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spacemuffinz: no but is david ok I’m worried too. IDK, I think he was trying to conceal Yet Another Lurgi by doing the accent. Pure...

spacemuffinz:

no but is david ok

I’m worried too. IDK, I think he was trying to conceal Yet Another Lurgi by doing the accent. Pure speculation on my part, of course.

David - eat more ginger. And take pre-emptive vitamin C. It helps tons.

Trust a chronic lurgi-catcher on this. I used to get every bug going, but pre-emptive vitamin C has stopped the virii cold [that was a pun :D]

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Even a God/dess needs sustenance.

A (literal, not figurative) God/dess, fallen on hard times, forced to work 9-to-5 to make a living, in the absence of offerings et cetera. And how the lowly mortals around them feel about it.

Make it as light-hearted or dark, as uplifting or Schadenfreudic(?) as you please. – RecklessPrudence

(#00424 - A049)

[AN: Considering that 99.99999% of Gods are arseholes…]

Grace tried to hurry past the street market. Goddamn hippies were bad enough, but now there were goddamn foreign

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Romantic vs Classicist*

A seemingly eternal argument between some friends and I.

*As defined by a philosophy student who was party to some of them - he later admitted he got the definitions from ‘Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance’.

“Form follows Function. A well-built machine, designed to last decades if not longer, has a quiet craftsmanship, an economical beauty, which no amount of pointless frippery or gilding - or, indeed, curved plastic - can ever match.”

“But much

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