InterNutter

Indie writer seeks audience with an audience. Paying customers welcome. [pronouns: ze/hir] Daily free stories happen because it is an excellent counter to Writers' Block.

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restlesslyaspiring:fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 1 million notes I'll make a dress out of...

restlesslyaspiring:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these

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And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST

Halp!

Beloved has no time for me :(

They’re literally so busy that there is no time for reading.

Which means I need volunteers NOW.

People who want to polish a book for dead-tree publication.

People who can get back to me about what needs fixing. People who know funny.

Please help.

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Hey fellow writers!

noodle-noggin:

I just want to take this time to say you’re all awesome. Seriously, every single one of you is awesome.

The genre doesn’t matter. The fandom doesn’t matter. The ship doesn’t matter.

You can write novels or you can write drabbles. You can write daily or you can write once in a blue moon. You can swing between struggling to get words down on paper or juggling multiple plots at once.

It doesn’t matter if you

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Fanbot Illustration Giveaway Once I Hit 200 Followers

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I have given this some thought and I have decided that I will be doing a giveaway once I hit the 200 follower milestone.  As of this post I am at 177 followers.  Once I hit the 200 mark I will draw 3 randomly selected winner’s fanbots.  Simply send me a message for your chance to win.  If you do not have a fanbot, but you do have an idea for one,

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It's DONE!

I just wrote the final words of the alpha draft of KFZ.

Kinda waiting for a meteor to fall on my head at this point. It’s been one hell of a year for real life to interfere with the progress of a book.

I’ve already made up my mind on the dedication:

For Mayhem, who gave me the best worst idea ever.
And for Dad. I wish you could have read this.

IDK about the formatting tho.

This is it.

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Call for beta-readers

I need readers, soon, for my finished alpha draft of Kung Fu Zombies.

It has to pass through Beloved’s hands first. Of course.

After that, I will need people who can get back to me in a relatively fast time [if you can devour a book in a day - great! If you can retain info from that, then better] and especially people with a sense of humour.

My idea of funny generally sails over other peoples’ heads. So I need

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Challenge #00904-B173: Cat Day

Steven Universe - Lion’s adventure

Lion finished his patrol of the city and curled up near the house of the Scion. Soon, very soon, it would be warm in just this spot. Warm was always good. The Scion would need Lion today. Lion couldn’t tell exactly when, but he knew. He was going to be Needed.

And in the meantime, there was sleep.

“Is it safe to just… lie on him like that?”

Lion peeked. The human friend of

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shredsandpatches:junkybowels:plaidadder:argonauticae:argonauticae:im putting together a couple of scottish folk mixes bc that's what i do...

shredsandpatches:

junkybowels:

plaidadder:

argonauticae:

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im putting together a couple of scottish folk mixes bc that’s what i do and im honestly curious if anyone in my country has ever been unequivocally happy about anything ever

scottish trad music genres:

  • Everyone I Love Is Dead
  • The English Have Stolen All My Sheep
  • You Want To Be My Boyfriend? First You Must Answer These Riddles Three
  • The Protestants Have Stolen All My Sheep
  • I Love You A Lot But You’ve Left

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krxs10: !!!!!!!! ATTENTION !!!!!!!!!Illinois Woman Who Drove To Texas For New Job Found Hanging/Dead In Jail Cell 3 Days LaterSandra Bland...

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!!!!!!!! ATTENTION !!!!!!!!!

Illinois Woman Who Drove To Texas For New Job Found Hanging/Dead In Jail Cell 3 Days Later

Sandra Bland died in police custody this past Monday. Visiting Texas from Chicago to interview for a college job at her alma mater of Prairie View A&M, she was pulled over for a routine traffic violation (failure to use her turn signal). Everything from that point forward screams racism and foul play, including her death in the Waller County jail

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Sitting in my pillow fort

Watching _City of Lost Children_[subbed]

The world is starting to feel a little nicer now. Still anxious, but I can hide from the world. Maybe I can reach a point where I don’t care if anyone laughs at my fort.

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Some Loose Onion Translations

jengoci:

tofumousethe3rd:

He’s certainly strange and a bit of a mischievous kid, yeah, but he’s certainly not malicious and mean.  He just has a different way of communicating than Steven does.

Let me give you some logical explanations as to his behavior so you doods stop calling him a root alien yeah?

Chip Thief- This is probably the least weird thing a kid would do.  He sneaks around and causes mischief to get attention and stave off boredom till

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Challenge #00903-B172: One Thing in Common

Francoeur and Sweetie Belle

Her big sister had a really big visitor. He was immense enough to make a full-grown dragon wary. All black and sharp spikes and luminous red eyes…

…and a gentle, almost foal-like way of investigating the world with all four hands.

Sweetie Belle thought she was well-hidden until he offered her a rose and cooed, “…joli petit poney…”

“Oh, don’t be frightened, Sweetie Belle,” Rarity singsonged. “Francoeur is as gentle as a lamb.

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chaoswolf1982: bertb0t: antique-symbolism: bertb0t: antique-symbolism: Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its...

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Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

I get the feeling internutter could find something amusing to write about somewhere in here… possibly more than

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There is some part of me that hates me

I’m gonna be ranting here because I don’t want to drag people through this. You can hit the skip button. Or scroll on by.

And don’t worry. I should be over it soon. Ranting here helps.

I’m almost finished writing KFZ. The one novel of mine that just might fucking make it and be my doorway to a better life.

The one novel that’s been fucking cursed, on and off, since I started writing it.

I’m

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