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Challenge #00429 - A054: Urgent Call Home

T'reka’s first communications with the others in her colony group/science base/whoever, after being around the humans for a while

“Uh. Trekker?” said Su-syn. “Your… thing making noise.”

T'reka checked it. It was the urgent-summons. And there was no time to get to her base. “I must checking in! No time. Running is too slow! If I fail, they burn continent.”

Su-syn grinned. “Not worries.”

It was called a Horss. A large herbivorous ungulate that could easily make five Humans. She thought humans moved fast. This moved faster.

T'reka held on with all claws to Su-syn’s back-coverings and marvelled at the motion. Despite being made biliously ill by it. The impossible quadruped ran on its middle digits’ claws. Fingernails. And it did so in a rolling, seesaw gait with two cogniscent life forms on its back.

It covered kilo-flights in instants. Before she knew it, she was blinking at her base camp.

“Up, Trekker. Go! Go!” The human casually threw her, standing, from the back of the Horss. “Save our skins!”

T'reka flew for the ladder, literally. Her own mad flapping made her gain half a depth, but it was half a depth less that she had to climb.

Even under the threat of curfew, she had never climbed so fast.

Up the ladder. Up the stairs. Up the other ladder to the main comms and simultaneously hit the talk button and grabbed the headset, cramming it against one tympanum.

“Kal'rike post! Kal'rike post! This is the genuine voice of T'reka the Mad. Code phrase…” There is was. “Bicep fossil jelly millet. I repeat, this is the genuine voice of T'reka the Mad, code phrase - bicep fossil jelly millet. Call off the attack. Call OFF any attack!”

Static. “We hear and rejoice, T'reka the Mad. Action has been given the come-back signal.”

Only then did she settle the head-set across her brow. Only then did she perch and make herself comfortable. “Initiating video feed for confirmation.”

She turned on the camera. Tweaked its pickup range. Smoothed down her feathers. Produced an amenable expression for the people watching on the other end.

“Greetings from Poison island,” she sang. “I have been made aware there is a problem?”

“You’re communicating with the humans!”

Casual. Treat it casual. After all, she did wander, daily, through many things venomous, poisonous and otherwise deadly. “Isn’t it amazing? They are excellent mimics and can be taught proper speech.”

“But… humans! We must seed the other planet and evacuate at once!”

“With respect, we do not have the resources. Further, I must humbly counter there is sufficient evidence that these humans are not monsters.”

“Where?”

“Sitting here. They came to me. Talked with me. One even rushed me home so that none would die. I humbly posit that these are abnormal humans. They are decidedly non-violent, for all their disturbing habits.”

“They must remain on the island. And you must restrain your communications to the humans you have already met. We expect a full proposal on this… this… vulgar-insanity of a proposal.”

“Which I will write tonight. I must also confer with the humans. They must know of this, too.”

“This is historical-insanity, T'reka the Mad. I trust you understand this.”

“Through to my ever-lasting spirit, sir,” she nodded. “True flight to you.”

He ended the comms after a formal, “True flight.”

Once the communication was completely over… T'reka allowed herself to shake and shudder and cry out her terrors. Such display would not have impressed her superiors.

And, at the other end of it, Su-syn was gently patting her back through the thickness of a blanket.

“All well?”

“All well,” T'reka answered. “How you get up?”

“Careful walk. You ladder small.”

Mental note. Humans were extremely adaptive.

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elsajeni:

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dean-and-his-pie:

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musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff”

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Challenge #00428 - A053: One Fine Afternoon in the Local Comic Shop

A recent submission to the Hawkeye Initiative involved Wolverine instead:

https://24.media.tumblr.com/3d2615b3cd199b3c78d97b5d9376b96a/tumblr_mzpei7EzOd1rmx3kqo1_500.jpg

So, how did he get into the situation on the right?

[AN: Since the short answer of “Sara did it” is cowardly…]

He had one job. In two parts. Part One: Escort Sara to the comic shop and back. Part Two: Keep them both out of trouble.

And it was going well, so far.

“Uuuugghhhh…”

In

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For T'reka: (#;) and, if possible, ( '{' ) as well.

Uncomfortable: “Facing interviews with Administration, for certain. Having to explain science in the words of safety. It is so very [untranslatable expletive] limiting.”

Daydreams: “In my most extravagant moments? I wish I had the time and patience for art. I did try, but it didn’t completely suit me.”

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Hmm... had to think awhile, but: ( [?]o[?])Ren ([?]-[?] ), Sahra Johnston. If I can have two, then +- for her, too. She's... interesting, to...

Friends she would like to make: “I ain’t got any knowin’ of anybody real famous, like. But I reckon I’d like t’ make friends enough wif Duvi t’ get him off’a bein’ dang annoyin’.”

What she thinks about math: “Are you kiddin’? Got me hard ‘nuff time gettin’ m’ letters t’ line up. Ain’t goin’ mess wif no dang numbers.”

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(' q ` " ) = The character's "guilty" pleasure, and also the character's absolute most embarrassing memory... if I have to just pick one,...

Sara Louise’s guilty pleasure: “Revisiting my old work as a spectator.”

Sara Louise’s most embarrassing memory: “Do you have spare hour? Because I may wind up picking a top ten…”

Shayde’s guilty pleasure: “Checkin oot Rael’s arse when he thinks I’m no’ lookin’.”

Shayde’s most embarrassing memory: “Hackmeyer’s behaviour five minutes before I told him me age at

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+ Nutter!canon Todd.

“Uh. Pretty horribly fo’ th’ most part. Sara says folks can’t learn if they dead. Gotta say I agree, there. But sometimes? Only sometimes… there’s folks that just won’t learn. Y’ either gotta put ‘em outta yo'r life, or put 'em down fo’ the good o’ humanity n'aw’m'sayin’?”

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gildragil:

allthe-lights-inthe-sky:

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allthe-lights-inthe-sky:

lucifer-who:

radiorcrist:

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chanelcelayas:

march1st:

taakeyou:

NO GO AWAY

and so it begins

oh no no oh no no

it really is ragnarok

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The horror!

I HAVE COME UP WITH A SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM

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if all else fails, do it the yogscast way

They have no idea what they are getting into.

OH HELL NO

GAIZ GAIZ GAIZ! SETTLE.

This is our chance.

Our chance to convert them.

From mindless robots…

into robot *LOVERS*

[IDK

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Headcanons list! (Add more if you wish)

Headcanons list! (Add more if you wish)

deceptive-fox:

  • 1/2 = How the character feels about people taller or shorter than them
  • +- = The character and what they think about math
  • + = How the character feels about murder
  • @ = How the character appears online
  • Y= = How the character handles money or spends it
  • deg = The…

Ask this about ANY of my characters :D

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Challenge #00427 - A052: A Strange Meeting in a Bubble Dimension

Sara, T'reka and bug-based cuisine

[AN: Sara Louise Adrien and T'reka exist in different universes, so of course Shayde has to get involved. If you meant Sahra Johnston then you’ll have to submit a new prompt :) ]

“Uuuuunnnggghhh….” Rael moaned. He felt like he was forced into his usual, humanoid shape too early. “Wh’t?” He looked to his right and was shocked to discover a historical figure at his elbow. Living, breathing fame. Replete

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